I have always loved Morris' line after Prince launches him into the boxes: "Ain't that a bitch; I just got my coat out the cleaners."

When Prince drives off with Appolonia in the alley.... Morris gets up and yells "Ya long haired faggot!"

wasitgood4u said:

prince is 5'2" without heels....i thought

nyse said:

He is.

Somehow the fact he is eating a bag of Dorittos. Can't quite picture him eating junk food.

Keep the change... Jerome get my change.

mzsadii said:

He use to eat stuff like that back in the day, fried chicken, all that good stuff.

Yeah, that's where that ass came from. I miss that ass.
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Darwintheorgangrinder said:

Me too, Morris made that movie funny. Prince was too troubled, I just wanted to say 'shut up and sing'.
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Dayclear said:

The "sex" scene

frenchylatina said:

MORE MORE!!!!!

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No wownder he has hip problems now.

ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

xlr8r said:

No wownder he has hip problems now.[/quote]
I find it hilarious that he opened a dang closed door with his airborn carcass. Is there no gravity in Minni, whenever someone gets hit, they fly half way across the room like its dragonball Z or some cartoon.

ernestsewell said:

He's still be shorter than Apples accoring to what she wrote...

Easily for laughs Morris Day
especially the Hooker in the Dumpster "Such nastiness, lets go!"
Morris and Billy walking down the street
"What you need to do is get rid of him"

Morris telling off Susan and Brenda "You ladies don't seem to realise how valuable my time is" "Now I wanna see some asses wiggling, Ah want some perfection!" and he slaps five with Jerome and does that gay finger thing towards the synsthesiser which starts up, close up of asses wiggling "I think I'm gonna need a drink"

And in the bar with Apples
He camply pulls out that note and goes "Keep the change" and then says to Jerome "Go get my change"

That mof always cracks me up with that camp ass shit

Funniest????

Dude, EASILY:

"That ain't Lake Minnetonka"

The funniest part... although it was messed up at the same time.. .was when The Time was coming down the hall after performing The Bird, and Morris is sayin' "The Kid who? The Kid who?" ... and then he peeks back and calmly says "How's the family?"

Man... you had to laugh! FUNNY indeed, but definitely messed up!

I'm glad that they showed Morris having a little bit of a heart afterwards by standing there alone, and realizing that what he said was fucked up.

Had they cut that part from the movie, Morris may have never recovered, and his career might have been shit! lol

cheesecakequeen said:

Yeah.. and you KNOW that brutha ain't never knocked NOBODY out like that. LOL!

I laugh like hell at the "Password" scene.

Onionhead...

wasitgood4u said:

According to IMDB.com Appollonia is 5'4. Maybe the director told her to put 5'6 to make Prince look taller! LOL. Why would you put your height on a calling card anyhow? Hardly relevant.

Where Billy goes, "un, huh just like his old man" because it's just so cold-blooded. Can you imagine your boss saying that to you?

morris checking his gear in the mirror after vacuuming

The guy in red playing guitar in Dez's band during "Modernaire". Every time I see that scene it's like WTF?

wasitgood4u said:

Prince is supposed 2 B 5'6 in heels

Huggiebear said:

kumala75 said:

lol I know..he is like a tall rooster who is going into spasms

Morris talkin about his cook Gino Suskragegattchi

Riera said:

I know, i just cracked up at the look on her face...

xlr8r said:

I agree. He gets me going everytime. The "answer me muthafucker" and the whole apples doing a 360 gets me everytime also, lol.