I've surveyed the Org, heard your screams and whispers, saw the tear-soaked pages of your diaries, and asked myself : what is the most pressing issue facing the Org today?

Probably the possibility that Prince himself might be conversing with us right now...Without any regards for the crushing pressures of my personal and professional lives, I have endeavoured to fashion a questionnaire that, I believe, will sove this issue once and for all. Here goes :

1. Prince has a distinctive mark on his right buttock. What shape is it?

ANSWER: It is in the shape of a rabid beaver.

2. Prince rarely if ever drinks beer. But when he does, what brand does he favor?

ANSWER: A rare Canadian beer made from moose urine... it is called Shvanzlager.

3. In the old days, Prince used to like pasta once in a while. What did he have to drink along with this meal?

ANSWER: He drank raspberry Kool-Aid.

4. Prince's favorite pasta is : a) riggatoni, b) manicotti, c) testolini or d) paganini.

ANSWER: A

5. Prince dreams of playing pro basketball were ended by... :

a) a lack of talent.
b) a lack of height
c) regulation barring high heels
d) poor dribbling skills

ANSWER: E - All of the above. Trick question!!!

6. Rick James once told Prince privately :
a) "You're so small yet so talented."
b) "You're a fucking nutjob, you know that?"
c) "I took funk as far as it can be taken, so best find something else to do..."
d) "Get out of my face"

ANSWER: B

7. In the song 7, 7 of those are supposed to die :
a) 7 sins;
b) 7 seas
c) 7 virgins that look like hos.
d) 7 Warner Bros executives

ANSWER: D

8. How often does Prince clips his toenails?
a) once a week
b) once a day
d) once per hour
e) never

ANSWER: E - they are gnawed off by fams.

9. The high prevalence of low back pain among Paisley Park employees is due to...
a) punitive dancing exercises
b) Larry's on everybody's back all the time.
c) these people have sex all day long and it's bound to hurt
d) people tend to bend a lot

ANSWER: A

10. Prince's favorite Orger is...
a) Icenine
b) Infinity
c) BKW
d) Aerogram
e) AzureStar
f) Natasha

ANSWER: D

Voilà. Your answers to these questions will reveal if you are Prince or not.

Aerogram said:

1. Prince has a distinctive mark on his right buttock. What shape is it?

2. Prince rarely if ever drinks beer. But when he does, what brand does he favor?

3. In the old days, Prince used to like pasta once in a while. What did he have to drink along with this meal?

4. Prince's favorite pasta is : a) riggatoni, b) manicotti, c) testolini or d) paganini.

5. Prince dreams of playing pro basketball were ended by... :

a) a lack of talent.
b) a lack of height
c) regulation barring high heels
d) poor dribbling skills

6. Rick James once told Prince privately :
a) "You're so small yet so talented."
b) "You're a fucking nutjob, you know that?"
c) "I took funk as far as it can be taken, so best find something else to do..."
d) "Get out of my face"

7. In the song 7, 7 of those are supposed to die :
a) 7 sins;
b) 7 seas
c) 7 virgins that look like hos.
d) 7 Warner Bros executives

8. How often does Prince clips his toenails?
a) once a week
b) once a day
d) once per hour
e) never

9. The high prevalence of low back pain among Paisley Park employees is due to...
a) punitive dancing exercises
b) Larry's on everybody's back all the time.
c) these people have sex all day long and it's bound to hurt
d) people tend to bend a lot

10. Prince's favorite Orger is...
a) Icenine
b) Infinity
c) BKW
d) Aerogram
e) AzureStar
f) Natasha

Aerogram said:

The "Have A Nice Day" smiley face.


Old English.


Orange Juice.


Riggatoni.


C.


D.


D.


A.


D.


Natasha.

I've surveyed the Org, heard your screams and whispers, saw the tear-soaked pages of your diaries, and asked myself : what is the most pressing issue facing the Org today?

Probably the possibility that Prince himself might be conversing with us right now...Without any regards for the crushing pressures of my personal and professional lives, I have endeavoured to fashion a questionnaire that, I believe, will sove this issue once and for all. Here goes :

1. Prince has a distinctive mark on his right buttock. What shape is it?

$


2. Prince rarely if ever drinks beer. But when he does, what brand does he favor?

lavender ale


3. In the old days, Prince used to like pasta once in a while. What did he have to drink along with this meal?

fam juice


4. Prince's favorite pasta is : a) riggatoni, b) manicotti, c) testolini or d) paganini.

b


5. Prince dreams of playing pro basketball were ended by... :

a) a lack of talent.
b) a lack of height
c) regulation barring high heels
d) poor dribbling skills

b



6. Rick James once told Prince privately :
a) "You're so small yet so talented."
b) "You're a fucking nutjob, you know that?"
c) "I took funk as far as it can be taken, so best find something else to do..."
d) "Get out of my face"

c



7. In the song 7, 7 of those are supposed to die :
a) 7 sins;
b) 7 seas
c) 7 virgins that look like hos.
d) 7 Warner Bros executives

