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BRIA: What's your prediction for what's going to happen to me musically???
PRINCE: Prediction??? BRIA: Yes, prediction. PRINCE: PAIN!!! | |
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Entrance...Tame...
Tame: What the dang Hell is going on in here? Bria Go Home, and leave my lingere here.....Prince go to your room, and take the belt out of the drawer we're getting married next week.  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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lol. he saw Bria... and HIM! walkin in the purple rain, huh? | |
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BSK3478 said: plus, it'd go down more like this:
Heyyyyy, hey Bria how you doin', c'mon in here...got some carrot soup on the stove waiting for you. Listen, first things first, lemme hang up that coat...yeah, how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did, well I missed you too. I missed you so much I logged into the org today...that's right! Now close yo mouth, 'cause you cold-busted! Now sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run to the org mods, and have them do a Rambo. Whip out the ban button and flat-blast all your alter accounts. But I didn't wanna mess up my $3,700 three-piece suit from sweating it out, staying logged on all night. So instead...I chilled. That's right, chilled, then I went to my vault. Took out all of your outtakes. Then I went and cancelled all those credit cards...yeah. Burnt yo masters! Yeah! I stuck you up for every piece of music I ever made for you...that's right... ...now now don't go looking in that piggy bank! There's nothin' in there, every dime you came here with is waiting for you in the guest room. Who was you tryin' to fool, huh? What you trynna prove...? Huh? You messin' with THE KID! I gave you dresses that matched with what I got on, Jimmy Choos, a shiny-assed album--I typed you things you couldn't even pronounce! Now I'ma give you advice, 'cause you still young...that's right, you still young. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with them alley cat-coat wearin', Shoe Carnival-pump wearin' crumbcake heffas I see you fightin' with, 'cause ya'll dismissed. That's right. Silly rabbit, Trix are made for kids, didja know that?? You without me is like Cap'n Crunch without the soymilk! It's MY world, you just a squirrel trynna get a nut! Now get outta here! AAAAK! Don't touch them masters!!!  been a while since i typed some shit out like this edit
[Edited 6/4/09 16:47pm]  Much better!!!! I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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so like....what really happened? and how the F do you guys know this shit? "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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BSK3478 said: for those who don't get it:
This is my favorite R&B song of 1986  | |
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Vendetta1 said: ThreadBare said: I want you to know I fell OUT laughing when I got this far. At this point, I was rolling. Thank you for that. :falloff:  i haven't laughed this hard since ... well never. thank u  the good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge ~ Bertrand Russel | |
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DesireeNevermind said: So Bria came home after allegedly dining with a friend and this is how it all went down.
Bria: Hi Prince Baby Prince: Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here. Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you. Listen first things first let me hang up the coat. Yeah how was your day today? Did you miss me? Bria: Yep Prince: You did? Yeah? I missed you too I missed you so much I followed you today. Bria: OH MY GOD! Prince: That's right now close your mouth 'Cause you cold busted. Now just sit down here, sit down here I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. You know my first impulse was to run up on you And do a Rambo. I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled. I called up the bank and took out every dime. Then I cancelled all your credit cards... I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Yeah! Bria: Where are my things!!! Prince: Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking? You don't mess with the Prince! I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young (kind of). And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days (well not really) . . . Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat... Prince saw you...and him...walking in the rain!  u done LOST YO MIND!! and it's gonna rain on yo head!! man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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BSK3478 said: plus, it'd go down more like this:
Heyyyyy, hey Bria how you doin', c'mon in here...got some carrot soup on the stove waiting for you. Listen, first things first, lemme hang up that coat...yeah, how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did, well I missed you too. I missed you so much I logged into the org today...that's right! Now close yo mouth, 'cause you cold-busted! Now sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run to the org mods, and have them do a Rambo. Whip out the ban button and flat-blast all your alter accounts. But I didn't wanna mess up my $3,700 three-piece suit from sweating it out, staying logged on all night. So instead...I chilled. That's right, chilled, then I went to my vault. Took out all of your outtakes. Then I went and cancelled all those credit cards...yeah. Burnt yo masters! Yeah! I stuck you up for every piece of music I ever made for you...that's right... ...now now don't go looking in that piggy bank! There's nothin' in there, every dime you came here with is waiting for you in the guest room. Who was you tryin' to fool, huh? What you trynna prove...? Huh? You messin' with THE KID! I gave you dresses that matched with what I got on, Jimmy Choos, a shiny-assed album--I typed you things you couldn't even pronounce! Now I'ma give you advice, 'cause you still young...that's right, you still young. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with them alley cat-coat wearin', Shoe Carnival-pump wearin' crumbcake heffas I see you fightin' with, 'cause ya'll dismissed. That's right. Silly rabbit, Trix are made for kids, didja know that?? You without me is like Cap'n Crunch without the soymilk! It's MY world, you just a squirrel trynna get a nut! Now get outta here! AAAAK! Don't touch them masters!!! been a while since i typed some shit out like this edit
[Edited 6/4/09 16:47pm] OMG that was goodman, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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DesireeNevermind said: BRIA: What's your prediction for what's going to happen to me musically???
