"Do these legwarmers make me look fat?"

"All 2gether, in key now, darlings!"

"Gimme back my bootlegs, U thief!"

"Yes, eye stole this furry thing around my neck from my momma's closet! U got a problem with that?!"

"Damn, another zit! Where'd that come from? Eye'm a prettyman; eye'm not supposed 2 get zits!"

"Yes! The Webmaster just shut down another website that contained bootlegs of my songs and videos."
[Edited 9/1/08 9:00am]

"Oh yeah? U think so, huh? Punk! Well, eye've got 2 words 4 U: "Yo mama!""

"Hell if eye know what holding 2 fingers on my right hand and 1 finger on my left hand means. But my fans think it's cool, and that's all that matters!"
[Edited 9/1/08 8:22am]

"Eye didn't do a cover of your song without ur permission. Honest!"
[Edited 9/1/08 8:32am]
[Edited 9/1/08 8:37am]

Prince: "Wendy, what key R we in?"
Wendy: "Hell if I know!"
[Edited 9/1/08 8:57am]

Prince: "Luda, do you see that lady sitting over there?"
Luda: "I sure do, Prince."
Prince: "She's fine."
Luda: "She's more than fine. She's three fine!"
Chappelle: "Man, ya'll are trippin! She ain't all that!"
[Edited 9/2/08 5:38am]

"U want me 2 what?"

"Oops, think eye just ripped the seam in my pants! Ohhhh lawd!"

"Mayb if eye give U my sexy look, U will give me what eye want."
[Edited 9/1/08 8:48am]

"Would sticking out my tongue change ur mind?"
[Edited 9/1/08 9:06am]

"Oooh heartburn! Eye knew eye shouldn't have had that pizza with extra jalepenos earlier!"
[Edited 9/1/08 9:03am]

Would you like a little breast milk wit yo muffin?

funkycat00 said:

Come here i got something for your mind.

Well what are you waiting for.

MrGoodnight1978 said:

Old friends 4 sale

purplecorvette1 said:

Well is'nt it supposed to take a long time

psychodelicide said:

Note to self: Do NOT drink a quart of prune juice just before a gig!

pplrain said:

What this?... what am I doin?... errrrmm... nuthin.

psychodelicide said:

Quality.

psychodelicide said:

Gah.. It's so annoyin when you get one of those little spots on your tongue - they hurt like hell... can you see it? It's just there

psychodelicide said:

I'm hot and I dont care who knows it

psychodelicide said:

"I hate waiting on test results..."

purplecorvette1 said:

Not tonight darling I got a headache

purplecorvette1 said:

Quoting yourself is the first sign of madness...

"Don't cha wanna play with my tootsie roll!"