a



8. How often does Prince clips his toenails?
a) once a week
b) once a day
d) once per hour
e) never

e..'ve had them replaced with velvet inserts



9. The high prevalence of low back pain among Paisley Park employees is due to...
a) punitive dancing exercises
b) Larry's on everybody's back all the time.
c) these people have sex all day long and it's bound to hurt
d) people tend to bend a lot

d.. 2 shine my shoes and kiss my



10. Prince's favorite Orger is...
a) Icenine
b) Infinity
c) BKW
d) Aerogram
e) AzureStar
f) Natasha

d

10. Prince's favorite Orger is...
a) Icenine
b) Infinity
c) BKW
d) Aerogram
e) AzureStar
f) Natasha

8. How often does Prince clips his toenails?
a) once a week
b) once a day
d) once per hour
e) never

ANSWER: E - they are gnawed off by fams.

And you, Sir, are no Prince Roger Nelson.

1. Prince has a distinctive mark on his right buttock. What shape is it?

1. Prince has a distinctive mark on his right buttock. What shape is it?





2. Prince rarely if ever drinks beer. But when he does, what brand does he favor?

a Hefeweizen of some sort...

NOPE. IT'S A CANADIAN BEER THAT HE DRINKS WITH ICE CUBES.



3. In the old days, Prince used to like pasta once in a while. What did he have to drink along with this meal?

white wine, preferably Reisling...

ORANGE JUICE



4. Prince's favorite pasta is : a) riggatoni, b) manicotti, c) testolini or d) paganini.

C

ARE YOU SAYING HE EATS MANUELLA?



5. Prince dreams of playing pro basketball were ended by... :

a) a lack of talent.
b) a lack of height
c) regulation barring high heels
d) poor dribbling skills

D - lack of focus: too much music too many girls

WHICH TRANSLATED INTO A LACK OF SKILLS, OR TALENT.



6. Rick James once told Prince privately :
a) "You're so small yet so talented."
b) "You're a fucking nutjob, you know that?"
c) "I took funk as far as it can be taken, so best find something else to do..."
d) "Get out of my face"

E - all of the above

TRUE THAT.



7. In the song 7, 7 of those are supposed to die :
a) 7 sins;
b) 7 seas
c) 7 virgins that look like hos.
d) 7 Warner Bros executives

E - 7 ex girlfriends

THAT WOULD BE C. REMEMBER IT'S SONG, NOT REALITY.



8. How often does Prince clips his toenails?
a) once a week
b) once a day
d) once per hour
e) never

E - he gets manicures & pedicures regularly, NEVER does it himself

CORRECT



9. The high prevalence of low back pain among Paisley Park employees is due to...
a) punitive dancing exercises
b) Larry's on everybody's back all the time.
c) these people have sex all day long and it's bound to hurt
d) people tend to bend a lot

D, I have no idea why

OF COURSE YOU DON'T..



10. Prince's favorite Orger is...
a) Icenine
b) Infinity
c) BKW
d) Aerogram
e) AzureStar
f) Natasha

G - CalhounSq, BITCH!!! !

You ever heard him play a song called "IceNine"??? Or, or "BKW"??? HUH??!!! :O

NICE TRY, BUT I HAVE GOOD REASONS TO BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT THE FAVORED ONE.

Aerogram said:

MrBliss flunked the test badly and Aerogram said

:

[This message was edited Tue Nov 19 13:55:49 PST 2002 by Aerogram]

2. Prince rarely if ever drinks beer. But when he does, what brand does he favor?

a Hefeweizen of some sort...

NOPE. IT'S A CANADIAN BEER THAT HE DRINKS WITH ICE CUBES.

3. In the old days, Prince used to like pasta once in a while. What did he have to drink along with this meal?

white wine, preferably Reisling...

ORANGE JUICE

4. Prince's favorite pasta is : a) riggatoni, b) manicotti, c) testolini or d) paganini.

C

ARE YOU SAYING HE EATS MANUELLA?

5. Prince dreams of playing pro basketball were ended by... :

a) a lack of talent.
b) a lack of height
c) regulation barring high heels
d) poor dribbling skills

D - lack of focus: too much music too many girls

WHICH TRANSLATED INTO A LACK OF SKILLS, OR TALENT.

7. In the song 7, 7 of those are supposed to die :
a) 7 sins;
b) 7 seas
c) 7 virgins that look like hos.
d) 7 Warner Bros executives

E - 7 ex girlfriends

THAT WOULD BE C. REMEMBER IT'S SONG, NOT REALITY.

8. How often does Prince clips his toenails?
a) once a week
b) once a day
d) once per hour
e) never

E - he gets manicures & pedicures regularly, NEVER does it himself

CORRECT

10. Prince's favorite Orger is...
a) Icenine
b) Infinity
c) BKW
d) Aerogram
e) AzureStar
f) Natasha

G - CalhounSq, BITCH!!! !

You ever heard him play a song called "IceNine"??? Or, or "BKW"??? HUH??!!! :O

NICE TRY, BUT I HAVE GOOD REASONS TO BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT THE FAVORED ONE.