I'd hypnotize him to do whatever the fuck he wanted, and not to listen to these fools on a message board!!!

*Snaps*

Damn, it looks like it worked!!!

if u could hypnotize prince what would u have him do?

i would have him do the following in this order:

1) give me complete access 2 the vault and his video tapes

2) have him cluck like a chicken and flap his arms down hennepin avenue

3) make him repeat this phrase when asked 2 do purple rain "been there done that can we move on now sophia?"

4) NEVER EVER DO THE HITS EVER AGAIN

5) tour more of japan and australia giving everybody a chance 2 see him

6) make him put out sheet music 2 all of his albums

7) have him tell me it's okay 2 take his whole guitar pedal rack

Dave1992 said:

Firstly...I'm female.
Secondly...I was alive in the 90s, but I was just breakin into my teens and I live in a country where rock/funk/pop music is prolly the last choice out of all genres of music, cause that's soooo far from our culture.
Thirdly...I've only recently become a Prince fan...
so excuse for askin a simple question

JayJai said:

Excuse me, Madam!

Don't worry, I didn't mean to offend you. I thought you were being ironic or something

Well, where do you come from?

L4OATheOriginal said:

uh oh you already got me with you voice now... let me not stare into your eyes..

Dave1992 said:

Oh alright, I just realized that there was a tiny tiny tiny little possibility of simply checking out your profile I'm an idiot!

How's the weather in Grenada?

Dave1992 said:

Sunny, 86 degrees F I feel like goin to the beach right now and takin a pic jus to rub it in y'all cold noses
Anyway DAVE...I SEE YOUR BIRTH YEAR IS...1992??? So wat can U tell me about Prince swearin like an old drunken sailor?

Flowers2 said:

don't worry ..i won't hurt u ...i'll just get u in the back of that cab

10) Invite Wendy and Lisa back into his band so that he could attain the dizzy heights he once inhabited. (We all know that Wendy and Lisa are the genius in him)

JayJai said:

Well My first ever memory of Prince was something about a certain motherfucker and his reputation and a certain pussy with schoolbooks or something The next thing I can recall was "OOOOOH PUSSY CONRTOL, OH!"

One year later I heard the same man saying something about letting motherfuckers kissing his ass.. well

pplrain said:

no...this is what happens when u refuse 2 throw ur panties at me i start making threads like this! lol

damn no one wants 2 c prince walking down the street clucking like a chicken tho?

Dave1992 said:

I hate to say this cause I don't like dwelling in the past too much with P but I kinda miss that guy. He was funny when he cursed like that.

if u could hypnotize prince what would u have him do?

i would have him do the following in this order:

1) give me complete access 2 the vault and his video tapes - OH HELL YES
2) have him cluck like a chicken and flap his arms down hennepin avenue - HELL TO THE NAWWW
3) make him repeat this phrase when asked 2 do purple rain "been there done that can we move on now sophia?" - AND HAVE HIM SMACK THAT BITCH

4) NEVER EVER DO THE HITS EVER AGAIN - WELL MAYBE JUST PURPLE RAIN AND LETS GO CRAZY. IM COOL ON THOSE SONGS
5) tour more of japan and australia giving everybody a chance 2 see him - WTF? U MEAN TOUR MORE OF THE GOOD OLE USA AND HIT UP SOUTH AFRICA AND HONG KONG WHILE HE'S AT IT
6) make him put out sheet music 2 all of his albums - NOW UR TALKIN!
7) have him tell me it's okay 2 take his whole guitar pedal rack

SPOOKYGAS said:

oh lawd have mercy

SPOOKYGAS said:

What the fuck?

L4OATheOriginal said:

co- Here we go again.

L4OATheOriginal said:

You need one of these

psychodelicide said:

I was being sarcastic....u dig?

SPOOKYGAS said:

Oh, my bad, I thought you were being serious. Some people on the org seem to think that Wendy and Lisa were the alpha and the omega of Prince's career. Not true, by any stretch of the imagination.

psychodelicide said:

Ye I know, U gotta laugh at these cats with their 'expert' reviews (like they were all on the books of Rolling Stone), all saying the wee man could learn a lot from the GirlBros ! Brightens up my day no end, must get out more me thinks.

purplecam said:

I agree.....

Jatrig said:

ok but u do realize that prince is a grown ass man and made his own choices? larry didn't pull a gun on him ya know saying convert or else!

Freddy coz of your urrm 'thread' we should have you hypnotized. have you clucking like a chicken and flap your arms up and down singing Purple Rain repeatly for a good hour whilst filming it.

Actually the PR singing for an hour would be too much torture for me bare

catt said:

that's y i stay away from things that dangle

L4OATheOriginal said:

huh? I havent the foggest idea what ur talking about

Dave1992 said:

Sunny, 86 degrees F I feel like goin to the beach right now and takin a pic jus to rub it in y'all cold noses
Anyway DAVE...I SEE YOUR BIRTH YEAR IS...1992??? So wat can U tell me about Prince swearin like an old drunken sailor?