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Printable"Paco Rabinni" gets me everytime.... 
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"You was working on a line you could drop on her
But you couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her Maybe if you pop a nut in the car You could think about playin' guitar" | |
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U're bumpin' dentures 2 be cocksure
There must be more coming from your mouth than manure ~MNIP | |
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i'll never raise my hand 2 u
no telling what my foot will do make belive ur quite wealthy even tho your sooooo broke u can't pay attention man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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Shorty said: lyin' scummy dirtbag biiiiitch vegas
ok...so it's not technically a lyric but...whatev it's "lyin' sack of shit, scummy, dirtbag biiiiitch...vegas!!" and that is one of my favorites as well  . it's from an sott rehearsal of it's gonna be a beautiful night, btw   .For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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I love how Prince sings and screams in "Poom Poom" Can't stop thinkin' about cha. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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"I see another cutie looking straight at me, she got more boom than a little bit see and I ain't with that cuz she too fat so I give her to my buddy cuz it's like that!"
This makes me and  at the same time.surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: "I see another cutie looking straight at me, she got more boom than a little bit see and I ain't with that cuz she too fat so I give her to my buddy cuz it's like that!"
This makes me and at the same time.co sign. sounds good at first but then.... | |
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Let's see
Check me on this - I think there is a "Gooney Goo Goo" sample from Eddie Murphy on "Get on Up" by Carmen Nearly anything spoken in "Databank" - "I didn't call horns, etc." Nearly anything spoken in "La la la He he hee" - "...you just gonna do the line over and ... GIMME THIS!!" "Dead on It" About half of the lyrics from "Black MF in the House" "High Fashion" That's all I can think of right now. I'm very tired. | |
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funny#1 "aw hoochie don't do that!" funny #2 "baby howd u get yo legs 2 do that" | |
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purplecorvette1 said: I got some butter for your muffin (from come on)
Love that one also. How about "Brother Maurice will be around in a minute....." | |
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Dont Hate Me Because Im Beautiful | |
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Kawak, I won't. | |
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Oh wait, the one that makes me laugh the most, "Big scar on her knee",("So far, So pleased"). | |
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purplepolitician said: Shorty said: lyin' scummy dirtbag biiiiitch vegas
ok...so it's not technically a lyric but...whatev it's "lyin' sack of shit, scummy, dirtbag biiiiitch...vegas!!" and that is one of my favorites as well . it's from an sott rehearsal of it's gonna be a beautiful night, btw .
ahh you're right...I knew I forgot something in that line. and yep, sott rehersal, gonna be a beautiful night. Love it!  "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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"a few turbulence"
Actually, not very funny, more cringe... "We've never been able to pull off a funk number"
"That's becuase we're soulless auttomatons" | |
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This one is def the funniest to me.
pplrain said: Prince Lyrics
"Prince Movie Star lyrics" The whole song is hilarious! lulz Let's see, body oil - check Incense - check Environmental records - double check! I'ma get some serious drawers 2night, think I ain't? Let's see, if I tell Gilbert and 'Rome 2 meet me 11 then I creep at 10 That'll give me an hour of free reign Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers) 9:30 - gettin' dressed I had a couple sips of wine Boo! - I swear 2 God My suit was hangin' fine Everybody at the club freaked When I stepped from the limousine They said - "Ooh, it's good 2 see ya" I said - "Oh, it's good 2 be seen U know what I mean?" Tell U what's good It's a good thing we live close cuz I almost suffocated in that car Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff... I wonder if they got potato chips up in this... Man, this ain't like them house parties we used 2 go 2 That's alright, I'm clean 2night, hey, I'm a movie star I see myself on a silver screen, huh 2night, it don't matter who U are I'm the only star on the scene U know what I mean? Man, I hate makin' movies But I like that money, think I don't? Hmph Check me out I just walk in, don't even find a seat Just threw my coat right on the floor Grab somebody 4 a quick dance Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot! Ha, ha, ha ?shit Mix was right Bold, Lord Ouch! Ha, ha Baby, do U wanna, do U wanna get off? 2night, I'm a movie star I see myself up on the silver screen 2night, it don't matter I'm the star on the scene Ouch! Mix was right On the 1 the kick drum hit the triple beat Baby, I was poppin' Did one spin, did a second, did the splits Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin' Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'! Somebody say "Movie Star!" So check it out, U wanna dance? Are U wearing that Paco Rabbit or whatever U call it? Oh wow, that's dog What? Speak up, I can't hear over that suit Maybe U can hear this? Am I supposed 2 be impressed? That's right, Rolls Royce Check it out, baby U wanna dance now? Maybe next song Yeah right, dance floor is not big enough, fat cow Ooh, the mix, it's about the mix Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show U a few tricks Can I play with U? Baby, let's creep, I had enough of this action Bartender, on the house Give everybody in here somethin' Man, I don't care I got money 2 spare, U're cute and your music's thumpin' Yo baby, get the check "Yo baby" my behind, I need my money Say Brother Carothers, can I get some credit? No? Much money I done spent in this nasty joint? U need 2 be slapped! Darlin', shall we leave now? Go 2 Hades, boy! So U like my crib? It's not mine, it's rented Say, how much did U have 2 drink? What's the biggest lake U've ever been in? So, do U like environmental records? Crickets chirpin', water rushin' Supposed 2 make U horny It just make me wanna go 2 the bathroom Actually this one's not bad, check it out So like, what's your name? Oh wow, that's dog! | |
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