who would you rather smash?

nikki's pluses:

nikki's a fiend.
she has devices.
she grinds.
she masturbates in public WITH magazines. not to them.
she lives in a castle.
she leaves before you wake up.
shes cool with booty calls.

nikki's negatives:
she's prolly got the funk.
she requires that you sign your name on a dotted line before she grinds.


dorothy's pluses:
shes tall and fine.
shes fast witted.
she likes baths.
she doesnt care if youre kinda goin with someone or not.
she wont answer the phone in the middle of bathing.
she likes to roleplay.
shell make you laugh.


dorothy's negatives:
she questions your manhood based on what you ordered.
shes kinda late on reading books.
maybe too many bubble baths are bad for her skin?

Neither....I'd rather do Prince

This is Super Stoopid.
For real.
DP.... "cause Dorothy was cool".

I'd prefer the most beautiful girl in the world.

Cloreen Baconskin.

ok player

Can I be Mr. Goodnight?

Dorothy Parker, cause I envision her wearing this "Little House On The Prarie", long skirt....wonder what she has got under there?

Neither.

Neither considering the fact they're not real people. But to play along I'd choose Dorothy cuz she like the girl next door. While Nikki seems she's been to everybodies door. H.O.E..

Rinluv said:

Dorothy Parker is real, just not Prince's lyrical portrayal of her.

Well, considering the orgasmic screaming,the house spinning till he wakes up the next morning ending with backwards gospel choir, with a spiritual epiphany and everything!, Nikki sounds like a terrific lay.

Meh, Dorthy Parker was cool.
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Se7en said:

That's what I mean. Real or not, I was judging from the songs.

Taking my cue from Prince, i'd marry Dorthy and cheat on her with Nikki.

I'll take my chances with Shockadelica

Dorothy, for sure.

Definitely Miss Parker... she likes Joni Mitchell!

Dorothy.

With the way Nikki is described, homegirl might have something...

Great thread!! Shows how much our fantasy really can interpret into his lyrics.


I'd go for Dorothy. She seems to be a real lady at what she does, having that certain special look in her eyes that just tells you "I like you and I want you to take me" without exaggerating, who can also just get off with you and be dirty. I think my choice is also based on my deam last night (I fucked a girl in a big indoor swimming pool It might not be a bathtub, but Dorothy definitely fits in there!).

Whereas Nikki is that little redneck bitch, who always shows too much of her skin and who probably smokes too much and already has huge bags under her eyes from going out every night. Dorothy is a waitress, yes, but she has style and knows how to take care of herself.






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I thought this might be a song vs song thread.

Dorothy Parker would be my answer.

Prince is incapable of writing lyrics like those now. it's such a clever, witty song.

Beside that, i love the sparsity of instruments on DP.

At first glance, this seemed like one of many stupid threads that pop up in P:M&M. But I kinda dig it!

I would take Dorothy Parker (the fictional character) over Nikki in a second.

How about the good ol' game of Marry, Screw, & Kill?

I would marry Dorothy, screw Nikki, and kill Dolores!

I wanna fuck Zannalee and Fendi too!



Deepthroat alert

Toss in Bambi and Billy Jack Bitch I'd have them all turn around and do the one with the Wonderful Ass

of the two options, i'd "bang" Nikki.
out of all of his songs, it'd have 2 b a tie (or 3some) with Little Red Corvette, and Raspberry beret.

I'd also go for the one with the look. You know, the tough-looking one with a jammin' face and a hecka slammin' body.

carlcranshaw said:

I would definitely love to have lunch with Cynthia Rose.

can't I have both?

you would think i'm nuts for saying.....Melody Cool...oh wait,DP?? same diff huh??

Dorthy sounds like she might have some hang-ups, so I'd have to give Nikki a good ass hot bath, some Trojans and enjoy the fireworks.