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Reply #30 posted 11/26/02 3:27pm

Spirit

I would say 1 of 3 things...

There must be an invisible dog here with us!

U must have had alot of beans for supper!

Is it just me that U don't like!
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Reply #31 posted 11/26/02 3:40pm

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I would say "What did that asshole say?" Seriously I would laugh.
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Reply #32 posted 11/26/02 3:46pm

Natasha

Prince? For what do I Owe this Honor? You have Bestowed Upon Me such a ROYAL GIFT?? Thank You , Your Royal Badness{Princess Natasha Curtsies and lifts the Hem of her Skirt.} Thinking in her Dreamlike Fart-Stupor{Life Could Be So Nice}
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Reply #33 posted 11/26/02 4:03pm

DMSR54

I would say "Good thing you aren't wearing the yellow assless pants"lol
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Reply #34 posted 11/26/02 4:45pm

PrincPDC

yamomma said:

You know those vegans have nasty gas.

Tofu fungus growin around the anus and all.


You called that. smile Those MF's smell like wheat-grass-juice all the damn day long. NASTY barf
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Reply #35 posted 11/26/02 4:50pm

SummerRain

MrBliss said:

toejam said:

Knowing Prince (and all the instruments he plays), he would probably have the most musical fart known to man. I'd say to him "Damn you're funky!"




would you bootleg it?





duck



lol
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Reply #36 posted 11/26/02 4:55pm

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i would ask him if this will b announced as well on his site as an extra PLUS coming 2gehter with the ONA box, only 4 the members... worthwhile 2 spend this 100 dolla a year
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Reply #37 posted 11/26/02 4:59pm

Paisley

eye would say "oh baby why did u have 2 do that right now?"
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Reply #38 posted 11/26/02 5:08pm

4LOVE

How much are you gonna charge NPGMC members for this experience?
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Reply #39 posted 11/26/02 5:18pm

ChimChimBadass

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I got an ugly one lol
I would fuck him in the ass and tell him :"Now you got a good reason to fart !"
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Reply #40 posted 11/26/02 5:43pm

madhouseman

I would congratulate him on his best release in almost a decade.

Now where is that prize?
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Reply #41 posted 11/27/02 1:36am

CalhounSq

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madhouseman said:

I would congratulate him on his best release in almost a decade.



THAT'S some cold shit... lol
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #42 posted 11/27/02 1:51am

TongueBox

I'd say have you been eatin' beans and rice at Janells house again!
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Reply #43 posted 11/27/02 3:34am

TweetyV6

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MrBliss said:

big grin

If you were alone with prince in a lift, and he farted, what would you do?


I would sniff in his gasses real deep, hold my breath untill sikness reaches maximum and then throw up all over him. After I have wiped my mouth, I would shove the 2nd ONA CD (which from now on I will always carry with me, in case this fiction becomes reality) up his royal purple ass. (putting it back where it came from)
[This message was edited Wed Nov 27 3:37:50 PST 2002 by TweetyV6]
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Reply #44 posted 11/27/02 3:47am

sebastian

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VINCENT said:

Well I would record it on tape and would pretend to every "fam" I know that it is his next CD. I'm sure most of those "fams" would say : "woaw what a genius!"
[This message was edited Tue Nov 26 15:08:20 PST 2002 by VINCENT]


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Reply #45 posted 11/27/02 6:04am

yamomma

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Nope.
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Reply #46 posted 11/27/02 6:05am

yamomma

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MrBliss said:

yamomma said:

You know those vegans have nasty gas.
Tofu fungus growin around the anus and all.

hey dude...do you mind if i call my next band "tofu fungus" ?...i think it's catchy .. smile





Nope. It's copywritten. deal

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Reply #47 posted 11/27/02 4:33pm

Letradillo

Free farts ??? :O

U´re crazy, something free ...
FREE is only a good song from this new Thief (oh, sorry, Did I say "Thief"?, I wanted to say Prince of thieves)
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