if u could hypnotize prince what would u have him do?

i would have him do the following in this order:

1) give me complete access 2 the vault and his video tapes

2) have him cluck like a chicken and flap his arms down hennepin avenue

3) make him repeat this phrase when asked 2 do purple rain "been there done that can we move on now sophia?"

4) NEVER EVER DO THE HITS EVER AGAIN

5) tour more of japan and australia giving everybody a chance 2 see him

6) make him put out sheet music 2 all of his albums

7) have him tell me it's okay 2 take his whole guitar pedal rack

8) Make him swear like an old drunken sailor again

Dave1992 said:

When did this happen?

JayJai said:

Dude, were you alive in the 90s?

9) Give me guitar lessons

10) Invite Wendy and Lisa back into his band so that he could attain the dizzy heights he once inhabited. (We all know that Wendy and Lisa are the genius in him)

That´s ambitious!: hypnotize Prince
I order him look into my eyes, so close, till feel his breath and then... ask him write a song only for me.

Tell him -- "REPEAT AFTER ME --- I DO NOT KNOW AND DO NOT EVER WANT TO KNOW LARRY GRAHAM. I ACKNOWLEDGE HIS BASS PLAYING SKILLS BUT WILL REFRAIN FROM ALL PERSONAL CONTACT WITH HIM. I WILL RENOUNCE ALL THAT LARRY GRAHAM HAS TAUGHT ME THAT DOES NOT DIRECTLY CORRELATE TO MY TECHNICAL BASS-PLAYING SKILLS"

If I could hypnotize Prince, I wouldn't. I don't like folks taking advantage of me, so I wouldn't do that to him -- or anyone else for that matter.

you know.. I saw this thread and by passed it cause most threads I don't even bother clickin'.. until I saw the author of this thread .. Freddy? you talking about hyponotizing Prince .. you scaring me lol..

notaprintztype said:

I agree.
Prince's music is the product of many hours in the studio. It is his music. So, he can do whatever he wishes with it.
Making someone surrender his free will even for a linited amount of time is characteristic of a bully. A glutton who is never satisfied with Prince's music.

gyro34 said:

MajesticOne89 said:

no

Flowers2 said:

LOL... he scares me too... I would expect a thread like this from Tame, but Freddy .... :shocking:

Freddy are you OK?

pplrain said:

it's not like him lol .. we have to pull him out of P:M&M lol

PurpleAmythest said:

quiet you

MajesticOne89 said:

Dave1992 said:

Firstly...I'm female.
Secondly...I was alive in the 90s, but I was just breakin into my teens and I live in a country where rock/funk/pop music is prolly the last choice out of all genres of music, cause that's soooo far from our culture.
Thirdly...I've only recently become a Prince fan...
so excuse for askin a simple question

SPOOKYGAS said:

oh lawd have mercy

Jatrig said:

ok but u do realize that prince is a grown ass man and made his own choices? larry didn't pull a gun on him ya know saying convert or else!

Flowers2 said:

look in2 my eyes girl

pplrain said:

no...this is what happens when u refuse 2 throw ur panties at me i start making threads like this! lol

damn no one wants 2 c prince walking down the street clucking like a chicken tho?

Flowers2 said:

u can't make me

L4OATheOriginal said:

I don't know...Take a bath.

Tame said:

With cowboy bootz on.

L4OATheOriginal said:

uh oh you already got me with you voice now... let me not stare into your eyes..

I'd hypnotize him to do whatever the fuck he wanted, and not to listen to these fools on a message board!!!

*Snaps*

Damn, it looks like it worked!!!