all I can say is wow ... ignorance in the name of God is scary this thread was on a Lovesexy picture on google. I was just curious to see what was being said.I was SHOCKED by what I was reading overall.

Prince is mentioned on page 4 ....You might want to skim through the page 1 first

http://www.landoverbaptis...hp?p=96970
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you do know it's a parody website don't you?

unique said:

Yeah, I was reading the threads and was thinking WTF?
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unique said:

It has to be everything they post is hateful

coolcat said:

thanks for posting this I was worried

utopia7 said:

Yeah, I really wasn't sure if it was a joke or not till I saw unique's post.

I heard about this site a few years ago - it's apparently a parody of the Westboro Baptist Church (that's the Phelps clan, if you don't know.)

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“
I am here to reclaim the internet.
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—Prince, lordly assface

“
BAWWWWW
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—Prince's fanbase.

“
what?
„


—the internet at large.
YOU GONNA GET SUED
YOU GONNA GET SUED
The resemblance is uncanny!
The resemblance is uncanny!
Reclaim WHOSE internet?
Reclaim WHOSE internet?
Jimi Hendrix's corpse is currently being subpoenaed for looking kind of like Prince
Jimi Hendrix's corpse is currently being subpoenaed for looking kind of like Prince
Prince vs. Prince is inevitable
Prince vs. Prince is inevitable
Quintessential Prince fan, oozing secks from every pore
Quintessential Prince fan, oozing secks from every pore
Prince & friends
Prince & friends


Prince, the artist formerly known as Prince, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, and the artist formerly known as Image:Princesymbol.png IS HERE TO RECLAIM THE INTERNET that he says is his by noble birthright.

Al Gore has made comment that he's ready and prepared to defend his invention against Prince's 'tubes d'état.

Prince's face is Serious Fucking Business. He has recently declared an E-Jihad on all images, tattoos, and anything that looks remotely like him, including the Shroud of Turin and Goatse. He is planning to sue all niggers, Will Smith, and the continent of Africa for having melanin and eating KFC.


Career Overview

Much like his second cousin twice removed Barack Hussein Obama, Prince is a halfrican split between those of nigra and terrorist descent. His great ancestor was relative to Sally Hemmings, and in spite of his celebrity status the Jefferson family still tell him "Wrong Location Nigger" when he shows up for family reunions. Prince is still suspected to be responsible for the Y2K devastation which he had predicted back in the 80s, when BBS was what still passed for an internets connection.

Tay Zonday's musical hero, Prince was the first artist to perform a rain dance as a form of popular music. However, due to overwhelming levels of faggotry and GRIDS, Prince's rain was purple rather than chokklit. He is in the closet on at least 100 different batshit levels, ranging from his obvious homosexuality to bestiality and beyond. If anyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry, it is Prince, who found out when he tried to stick his penis inside of one. After sampling the sound of the dove's reaction, he put it to a drum machine and it became his biggest hit.


Prince®

“
Cease and desist
„


—the Ear Sheriff


A lawlsuit? Over MY fan site? It may be more likely than you think. Prince has declared a mighty war on all content containing his lordly image, meaning that middle-aged women and fgts everywhere will be seeing their websites closed like a Swedish swimming pool.

Prince has hired the WEB SHERIFF to scour the tubes, SEAKING images and content that may contain his face, hands, fingerprints, saliva, penis, faeces, semen, air he may have breathed, water that at one time was his piss, and any binaries he may have interacted with. What Prince doesn't know is that he's sparing the entire internet and world at large every single eye-molesting Geocities site dedicated to worshipping his herpes-infested dong.

The Jewtubes are also off-limits, Prince has declared, so that noone can watch him sing about naked girls wearing red hats. Several accounts have allegedly been baleeted by his leet h4x0r rent-a-cops.



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THIS CHANNEL WAS CREATED TO SILENTLY PROTEST PRINCE AND HIS NAZI-LIKE BEHAVIOR ON YouTube
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—SilentPrinceProtest, invoking Godwin's Law in ALLCAPS


It is rumored that he is trying to figure out a method by which he can copyright the word Prince itself to extract several thousand years of back-pay from the Chavs for their flagrant abuse of integrating his product with their government and history. He has also been sighted going door to door in the Amerikkkan midwest, demanding totals exceeding $9000 from every housewife who thinks about him in the shower while they grind against the flexible massage extension.

Prince has also threatened to sue The Pirate Bay. Get in line, douchebag.


Prince Fans United

And what could all of this super cereal hijacking of his Lordship bring about? A war between Prince and his own moronic fanbase.

Yes, they've formed a website to fight back against the man they love and cherish the most. The site endorses websites such as Princefams.com, Housequake.com, and Prince.org which have all received threats of internet lolsuit for sucking his e-penis.


Prince's Fanbase

Consists wholly of gays, middle aged women, gays, men with male pattern baldness, gays, and your mom. Prince's fan base are the kind of people who think patchouli smells good and actually listen to Barry White when they lay down some white wimmenz. They are currently exploding with butthurt and drama over his edict by birthright to pwn their nostalgia orgy websites.

Forums on every PFU-affiliated website are discussing the issue, but no visible trolling has taken place as of yet, possibly because noone really gives a flying fuck.
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Thank for clearin this up!
I was jus wonderin WTF wrong wit these ppl!
Did they have anything else to say on Prince?... that thread aside?

NouveauDance said:

co-