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"The Night I Saw Prince's Penis" 
LOL... Stumbled across this on a random blog and thought it would be 'interesting' to share... you know, 4 the ladies. 
I've been a Prince fan since I was nine years old. Since then I've lost count of how many of his concerts I've attended. Although they've uniformly have been great shows, they kinda blur together in my memory. Except for one. One of the things that is interesting about Prince is that he frequently comes to the conclusion, " Hey, I think I'm making too much money. What can I do to sabotage my career?" Change my name to an unpronouncable symbol? Etch "slave" on my face? Release an entire album devoted to being a Jehovah's Witness? Try to act? Through it all, I've stayed faithful. Almost 10 years ago, Prince played his "Jam of the Year" tour at smaller venues, which included the Fox Theatre in Detroit. I drove with the soon to be Spousal Unit two hours from Grand Rapids, excited to see him for the first time in such an intimate setting. People watching is fun at Prince concerts. As usual, there were plenty of freaky people there and a few women in lingerie. But this was fourteen years past his Purple Rain prime. And the women who were wearing lingerie were the same ones who wore them to Prince concerts in 1984. Do the math. Age x + 14 years + wearing lingerie in public = no longer sexy. The show was general admission with standing room only on the main floor. I managed to get a good spot on the stage right corner. There were ramps on either side of the stage so periodically he'd play the guitar or sing roughly five feet away from me. This was cool until about the third costume change, when he changed into lime green lace pants (?) and blouse. I'm pretty open minded, but men really shouldn't wear lace pants. This would be a good time to remind you that Prince hasn't worn underwear since 1980. So I'm watching him playing a guitar solo when I saw a disturbing sight: Le petit Prince. I thought I was hallucinating. I had to check with the SU. "Is that Prince's dick?" I wasn't hallucinating. The evening had taken a disturbia turn. I hadn't signed up for this. The most disturbing part is that I couldn't turn away. I wanted to, believe me. Ok, don't think about an elephant. See, you just did. You couldn't help it. It's like when you try not to notice that a person you're talking to has a gigantic mole on their face. The harder you try not to focus on it, the more you look at it. That's what happened. So just in case you were curious, the answers are as follows: circumcised, to the left, and not too bad considering he's only three feet tall. Let us never speak of this again. break THE purple GoD  | |
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Had I have been there I would have thought...It's about time the stage of life starts looking more like a woman's world.  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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I've been a Prince fan since I was nine years old. Since then I've lost count of how many of his concerts I've attended. Although they've uniformly have been great shows, they kinda blur together in my memory. Except for one.
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One of the things that is interesting about Prince is that he frequently comes to the conclusion, " Hey, I think I'm making too much money. What can I do to sabotage my career?" Change my name to an unpronouncable symbol? Etch "slave" on my face? Release an entire album devoted to being a Jehovah's Witness? Try to act? Through it all, I've stayed faithful. Almost 10 years ago, Prince played his "Jam of the Year" tour at smaller venues, which included the Fox Theatre in Detroit. I drove with the soon to be Spousal Unit two hours from Grand Rapids, excited to see him for the first time in such an intimate setting. People watching is fun at Prince concerts. As usual, there were plenty of freaky people there and a few women in lingerie. But this was fourteen years past his Purple Rain prime. And the women who were wearing lingerie were the same ones who wore them to Prince concerts in 1984. Do the math. Age x + 14 years + wearing lingerie in public = no longer sexy. The show was general admission with standing room only on the main floor. I managed to get a good spot on the stage right corner. There were ramps on either side of the stage so periodically he'd play the guitar or sing roughly five feet away from me. This was cool until about the third costume change, when he changed into lime green lace pants (?) and blouse. I'm pretty open minded, but men really shouldn't wear lace pants. This would be a good time to remind you that Prince hasn't worn underwear since 1980. So I'm watching him playing a guitar solo when I saw a disturbing sight: Le petit Prince. I thought I was hallucinating. I had to check with the SU. "Is that Prince's dick?" I wasn't hallucinating. The evening had taken a disturbia turn. I hadn't signed up for this. The most disturbing part is that I couldn't turn away. I wanted to, believe me. Ok, don't think about an elephant. See, you just did. You couldn't help it. It's like when you try not to notice that a person you're talking to has a gigantic mole on their face. The harder you try not to focus on it, the more you look at it. That's what happened. So just in case you were curious, the answers are as follows: circumcised, to the left, and not too bad considering he's only three feet tall. Let us never speak of this again. fuck me goddamn  sorry but your pain is my gain here | |
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Old news 
But from some pics that have been posted here, he does have quite the "package"  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorMight be old news, but it's still funny I remember going to see him around 93/94 and he was wear a very close fitting white jump suit. I was on the second row to the front, and I could quite believe my eyes. As I turned to my friendto share with her what I was looking at, she said i know and please close your mouth. I couldn't take my eyes of it either. So cute, but perfectly formed.  | |
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Goldstar said: Might be old news, but it's still funny
I remember going to see him around 93/94 and he was wear a very close fitting white jump suit. I was on the second row to the front, and I could quite believe my eyes. As I turned to my friendto share with her what I was looking at, she said i know and please close your mouth. I couldn't take my eyes of it either. So cute, but perfectly formed. Guess your mind was on the package rather than the music!
