From the new look he is sporting.... He needs to fire his chef and hire one of us orgers to cook for him.

Knowing he is vegetarian and likes soymilk.

What would you cook for him to fatten him up and stop scaring us....

Protein shakes.

wildgoldenhoney said:

... key word is "chef".

Pasta. Lots of pasta.

Potatoes: Mashed, country fried, baked, etc.

Oooh, and corn. Can't leave out the corn.

And rolls. Lots of rolls.

well, since you can bake and/or cook with soymilk the same way you can with regular milk, that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

i'd just fill the mansion with cookies and pastries all the time until he turns into a waddling purple dumpling.

Anxiety said:

Penises. Lots of them

captian crunch berries, and raisinettes.

that simple.. skipper doesnt need much

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

amorbella said:

Might not be very fattening but he'll be satisfied

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I love u Supa!!!!

amorbella said:

I'm so happy you got to experience something so amazing! I'd have been happy too cuz it wouldn't have cost me a dime

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Umm,,, that's not fattening... LOL! it will make him skinnier... Lawd. (and stay away from Princey with your penises he is a JW now.)

amorbella said:

Did you see him eating dessert? What dessert was it? Creme brulee?

pplrain said:

creme.....

I would cook him the following:

Lentil soup with garlic (he likes garlic)

Spinach salad with red onions (so he won't kiss Bria), carrots, tomatoes, topped with sunflower seeds, raisins and pepperjack cheese. Creamy ranch dressing.

Whole wheat penne pasta with creamy brocolli and parmasan cheese.

Mint and chocolate chip cookies and me for dessert.
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bagels & creeem cheese..if they're toasted, would it qualify as chef skills?
& galaxy chocolate & lots of it. if it was melted down, that would also involve skills.

lottielooloo1968 said:

there's a pattern here

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

cream is good it is fattening... not the kind you're thinking about though
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Hi I took a break but I am back now~~

and I would make him arroz con pollo Cuban style, but use a mock pollo, or mock duck, with garlic bread and some flan for desert....

of course we'd have to have wine and moet too

a flight back 2 minneapolis, a cold climate will remedy that shit..
trouble is, in LA people only eat lettuce - with NO dressing & share a bottle of wine.

lottielooloo1968 said:

..and are blonde with fake titties..

Pizza's and burgers. Delivered only.
My recipe is their phone numbers.
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Squash Ravioli, Salad with Radicchio, Arugala, Endive and Hearts of Palm, I'd also make him Eggplant Parmesian , Homemade Olive Bread. Desert well I make great pies or I could make him Cherries Jubilee . I also make Sweet Potato Fries with a delicious dipping glaze. One thing I'm happy about is the ability to cook.

Strawberry Shortcake

And Holy Water

Humble Pie.

Worst.
Thread.
Evah.

If Prince ate meat I would feed him hamhocks with collard greens, cornbread, mashpotatoes with gravy, macaroini & cheese, fried chicken, and peach cobbler. This would definately put lbs in all the right places. Since he is a vegetarian I would definately feed him all kinds of pasta dishes with bread and different styles of potatoes.

Elixir crackerz and rasberry creeps.

GUMBO WITHOUT THE MEAT OR I CAN ADD SOME SOY CUBES LOL

HE NEEDS TO FATTEN UP lol!