Did you know that originally, The Continental was going to be called Incontinental? It sang about Prince's incontinence problem (that I've just made up) and about his mysterious lover's desire for watersports (which I've also made up)
You didn't know this? That's because I made the whole thing up. Well, I'm in a gross mood, so here's the alternative lyrics, anyway...

Alright Cut! Fade 2 yellow,
Now leak it out, cos I'm a leaky fellow
I got protection 4 my cock,
I got protection 4 my cock,
I got protection 4 my cock and my bum - Incontinental.

I can see U, reaching 4 the pack of pads,
I can see them, about 2 cover my ass and 'nads.
I'm about 2 make a shot,
my groin's about 2 feel moist and hot.
I think it's just an age thang
Damn, I wish that I could stop.

Go on ahead my dear and laugh,
So I leave a trail along my path
Whenever I feel the need 2 pee, I have 2 do it now,

CHORUS
I am Incontinental,
It is a piss thang,
Water leaks outta me, like a watering can.
Why do U have 2 laugh, cos I can't reach the John?
Will U please make sure I'm clean now, when I'm done?

Alright piss, dissolves in my purple pants
But it leaves a smell that makes your tiny nasal hairs dance.
I piss it in a glass, I see U smile and ask,
If U piss it in my mouth, for a kinky lover you'd pass
I'd be like 'Yeah, man'
Cos U like the piss thang
Water leaks outta me, like a watering can.
Why do U have 2 laugh, cos I can't reach the John?
U're in2 watersports, so you'll be happy when I'm done.

C'mon let me show U how 2 enjoy some piss-fun.
C'mon let me show U how 2 enjoy watching it run.
Cock 2 mouth, dribble on the one,
C'mon let me show U how 2 enjoy some piss-fun.

I wanna piss on U, baby yeah, all over your lips
I wanna piss on U like - U know U want my piss
All drunk, baby, that's right - think of all the germs
I can be pee-pee teacher, if U wanna learn

CHORUS

I am Incontinental,
It is a piss thang,
Water leaks outta me, like a watering can,
Why do U have 2 laugh, cos I can't reach the John?
I suggest U clean YOURSELF, now that I'm done.

(Continues with Carmen's rap about making yellow angels in the snow)

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[This message was edited Tue Jun 10 4:16:54 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek]

HAHAHA

people spend too much time on this stuff. Thank you so much.

"now flip me ova, till u're back on top,
let it flow, till it has 2 stop"

"get on top of me, and flow really fast,
take both hands, aim it right, in my ...
yeah, that's how eye wanna b done"

OK, this has to stop at some point.

Haystack said:

This is going to translate well into a video
[This message was edited Fri Nov 15 14:16:32 PST 2002 by blacksatin515]

To the tune of “Prettyman”
Don’t hate me cause my booty’s full
Hey now what’s up?
I can’t believe the toilet paper’s so hard
Say it wasn’t

If U wanna be my Baby
I got 2 tell u so
I’m incontinent, lady
Thought U’d like 2 know
Gotta go now baby
I promise 2 wash my hands
This is what it’s like with
The Sh*tty Man

See me up here runnin’
For the bathroom door
If I don’t hurry
It’s gonna be on the floor
I try 2 wear my diapers
Around this booty tight
But I still have 2 wash up
Every night

Chorus

Everywhere I go
People stop and stare
When they see the stains on
My underwear
I try to wash them
But they just won’t go
Looks like I’ll have 2
Go buy some mo’

Chorus

In the early morning
It feels so nice
I sit on the toilet
And flush it twice
When it comes 2 matches
They R on the shelf
I get them down
There ain’t nobody around
I smell myself

I ain’t through
I don’t care if it’s runny
Or if it weighs 20 ounce
What’s it look like today
I tried to check
And I fell down

Super butt used 2 be my nickname
U ask if it’s rough
No toilet is guaranteed when I’m above
Sh*tty Man

Chorus

Maceo
Brother I gotta go
Is it Charmin
By the toilet bowl
Wipe, stop, go


Hope this wasnt too disgusting.

ladies and gentlemen of the .org: we are bored!

Cunt
Cunt
Continental!