Wedding Prenuptials December 26th 2008 5:02pm


Our Wedding Prenuptials can be conducted through certified mail as it is bad luck for the Bride and the Groom to see each other before the ceremony.
This wedding will be arranged by Prince to include at least four witnesses.
We are to be married in shared living for seven months at which time a mandatory decision must be made.
This decision is to either dissolve the marriage or reschedule a professional ceremony.
The marriage does not have to be consummated during this 7 month trial period unless this routine naturally occurs.
If the marriage dissolves, the dissolving couple receive nothing. All gifts shall remain the sole property of the giver.
If a professional ceremony is performed, the prenuptials will be revised to include the Bride and the Grooms right to keep all gifts received during the course of the relationship.
If the marriage is unsuccessful prior to seven years, the bride will forfeit all gifts received during the course of the relationship.
If during the marriage a mutual business endeavor the bride is the author of is successful, the royalties shall be shared equally indefinitely.
If the marriage succeeds longer than seven years and for unexpected reasons dissolves, the bride will be entitled to what she is offered by her husband, as a dissolution is a mutual agreement.
This prenuptial agreement is the basis for declaring that a mutual agreement would be reached, and that a divorce is not the nature of this friendship. Sincerely, T…The Bride.

Now, you KNOW this makes no freakin sense.