OKAY HARDCORE PRINCE FANS. WHAT THE FUCK IS PRINCE TALKING ABOUT HERE? ALSO POST OTHER PRINCE LYRICS THAT ARE FUCKED UP AND CONFUSING. LET US ALL ANALYZE TOGETHER.

borrowed from the 20 worst song lyrics thread

dannyd5050 said:

My friend always sings along and says that to be goofy. So now that's how I hear it.

isn't it "the afterworld".. A world of neverending happiness??

Glam Slam:

Heavy feather, flicka nipple
Baby scram, water ripple

lazyass....

squirrelgrease said:

that actually would work for born again christians.

PurpleMedley122 said:

totally

DesireeNevermind said:

He is saying that, in his opinion, God intended human mothers to suckle their own young, but did not intend for humans to drink dairy products from other animals.

He had previously made reference to the same subject in 'Joint 2 Joint':

"U don't even know what kind of cereal I like
Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk
Cuz cows are 4 calves"

In other words, cow's milk is intended for their own young, which is why he drinks soy milk instead.

She don't fret, because she's so darn free
When we're making love, its like surgery!

Soda fizzing on the lawn

Technicolour junkie in a funky square (Fucked up but fucking great too)

langebleu said:

that lyric the breast i suck would have a line around the hood sounds suspect. Line around the HOOD?
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She's gonna find
Bath water hot enough 2 b touched (oh, man. porkchop is hurtin')
Eye'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on
U know she eat 2 much

Sometimes Prince Makes me SOOO Jealous with his music, but I know it's all part of the show

DesireeNevermind said:

You don't understand that means he loves you.

KeithyT said:

and the phone goes CLICK!!!!

My ex used to sing this:

"Everytime I comb my hair,
Hock a loogie in your eye"


Still makes me laugh my ass off.

fuzion said:

Ewwww

fuzion said:

I totally thought it was "thoughts of you get in my eyes"

DesireeNevermind said:

that's kinda sexy.

I know he meant well but...

Hey valentina tell ur mama
She should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin'
After you down the hall
And she's all worn out
From those late night feedings
And she ready 4 another
Rock 'n roll meeting
Oh valentina tell ur mama
She should give me a call

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm pretty sure he's saying:

She's gonna find out what I like my eggs,
My bathwater, my bathwater,
How I liked to be touched

And the Missy reference is a crack on her because she put a fucked up Prince impersonator in her Work It video.

1sexymf said:

I remember I was like when I saw that.

DesireeNevermind said:

well i don't know about a line around the hood but the breast he WAS sucking on at the time ..i wanted a squirt of that milk as well

johnart said:

U do realize that song is about Salma Hayek, the woman who directed "Te Amo Corazon" and that "Valentina" is the name she gave her daughter.

Huggiebear said:

meaning she's very skilled at the art of love making like a surgeon in the operating room

i'm gonna go with



& of course...

L4OATheOriginal said:

or she'll cut a nucca!

DesireeNevermind said:

she only does that when furlough deductions from the pay check happen ...call that chica up cause i know some people she can slice!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

Why is this "lazyass"? Just because it doesn't make sense to you?

I think it's pretty clever.

The lyrics to Venus De Milo have always bugged me!
Also Alexa De Paris.
Prince U so crazy!

blueautumn said:

because it sounds like something souljaboy tell 'em would say.

L4OATheOriginal said:

the breast he is sucking on is so good that folks would be lined up around the neighborhood? maybe?