Im sorry I didnt really get into this song at first and now I love it 2 FUNKY! by the way is that Prince or Morris doing the vocal? It dnt sound like P

I got my Friend hooked on this song after we took a trip into town in my car and the song was still going wen we parked up and he found it so funny!!

ALFRED TALK TO ME BROTHER COME ON!!!!!

Three funky.

optimus said:

that's Prince.

And this seems like the basic track for I.Bitch and Tricky. Not sure if it was listed as such on the CB notes.

I remember calling the 1-800-Newfunk number trying ot order the set and they had this song on as waiting music. I was so hyped lol

I think it was intended for the Time



Yeah, one of em.
Yeah, one of them nice breezy motherfuckers

Nigger. what u lookin 4 nigger?
Oh hold it, stop
Motherfucker didnt even have the headphones on
U. u.

This song is called.
This song is called bacon skin, hit me
Its dedicated 2 my first wife
Her name is, oh lord, cloreen
Shes just fat, hit me

2 nasty
I said now big dumb u
U. bacon skin
Just fat, but u know where its at
I wish u was thin
Cloreen bacon skin

Brotch, u cant fuck with that, look out
And the band said
And look out, said
Wait a minute, I said
Bacon skin, hit me
Sexy
Dont touch noth. dont u touch snare or cymbal
U just tap, good god

I wanna sing 2 this girl
I said baby, wait a minute
When were all alone
We try 2 make love
Somebody call u on the phone
I dont know what his name is
But I know, I know this is life
But that, thats real, baby, u my wife
Cloreen bacon skin, wait a minute

Oh good god, I said
Wait a minute
Oh, then the band said
Nice and breezy, nice and breezy, come on I said
Once more on the 1, come on
And the band said
Thats alright, thats alright
U old motherfucker, u a senior citizen, look out
U cant fuck with me
Ill drive u 2 the ground
Ok jerome, open the high hat, here we go

Rumbling, rumbling, yes
Keep that pocket, dont get excited, come on
Yeah, come on, said splash
Good god
Everybody say cloreen bacon skin
Everybody say
U cant fuck with that
Eruption in your face
Im 2 sexy, Im 2 sexy, sexy one in the place, good god
Im sexy, lovesexy right down 2 my feet, good lord
And Im sexy, good god, with the bacon meat
Pork meat, close the high hat up, come on say

I can smell that shit
Thats nasty, 2 nasty
Yall let me go, look out
Good god, nasty bass
Good mutha, eruption in your face
Good god, look out said





Cloreen, I got somethin 4 ya
Whats the matter, dont u like me?
Am I 2 old?
Splash, oh shit!
Oh shit

I cant stand it, I cant stand it
Now when I look in the mirror
And I see this ugly face, good god
I just wanna run, I wanna run over 2 your place, yes
I wanna see, good god, someone thats uglier than um, um.
I said, I said uglier than me
Uglier than me
Cloreen bacon skin

Nice and breezy, look out now
I said fellas, whats the word? {x2}
Look out
Bacon skin, come on, splash
What u gon do with that?
Everybody, everybody come on, dance
Everybody come on, dance
We aint gonna put no more instruments on this
Just me and bacon skin
Alright, that cloreens brother 4 my drummer, look out
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
Oh, somebody gonna see my bald spot
Good god, I dont care
I got bacon skin
Bacon skin on my plate, good god
I want 2 love ya
Cloreen, why u wanna make me wait?
I wanna get sexy, I said
Oh lord, I said
I wanna get sexy
Cloreen, come on, get down
Come on, splash

Come on, good god
Cloreens brother alfred
Alfred, alfred, I need u 2 talk 2 me son, come on
Alfred, good.
Come on, alfred, talk 2 me now
I wanna. I got 2 hear u say, say alfred
I cant hear ya, come on, talk 2 me now
Alfred, come on, talk 2 me now
Come on, bacon skin
Alfred, do u hear me talkin 2 ya?
Alfred, dont, dont ignore me
Say nigger, say
Talk 2 me, come on, come on, talk
What cha need, what cha need?
U wanna, u wanna open your hat?
U wanna open your hat? well open it up, come on, get down
Yes!
Come on
The volcano erupt in your face, good god
Oh lord, old nasty
Alfred, talk 2 me alfred, come on
Oh lord, I cant stand it
Talk 2 me alfred, come on
There u go, come on, lord
Alfred
Everybody else come on and dance, good god
Come on, everybody dance
Alfred, come on and dance
Dance
I cant stand it, I cant stand it, oh dance
Oh lord
Alfred, jump up on the bell, come on, lets go, good god
Good god, oh shit
Old motherfucker say, I wanna say
We gonna take it home, yes we is
Rumbling, look out
U cant fuck with that shit, yes
Turn it up one time, come on, I said dance
Shit, oh lord
Look out, Im outta phase, I cant stand it
I said uh
I wanna see some of the bacon skin
Cloreen, cloreen
U cant fuck with that, talk 2 me alfred, come on
And the drummer say
Oh shit, alfred
Well, where the hand claps at?
Good god, alfred
We done burn the house down
Burn it down, burn it down, come on, come on
Say alfred!

