What are some of your favorite word-rhymes in a Prince lyric?...As well as some of the worst you've heard the man sing?

A few of the favorites:

Nude/Rude (Controversy)

Jammin'/Slammin'/Rammin' (U Got The Look)

Everybody's inspected/I stand corrected (U Got The Look)

Late/Nate (Sign O' The Times)

Private affair/Better not dare (Shhh)

Mine ever since/U belong to Prince (Private Joy)


Among the worst:

Works/Jerk (The Future)

Laugh/Bubble Bath (4Ever)

Delores/Brontosaurus (Dinner With Delores)

The worst one I've heard, forgot the name of the song but I'll look for it later, is when he says "When we make love is like surgery." WTF?
[Edited 6/22/09 18:48pm]

NastradumasKid said:

That's "I Love U In Me", I think lol ...

She don't blush 'cause she's so damned free
When she makin' love it's like surgery


[Edited 6/22/09 18:50pm]

Byron said:

I know right. I remember sitting there going "What the fuck?" Bad choice of words.

it's both my favorite and the worst:

'when i'm workin at my jobba
i'm the victim, ur the robba..'

Byron said:

Yeah, that's an awful lyric.

Anxiety said:

Are you kidding?...Lemon Crush has the best stupid lyrics ever

All it takes is a little bitty
Of your ooh! pretty, pretty

You can't beat that with a stick

'Lolita U're sweet-uh but U'll never make a cheetah out of me.'

'Stop lookin' at me like that unless you want me to bite that.'

The last half of 'Old School Company' all that 'Jellybean wishin' Christina Milian' shit.

Anxiety said:

You beat me too it! Dang it! It always cracks me up because it is so cheesy.

Electric chair:
"I saw your friend first, that's who I danced with
All the time I was watchin you
The music rocked us, our eyes locked: thus!
Makin us see a trippy picture shoo!"

and megaLOL to Tony M:

My Name is Prince:

"U're just a simpleton I'll bust you like a pimple, son!"

BriaVelveeta said:

You just wish he sang "Lolita, u're sweeta, but I'm trippin on Bria Velveeta!"

I actually wish he'd put 'Girl' and 'World' to rest for good! For some reason all the "time" and "mind" doesn't bother me though!

For me, probably the worst is in Dance 4 Me

Eye like it when you dance cuz it gets me hot
Eye like it when you shake everything you got
Eye like it when you dance cuz it's so sexy
Eye like it when you dance 4 me

Last line should be "I wrote this cuz I'm so lazy!"

Reminds me of a Paris Hilton song I heard once:
(and I didn't know this verbatim, I had to look it up, trust me!)

"Every time I turn around the boys fighting over me
Every time I step out the house they want to fight over me
Maybe 'cause I'm hot hot today and I'm so so so sexy
All the boys all the silly boys they want to fight over me"

At least Prince doesn't have to repeat words to get the syllables right!

Worst Rhyme

"I rather do you after school like some homework" from Shh!

"Stop looking at me like that, unless you wanna bite that"
[Edited 6/23/09 5:07am]

2 of the worst -


My name is Prince and I am funky
When it come 2 funk, I am a junkie


All she needs is just a little gratuity
She don't like no beef, uh, she just loves me 4 me

I think it's cool when Prince sings.."Everytime they try to clock U, tick more than they tock."

I love all of Prince's Rhymes.

Annie Christian was a whore
Always looking for some fun
Being good was such a bore
So she bought a gun


Always found that part chilling...

In addition to some of the previous mentions:

"This is 80 proof. Guaranteed to get your girl loose, if she douche."

and

"Beggers can't be choosers if they don't know how to serve.
You got a different phone number, and a lot of nerve."

and

"What difference does it make?
You know you can't make chocolate cake."

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[Edited 6/26/09 5:27am]

MrMul said:

she don't want no beef, bur she DO want some Tricky Dean pork sausage!