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How Do Pennies Scatter? I know it's a metaphor for dropping everything and joining him in a relationship, However how is she supposed to drop everything like that | |
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Prince's True Love doesn't have anything 2 drop. She is Free. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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So Tame if she's free what stopping them from being together.... | |
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so a horse walks into a bar
and the barman says "whats with the long face?" 2 + 2 = 4 | |
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Is that horse the famous Mr Ed? | |
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why did the crab go to jail?
it kept pinching things 2 + 2 = 4 | |
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Rosalita said: So Tame if she's free what stopping them from being together....
Anticipation...making them wait. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2 + 2 = 4 | |
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There was a blonde a red head and a brunette that went into a bar.
The blonde says 2 the bartender, "Gimme a BL." The Bartender says, "What is a BL?" The blonde says..."Ah Dah? A Bud Light." The red head says, "Gimme a ML." The Bartender says, "Is that a Miller light?" She says yes. The brunette says 2 the Bartender, "Gimme a fifteen." The bartender says, "What is a fifteen?" The brunenette says, "Ah Dah? a Seven&Seven." "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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what does a ball do when it stops rolling?
looks round. 2 + 2 = 4 | |
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How do u Top a car?
tep on the brake tupid. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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Letting pennies scatter could mean leaving her current life behind, not necessarily being tied up in another relationship. The pennies could be synonymous with a marginal existence as compared to the splendor of being with him.
Just sayin... | |
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50 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Pay for your dinner with pennies 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Repeat everything someone says, as a question 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 22. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask people what gender they are. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 39. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 43. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. | |
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Why did the three wise men bring hoses with them 2 Jesus's manger?
Beause they came from a fire. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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There was a blonde that was repeatedly asked 2 take heed of the "Keep off the dunes sign at the beach."
When the blonde was approached by an officer and fined, the blonde said, "But officer, on a really windy day...the dunes are over there." "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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By the way...I wrote that. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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Prince needs to put a CD.
Soon... Please. I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me. Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots. Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol. Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol. Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch | |
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Nonsense and thread jacking Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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