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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I think I might rather like that. | |
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no undies for dang near 2 decades, a perfect well sized schlong, and y'all still think he celibate?
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DesireeNevermind said: no undies for dang near 2 decades, a perfect well sized schlong, and y'all still think he celibate?
Riiiiiggghhtttt, Prince.  | |
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crunkytown said: This would be a good time to remind you that Prince hasn't worn underwear since 1980.
So I'm watching him playing a guitar solo when I saw a disturbing sight: Le petit Prince. I thought I was hallucinating. I had to check with the SU. "Is that Prince's dick?" I wasn't hallucinating. The evening had taken a disturbia turn. I hadn't signed up for this. The most disturbing part is that I couldn't turn away. I wanted to, believe me. Ok, don't think about an elephant. See, you just did. You couldn't help it. It's like when you try not to notice that a person you're talking to has a gigantic mole on their face. The harder you try not to focus on it, the more you look at it. That's what happened. So just in case you were curious, the answers are as follows: circumcised, to the left, and not too bad considering he's only three feet tall. Let us never speak of this again. 2 MUCH IN4MATION!   wish U were here baby, on me--
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Don't u know good things come in small packages by now! | |
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crunkytown said:
LOL... Stumbled across this on a random blog and thought it would be 'interesting' to share... you know, 4 the ladies.
I've been a Prince fan since I was nine years old. Since then I've lost count of how many of his concerts I've attended. Although they've uniformly have been great shows, they kinda blur together in my memory. Except for one. One of the things that is interesting about Prince is that he frequently comes to the conclusion, " Hey, I think I'm making too much money. What can I do to sabotage my career?" Change my name to an unpronouncable symbol? Etch "slave" on my face? Release an entire album devoted to being a Jehovah's Witness? Try to act? Through it all, I've stayed faithful. Almost 10 years ago, Prince played his "Jam of the Year" tour at smaller venues, which included the Fox Theatre in Detroit. I drove with the soon to be Spousal Unit two hours from Grand Rapids, excited to see him for the first time in such an intimate setting. People watching is fun at Prince concerts. As usual, there were plenty of freaky people there and a few women in lingerie. But this was fourteen years past his Purple Rain prime. And the women who were wearing lingerie were the same ones who wore them to Prince concerts in 1984. Do the math. Age x + 14 years + wearing lingerie in public = no longer sexy. The show was general admission with standing room only on the main floor. I managed to get a good spot on the stage right corner. There were ramps on either side of the stage so periodically he'd play the guitar or sing roughly five feet away from me. This was cool until about the third costume change, when he changed into lime green lace pants (?) and blouse. I'm pretty open minded, but men really shouldn't wear lace pants. This would be a good time to remind you that Prince hasn't worn underwear since 1980. So I'm watching him playing a guitar solo when I saw a disturbing sight: Le petit Prince. I thought I was hallucinating. I had to check with the SU. "Is that Prince's dick?" I wasn't hallucinating. The evening had taken a disturbia turn. I hadn't signed up for this. The most disturbing part is that I couldn't turn away. I wanted to, believe me. Ok, don't think about an elephant. See, you just did. You couldn't help it. It's like when you try not to notice that a person you're talking to has a gigantic mole on their face. The harder you try not to focus on it, the more you look at it. That's what happened. So just in case you were curious, the answers are as follows: circumcised, to the left, and not too bad considering he's only three feet tall. Let us never speak of this again.
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1sexymf said: DesireeNevermind said: no undies for dang near 2 decades, a perfect well sized schlong, and y'all still think he celibate?
Riiiiiggghhtttt, Prince. I bet he's going to be doing a lot of this 
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luv4u said: 1sexymf said: Riiiiiggghhtttt, Prince. I bet he's going to be doing a lot of this
I can provide him with some lube, lol. | |
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That'z y it'z so very important 2 have seatz close 2 the stage.  | |
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1sexymf said: luv4u said: I bet he's going to be doing a lot of this
I can provide him with some lube, lol. i have a vision of princey's sack right now, aw geez...LOL | |
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That was the funniest shit I've read in a long time.... "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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That is all.... The last sentence made this anecdote PERFECT! [Edited 10/14/08 16:26pm] | |
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Man, I'd die if Prince was up onstage and his "soul pole" made a cameo.  I'd pass smooth on out.  
Then when my friends ask me what the heck happened, I can tell them.  I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me. Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots. Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol. Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol. Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch | |
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...  ..good gawd ...[Edited 10/14/08 20:22pm] THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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 I've had in in my face also   &  | |
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MajesticOne89 said: I love that pic. | |
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MajesticOne89 said: Ballin'!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I love this. It's genius. A lot of Prince fans seem short on a proper sense of humour, so God bless this guy. And that pic above of Princey in white? Woah. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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