I was just contemplating how a Prince themed Monopoly game would work.

When you passed Go, you'd collect $100 to be a member of the NPGMC

The cheap properties would be;

Rave Un2 Street
Batman OST Road
VBOP Avenue

The most expensive properties would be;

Sign O The Times Lane
Alphabet Street

Instead of Community Chest and Chance cards, you'd have Hairy Chest and Assless Pants cards.

Instead of Free Parking, you'd have Free Chains O' Gold.

Instead of Houses and Hotels, you'd buy Housequakes and Digital Gardens for your properties.

If you went to Jail, you'd be a banished one, until you threw a 7 - using special dice.

The counters used to move around the board would be;
A Daisy Chain
A Raspberry Beret
A Scarlet Pussy
A Crystal Ball
A Tambourine
A Little Red Corvette

Anybody got any more ideas?

This is an excellent, original, humorous and thoroughly thought out thread. Well done 2 U Haystack, I'd like to rate this 5 stars if I knew. Shame I cant add more 2 Ur idea perhaps a as a playing piece?

Instead of a Luxury tax you pay Royalties. And something should be done to the railroads, although I can't think of anything. The jail should be Warner Bros.

The Railroads could be called Heaven Sent, Heaven Love, Heaven Sex and Heaven Kiss.

What about the utilities?

Spooky Electric Company?
Holy River Water Works?

Some of the Hairy Chest cards:

Your album received a pounding from the critics. Pay $500 for music appreciation lessons for the editorial staff at Rolling Stone.

You don't own your master recordings. Go directly to jail.

Take a stroll on Alphabet Street!

Your NPGMC members are pissed off. Pay each of them their $100 back.

Get ouf of CONtract free pass.

Any more? Help me out here!

HalluRain said:

Your website was shut down for illegal downloads, go directly to jail

Would this game be from Paisley Parker brothers?

blacksatin515 said:

Perfect!

How about the movies for the railroads? Purple Rain, Under the Cherry Moon, Sign O the Times and Grafitti Bridge.

exodus said:

Good one!

HalluRain said:

You won 2nd prize in the most beautiful girl in the world contest collect $50

the houses would b lil radio stations

the hotels would be corporations



go to jail cards would b bootlegger cards.


get out of jail cards would b free the music cards

the free parking slot where u get all the money in the middle could be "the ladder"


Park ave. one of the expensive property could b renamed to Paisley Park

Boardwalk the other expensive property can be graffiti bridge

The railroads would have 2 be Record Companies ; Warner Bros, Universal, Sony, EMI. Own all four record companies and your royalties (rent) increase x 10!!!

This is a very cool idea...

Haystack said:

Dont forget the Boot!

I'm calling the Raspberry Beret! No wait... Maybe the Little Red Corvette!

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[This message was edited Tue Jun 10 4:36:28 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek]

DMSR54 said:

Dibs on the tambourine! It's mine!

{grabs tambourine and eyes everyone suspiciously}

Mr. Parker must be rolling over in his grave right now..

I'm thinking that either Larry Graham or Tony M. could be the Monopoly guy. Who do you think would look better with the monacle?

I think this is a really cool idea... r u just floating this around or r u making plans to implement it?

HotThang said:

Hmm, I suppose I could suggest it to NPGMC who could then sell it for $450 on the site...