What is a Lift? At any rate Prince or not I'd Scream. Ah! That would be Disgusting. I don't know too many people who would enjoy any Odors even if coming from Prince's behind.

Natasha said:

a lift is an elevator.

Then I'd probably go EEK and fall down to the floor like he just killed me with Poisonous gas or Something...I would be Forced to stay there and couldn't get away by Running. I could see it Now Prince kills Longtime fan with Poison Gas. Front page of The News Of The World with my Twisted Funk Face and a Picture of Prince with a Devilish Grin. Yeah,she was Always in My Hair so now I decided to Kill her with my Mexican Gas!!! Ha,Ha! Prince the Joker and Natasha the Groupie.

Knowing Prince (and all the instruments he plays), he would probably have the most musical fart known to man. I'd say to him "Damn you're funky!"

toejam said:

would you bootleg it?

toejam said:

bruahahahaha that was funny!!

You know those vegans have nasty gas.

Tofu fungus growin around the anus and all.

i was once in a lift with paul stanley of KISS and he sneezed...

I would probably say ' Good arse ! '

The question is, would I know? I mean, the lift continues to move, and therefore the fart will get left behind.

yamomma said:

How deeelightful!

Seriously though... I'd probably just giggle like a little girl.

(can't believe I used the word "serious" on this thread)

Open up a plastic bag, wave it around then tie up the end and sell it on EBAY to some freak!

Question is, if it were silent, would he look at you like you let it go?

If it were loud I say "God bless you"

NPG2000, don't give the NPGMC retail any ideas...

Nothinbutjoy said:

Nah...I'd simply say, did YOU FART? At least say excuse me for that next time!

id return the favor.

papercrayon said:

You would? Never thought I'd hear that from someone who seemed so...ummm...

I'd probably say " I might sue you"

I'd catch it in my hand and shove it back in has face & make him smell it.

yamomma said:

oh FUCK YOU, I just had a visual of that

yamomma said:

hey dude...do you mind if i call my next band "tofu fungus" ?...i think it's catchy ..

I think any true fan realises that Prince's farts should be supported without question. So i would breathe it in deeply and proudly say "nice one!" then beg for more of the self same princely aroma.

Oh,I get it now so we should just Feed Prince tons of Lavender and Violets and then just stand underneath like His Slave while he passes wind saying Oh, LavenderOne Doth Thou Hast Farted and thou Smell Doth Smellit Sweet!

I'll look at him like () I'll give his ass a really mean look, it will make him feel mighty bad he'll look at the back of his pants to see if there's anything there. I know how to do that 2 ppl(who deserve).

Well I would record it on tape and would pretend to every "fam" I know that it is his next CD. I'm sure most of those "fams" would say : "woaw what a genius!"
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it would probably smell like baby powder,violets,and lilac so I wouldn't sweat it.Prince and his amazing technicolor aromatherapy flatulence.

I would say to him I think it's one of the best tune he composed for years, and ask him if it's gonna be available for the NPGMC members or if he's just gonna keep it for his "fantastic vault" !

Yes,Purple Gas would escape smelling like many different Purple flowers. How Udderly DELIGHTFUL!!! He could bottle it like somebody said but he can sell it through the NPGMC for Members only.

MrBliss said:

There is a rumour about prince and farts. A very close musician told me that Prince farts only in presence of NPGMC members.