So Bria came home after allegedly dining with a friend and this is how it all went down.


Bria: Hi Prince Baby

Prince:
Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here. Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you. Listen first things first let me hang up the coat.
Yeah how was your day today? Did you miss me?

Bria: Yep


Prince: You did? Yeah? I missed you too I missed you so much I followed you today.


Bria: OH MY GOD!

Prince: That's right now close your mouth 'Cause you cold busted. Now just sit down here, sit down here I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do.

You know my first impulse was to run up on you And do a Rambo. I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled.

I called up the bank and took out every dime. Then I cancelled all your credit cards... I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Yeah!

Bria: Where are my things!!!


Prince:

Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking?

You don't mess with the Prince! I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!

But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young (kind of). And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days (well not really) . . .

Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with.

Cause you dismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat...



Prince saw you...and him...walking in the rain!

writing a fairy tale hey

DesireeNevermind said:

Huh?

for those who don't get it:

plus, it'd go down more like this:

Heyyyyy, hey Bria how you doin', c'mon in here...got some carrot soup on the stove waiting for you. Listen, first things first, lemme hang up that coat...yeah, how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did, well I missed you too.

I missed you so much I logged into the org today...that's right! Now close yo mouth, 'cause you cold-busted!

Now sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run to the org mods, and have them do a Rambo. Whip out the ban button and flat-blast all your alter accounts. But I didn't wanna mess up my $3,700 three-piece suit from sweating it out, staying logged on all night.

So instead...I chilled. That's right, chilled, then I went to my vault. Took out all of your outtakes. Then I went and cancelled all those credit cards...yeah. Burnt yo masters! Yeah! I stuck you up for every piece of music I ever made for you...that's right...

...now now don't go looking in that piggy bank! There's nothin' in there, every dime you came here with is waiting for you in the guest room. Who was you tryin' to fool, huh? What you trynna prove...? Huh? You messin' with THE KID!

I gave you dresses that matched with what I got on, Jimmy Choos, a shiny-assed album--I typed you things you couldn't even pronounce! Now I'ma give you advice, 'cause you still young...that's right, you still young. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this.

Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with them alley cat-coat wearin', Shoe Carnival-pump wearin' crumbcake heffas I see you fightin' with, 'cause ya'll dismissed. That's right. Silly rabbit, Trix are made for kids, didja know that?? You without me is like Cap'n Crunch without the soymilk! It's MY world, you just a squirrel trynna get a nut! Now get outta here!

AAAAK! Don't touch them masters!!!




been a while since i typed some shit out like this edit
[Edited 6/4/09 16:47pm]

...mzsexybaby

...excuse me??...it is 10,000,000$$$$$ SUIT
..mzsexybaby'CHILDREN BEHAVE'

lol....thts so funny !!!!

mzkqueen03 said:

the suit stays $3,700. i stuck as closely to the song as i could. th' fuck he'd be doing with an expensive-assed suit like that on? he'd keep that baby in the closet, with a plastic wrap over it and take it out every once in a while to check it for lint.

did i mention the milk is soy milk? cornflake without the soy milk.


When Bria sees his face hope it gives her hell, hope it gives her hell. When he comes her way hope it gives her hell, hope it gives her hell. When she find a man that's worth a damn and treats her well....

BSK3478 said:

..ok look at the video..he NEVER stepped outside..JUST WAIT'IN..
...mzsexybaby

DesireeNevermind said:

All y'all a dang trip....only on the org.

mzkqueen03 said:

lol wut

..if u have 10,000,000 suit..honey u KNOW u WAIT'IN..4 the RIGHT time 4 dat one!..
..mzsexybaby

....$$$$$<<<<<..it's just $..ain't nothing wrong!!..
..mzsexybaby'$'

BSK3478 said:

I wonder....If she left with what she had, then that means she was tore up when he found her! That's the ultimate remodeling project. :projectho:
[Edited 6/4/09 17:15pm]

You are a hot damn mess.

BSK3478 said:

I cannot wait to see you tomorrow.

Vendetta1 said:

this whole bria thing is a hot, sweaty n'sticky ghetto mess.

Vendetta1 said:

me too!!!

BSK3478 said:

BSK3478 said:

"As the Lavendar World Turnz."

DesireeNevermind said:

I want you to know I fell OUT laughing when I got this far. At this point, I was rolling.

Thank you for that.

ThreadBare said:

you welcome hon. i put the UN in FUN ya know wut i mean?

ThreadBare said:

Me, too.

Nonsense

BSK3478 said:

x a million

DesireeNevermind said:

LOL! I saw you and him walking in the rain! You were holding hands and I - will never be the same LOL!!