It was late and the manison was quite. Only one light was on in the library as a certain musical icon wrote an entry into his diary.

Dear Diary,

Today I took it a little bit easy. I got up at 5:30 AM (I quess I'm getting old and lazy sleeping in like that) had some tea and drove down to the news stand and got a dozens magazines, but won't you know it, I couldn't get my car started again and forget my cell!! Downtown was getting busier by the second as people started to arrive at work. I was really concern about being mobbed when this car pulled up driven by a cat. A CAT. A feline driving a old Ford with a curly hair lady riding shotgun. The lady open the down for me to get in. I hesitated, but jumped in when a saw a group of people pointing in my direction from across the street. She, the lady, said her name was Luv4u, and her cat was called Toonces. Toonces the cat who could drive a car. As it turned out Luv4u is a moderator on Prince.org! Can you believe that Diary? The Org! I asked why mods kept locking fiction threads, because you know I love creativity. Before she could answer the car jerked and the cat drove us off a cliff! We fell 150 feet bounced twice and flipped over three times! Luckily, no one was hurt. I love seat belts. However Luv4u made the mistake of critising Toonces driving. The angry pussycat chased her clean back to the city thru highway traffic! That woman sure can run! I hope to have something more interesting to report later.
Till then,
My Name Is Prince.

Later Prince made another entry....

Nonsense