1) Princes websites holds a contest asking amateur musicians to send in clips of themselves playing. Winners to play atleast 1 tour date.

2) Dr.Funkenberry reveals himself to be the voodoo/hoodoo lady from UTCM, no one called it.

3) Prince makes webisode featuring his latest protege, a puppet that looks alot like the chick in the band from the Muppets -- only with dark hair and darker skin tone. Everyone laughs and gets along.

4) Sheila E. changes lyrics to Glamorous life. Refuses to wear tunics as dresses.

5) Prince and assorted band members play Detroit for a month. A percentage of the ticket price (barring ticketmasters gouge) goes to unemployed. Aretha and Chaka duet. Everyone is brought to tears. (Prince unveils his version of 'Famous Blue Raincoat' -- audience continues to cry and clap.)

6) Prince hires up and coming writer to discover his daily life. Appreciates fresh perspective, innocent honesty, amused look. (Dream baby dream)

wtf?

Everyone gets a shot at speculating what is next for Prince and company. Imagination, humor, seriousness. All yours.

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