And he was feeling really good. I mean REALLY good.

And the two of you so totally bonded. You were sooooo 'in' with the guy, you know?

And after a long winded diatribe how Jesus would have insisted on owning his own masters if he were a musician, etc. etc.

Prince finally turns and looks at you through hazy eyes and says...


Look, motherfucker, can I axe you somethin?

What say, I wanted to release 2,000 of the songs I got in the vault.
But I wanted to ensure that I got the MOST amount of money for
the LEAST investment.
How would yo non-master owning ass recommend I do that?

First, I don't want an Apple deal
I don't want a record deal wit any major record company
And I'll promote the album , but I only want to appear on 2 televisions spots--you get to choose what they are though cause yo ass is fine as hell!



[Edited 11/16/08 23:31pm]

Go on Air america. Everyone will hear you then






































hours later, after snorting crack and prince says yes to air america, you hop in the yugo and mutter, "Fucking moron"

your turn!!!!
[Edited 11/17/08 1:03am]

Errr.. marry me?

uh oh

_____/

White lines... don't do it

(actually, a cover of that would be nice...)

Prince doesn't do coke... so just what type of a fan are you if you don't know that already?

I didn't get past the first line.

Imago, is that what makes you so creepy and weird, drugs???
Because normal people don't come up with this kind of shit.
[Edited 11/17/08 5:02am]

The joint was funny but cocain? thats kinda sick

id take pictures of him snorting and the next day after, when he denies ever mentioning releasing stuff from the vault, id show him a copie of the pics and say, you better start remembering or ur gonna be all over tomorrows papers ha ha ha .....

I'd tell him to appear on The Grammys and the MTV Music awards.


Then I'd tell him to open up his music on 3121.com AND amazon.com

Though I *would* try to persuade him to do a limited edition iPod.

spanish producer "journalist" julian ruiz clamis prince was taking heroin in the nude tour. he wrote it in a book of articles about rock stars.

i wonder if prince is aware of this.

Imago said:

I've noticed you've done something.

Shine on.

hwbefhbwvfbqiiuvb said:

I'd tell him that I don't do contracts or word-of-mouth deals. It's a No-Go Mr. Prince.

Imago said:

I visit Prince.org just for your posts Mr. Imago, youre craaaaazyyyyy!

I think its kinda sad that the most intersting topic on the first page starts with. "Lets say prince and you snorted a line of coke..." :/

Imago said:

"you wanna fuck me... id fuck me"

violetblues said:

I don't think the devoutly Jehovahs Witness Prince would go off spouting expletive filled jive ass pimp to talk to Jesus for a start, he would be much more respectful and less direct with him. Who the hell calls Jesus a motherfucker except Osama Bin Laden anyway.

I think he would say "What do you think Jesus would do?" I reckon they should start a part work type release. So put a magazine out each week with a CD or pod code to download 10 vault songs and a 16 page issue explaining the ideas and technics about them. Of course sell the first one cheap say $2.95 and then jack that shit up to $16.95 each subsequent issue and then the true fans will get all the songs and everyone else a taste, This keeps the momentum and interest in the Jams up over the next 4 or so years (200 issues over 4 years = 10 Jams each x 200 = 2000 Jams). Its lots of money, promotion and little investment.

ToraToraDreams said:

which would explain his most recent interview.

Dayclear said:

EGGzackly what i've been telling dude.

now Imago, you get back on over to the propose marriage to prince thread and behave yourself

tane1976 said:

First of all, Jesus is one of the most important prophets in Islam right after Muhammad, so I´m not too sure whether Osama Bin Laden would call him a muthafucka or not.
Second ...your idea sounds great ! In some way, it reminds me of those cheapo magazines that get released once in a while and come with a gimmick, like some encyclopedia or a car model or some "rare" post stamps etc., and then, just after you bought your first edition, they disappear for good !
And you wonder when the next issue will come out.
However, your idea about a CD or a download accompanied by a magazine or brochure that gives us a bit of info is a great idea. I think some decent liner notes are really missing in Prince´s work these days. Stuff like the liner notes for the Hits CDs written by Alan Leeds, or some insight by the band members that were involved, etc. etc.
The only risk in doing that is the danger of oversaturation, of flooding the market with cheaply made booklets and poor choice of material.
Prince could learn a few things from bootleg labels because some of them put a lot of work into their illegal products, and it´s a shame that Prince´s legit releases look so ridiculously bad compared to them.

HamsterHuey said:

New favorite emoticon?

Nothinbutjoy said:

Yes. I will be brandishing it alot around Imago.

HamsterHuey said:

Good, he needs brandishing....lots and lots of brandishing.

Only u Imago

30peacessilver said:

I love your signature line.
"Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, be loyal".

Great responses guys! Keep 'em coming!

nurseV said:

I wanna know if someone replaced the white powder with ajax