We done burn the house down, we got 2 go
We done burn it down, we got 2 go
What cha can u say after that?
Sexy, come on, come on
Everybody get sexy

Cloreen, I wanna talk 2 ya
Cloreen, oh lord
Cloreen, ure the ugliest woman that Ive ever seen
Im not jivin
Baby, theres one thing the lord loves and thats the truth
And baby, u one ugly motherfucker
Im not lyin 2 ya
U know the lord loves the truth, dont ya?
Well, why the hell cant u take a bath?
Cloreen bacon skin

Nice and breezy
We dont need no instruments
2 funky in here
Get sexy
Everybody get sexy
Yes, old nasty
This funk aint goin no place
Cuz its old, its old and sexy
Cloreen bacon skin

Pound on the floor tom one time, come on
Yes
We gon. wanna go 2 the jungle one time
We gonna go 2 the jungle, good god
Go 2 the jungle one time, good god, said
And the band say one time
Good god, band said
Blisters, I got some blisters, good god
All my brothers and sisters, good god
Bacon skin, good god
Everybody come on

Everybody
Bacon skin
Alfred, we got 2 get the hell outta here
Oh lord
Lets go over, yo, lets, lets.
Is this where u live alfred?
Is this where u live?
Oh shit, this a nasty place, this is nasty
Everybody
This is nasty alfred
Mmm, I like it, I like it
We, we cant stay here, we got 2 go
We got 2 go alfred
Oh shit, 2 funky
We got 2 go alfred
U got any old james brown records? huh?
Good god, everybody, lord

Come on alfred, pack your shit
We got 2 get the hell outta here
Open the hat one time, put on your hat, come on
Yes, oh shit
Put on your hat, good god
Oh lord, jump up on the bell alfred, come on, get your coat
Yes!
Thats a nice coat alfred
How much u pay 4 that?
That much, huh?
Yeah, I like it
Ure glad I like it, huh?
Yes
Oh shit
I said oh lord
Put on your boots alfred, lets go
Ahhh!

bad ass song!!!

them drum solos is kickin'! dig the jamie starr persona alot, but a song like this really should have been shorter. at least 10 minutes , but 15, it's not always the most exciting ride . not to mention the 3 or 4 other tracks that could'a fit in its place, but either way, it's alright, i guess

punkofthemonth said:

Oh, this track could have been longer for me.

It's funk at it's stankiest. It's like going to a bad neighborhood, hittin' a shady rib joint and ordering the gnarliest hog parts off of the chalkboard on the wall. "I'll take the Funk Special with a side o' greens. Don't wash the plate first, either." I'll need some Billy Dee Williams endorsed malt liquor to wash that shit down.

But, I'll be back for more. And I'll tell my friends.

PEJ said:

lmao!!!

best bit! too funny. i quote it all the time!

It was Prince and Morris playing around in the studio and it birth this funky track...

I play it every now and then and my kids always laugh at it...I know when it'll curse so I'll mute it out LOL! It's 15 mins long and it usually takes me home in traffic...

Wish it was longer!

I'll say this is probably the funkiest jam P have ever did. . .

optimus said:

I came into the thread because there are too many speculators about the new album....Im hiding

I love this song its humor, its funk, and its length are all fine to me.

you know the lord loves the truth dont cha.....


we dont need no insturments....too funky in here.....

Ahh!!! That song is funky greatness!!!!!

Angelic1302 said:

perfect song for traffic it'll keep a smile on your face

PEJ said:

The story goes that Morris & Prince were in the studio working on The Times 2nd albumn "What Time Is It?". To keep Morris in the pocket, Prince would go into an alter ego voice that was sick, spirited, & highly percussive. This kept it funky. He was just looking for a funky beat to layer instruments on. the bass line was not importants, so he just played the beat on the bass, so to speak. A new style of playing derived from this recording style and several songs were cut in the same vibe --the coolest being Irresitible Bitch. Only Moriis and Prince were present on this recording. Everything you hear is mpromptu. No lyrics or music, even the title was made up a split second before you hear it.

Prince's Sarah

aaaaaAAAAAWWWWW Shyt! Good Gawd! UhhH!

NouveauDance said:

That's what she said. Bwahahahahaha!

who's fukkin fault was that???