PRINCE: Prediction??? BRIA: Yes, prediction. PRINCE: PAIN!!! PRINCE: do u know who i am? i'm number one at the bank! that means I'm number one! I'm da best!! man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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BSK3478 said: plus, it'd go down more like this:
Heyyyyy, hey Bria how you doin', c'mon in here...got some carrot soup on the stove waiting for you. Listen, first things first, lemme hang up that coat...yeah, how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did, well I missed you too. I missed you so much I logged into the org today...that's right! Now close yo mouth, 'cause you cold-busted! Now sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run to the org mods, and have them do a Rambo. Whip out the ban button and flat-blast all your alter accounts. But I didn't wanna mess up my $3,700 three-piece suit from sweating it out, staying logged on all night. So instead...I chilled. That's right, chilled, then I went to my vault. Took out all of your outtakes. Then I went and cancelled all those credit cards...yeah. Burnt yo masters! Yeah! I stuck you up for every piece of music I ever made for you...that's right... ...now now don't go looking in that piggy bank! There's nothin' in there, every dime you came here with is waiting for you in the guest room. Who was you tryin' to fool, huh? What you trynna prove...? Huh? You messin' with THE KID! I gave you dresses that matched with what I got on, Jimmy Choos, a shiny-assed album--I typed you things you couldn't even pronounce! Now I'ma give you advice, 'cause you still young...that's right, you still young. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with them alley cat-coat wearin', Shoe Carnival-pump wearin' crumbcake heffas I see you fightin' with, 'cause ya'll dismissed. That's right. Silly rabbit, Trix are made for kids, didja know that?? You without me is like Cap'n Crunch without the soymilk! It's MY world, you just a squirrel trynna get a nut! Now get outta here! AAAAK! Don't touch them masters!!! been a while since i typed some shit out like this edit
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These are the times where I really miss HQ  "The voter is less important than the man who provides money to the candidate," - Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens
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L4OATheOriginal said: DesireeNevermind said: BRIA: What's your prediction for what's going to happen to me musically???
PRINCE: Prediction??? BRIA: Yes, prediction. PRINCE: PAIN!!! PRINCE: do u know who i am? i'm number one at the bank! that means I'm number one! I'm da best!! you def know what time it is. | |
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rudedog said: These are the times where I really miss HQ
u know that site is stll there..and it's so pretty  man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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A different scenario:
Our story opens with Bria dialing P's phone number. A number she's dialed many times. A number she has on speed dial even. Ring! Ring! A Recorded Voice: 'I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been changed. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. 312-177-7777 is NOT a working number. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. Thank you.' 'I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been changed. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. 312-177-7777 is NOT a working number. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. Thank you.' Thus ending the career of one of the most incredible entertainers of our generation. Someone who could have changed the fan-dancing game if only given her shot. As her eyes begin to tear up, one tear trickles down her cheek as another goes behind her ear. The end. | |
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BriaVelveeta said: A different scenario:
Our story opens with Bria dialing P's phone number. A number she's dialed many times. A number she has on speed dial even. Ring! Ring! A Recorded Voice: 'I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been changed. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. 312-177-7777 is NOT a working number. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. Thank you.' 'I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been changed. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. 312-177-7777 is NOT a working number. At the customers request the new number is unpublished. Thank you.' Thus ending the career of one of the most incredible entertainers of our generation. Someone who could have changed the fan-dancing game if only given her shot. As her eyes begin to tear up, one tear trickles down her cheek as another goes behind her ear. The end. Damn that crossed-eye. Bria can't even cry straight. | |
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Let me tell you something: you people make me look like a crazy ass bag lady as I sit here in a public library reading this nasty shit about woman we all love to hate. I wish I had something humorous to add to all of your crazy talk because if I take a good laugh then I should give a good laugh too. However nothing in my head is as good as what I've read 
Now please Jehovah,let no one get on this thread that does not have a sense of humor and have it turn into a,,  PLEASE!!!  | |
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who pissed in yalls kool-aid????
momma will make more, K??? THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Bria: Hello?
PRINCE: Course youre the only girl. Youre all I think about. Youre the only girl for me. Youre all I think about. Youre special. You know I love you, Bria: Now I say I trust you, But I want you to know Im not a sucker; Chill out-your nose is growing, Pinocchio. PRINCE: Say what? Bria: You say no more lies, And Ill try to understand. But theres a little exaggeration In almost every man PRINCE: Whatchu talkin' bout Willis? Bria: So now Im leaving, And you know I tried. All right, baby, no more lies. But you dont appreciate The time I take. All right baby, no more lies. Swee doom bodi dome doo!! PRINCE: Bitch you still can't sing!!! | |
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smh...desiree.....?  THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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L4OATheOriginal said: DesireeNevermind said: So Bria came home after allegedly dining with a friend and this is how it all went down.
Bria: Hi Prince Baby Prince: Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here. Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you. Listen first things first let me hang up the coat. Yeah how was your day today? Did you miss me? Bria: Yep Prince: You did? Yeah? I missed you too I missed you so much I followed you today. Bria: OH MY GOD! Prince: That's right now close your mouth 'Cause you cold busted. Now just sit down here, sit down here I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. You know my first impulse was to run up on you And do a Rambo. I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled. I called up the bank and took out every dime. Then I cancelled all your credit cards... I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Yeah! Bria: Where are my things!!! Prince: Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking? You don't mess with the Prince! I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young (kind of). And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days (well not really) . . . Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat... Prince saw you...and him...walking in the rain! u done LOST YO MIND!! and it's gonna rain on yo head!! Been listening to Beyonce, huh?!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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why did I read this and think of Bob George revamped? To Sir, with Love | |
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