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Prince for President Can you imagine if it was Prince running for President instead Barack.
News Anchor: "On the campaign trail today Presidential Canidate Prince caused controversy over his remarks about Hillary Clinton. Prince went so far as to call her a 'Billy Jack Bitch' but did go on to praise the presidential hopeful for having tremendous 'Pussy Control' for making it this far in the race for the 'White Mansion'." News Anchor: "The top story of the day is Prince's announcement that he has picked the ever controversial Morris Day as his running mate. Those inside the Prince camp state that Morris Day was picked after those in the black community wondered if Prince had enough 'Black Sweat' to get the job done. Prince went on to state that he and Morris Day will be "2 Nigs United 4 West Compton". Prince also discussed the Iraq War stating that "In it's current state of 'Chaos and Disorder' he is 'Willing and Able' to turn Iraq into a 'New World'. On the economy Prince had only one comment 'Money Don't Matter 2 Night!' Prince actually addressed the ongoing scandal of his late night 'Dinner With Delores'. Prince said 'What Do U Want Me 2 Do?" saying 'Every Day is a Winding Road' and 'You can't blame her for wanting to be with the "Pretty Man". Besides we only had "Starfish and Coffee".' On Global Warming Prince stated 'We have a "Resolution" for "Planet Earth". We will "Right the Wrong"!' What other crazy shit would Prince come up with on the campaign trail? [Edited 8/6/08 17:22pm] | |
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ChristopherTracy319 said: What other crazy shit would Prince come up with on the campaign trail?
He would probably state: "I WOULD DIE 4 U" and everybody in UPTOWN jumped with JOY IN REPETITION. | |
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Dayclear said: I know, that was not so great. In fact, it wasn't my intention to make it sound so tragic. Sometimes I fuck with words. [Edited 8/6/08 17:44pm] | |
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Prince would stand before the citizens of the "United States of Division," and call us all to come together on behalf of, "The Everlasting Now," addressing the fact that it is at no time necessary to become, "Mellow," with laziness, as there are hungry and diseased children to care for, and work to do, "Everywhere."
We would all feel, "Beautiful, Loved, and Blessed," as Our New President left the stage saying...The World has known me as, "Prince," but y'all can call me..."Mr. Goodnite.  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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Tame said: Prince would stand before the citizens of the "United States of Division," and call us all to come together on behalf of, "The Everlasting Now," addressing the fact that it is at no time necessary to become, "Mellow," with laziness, as there are hungry and diseased children to care for, and work to do, "Everywhere."
We would all feel, "Beautiful, Loved, and Blessed," as Our New President left the stage saying...The World has known me as, "Prince," but y'all can call me..."Mr. Goodnite. And they all joined together, in THE DANCE. And everybody could see that THE FUTURE would be totally different from what they thought, and the EXPECTATION grew, day by day. | |
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Prince running for President would cause a lot of Controversy. Peace. Love. Prince | |
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All I know is that there would be too many women to keep hidden during the campaign. There would be an interview from one of Prince's ex's every week on 60 minutes 
"You must become a Prince b4 u become King anyway...do that-do that-somebody do that"  | |
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PleasurePrinciple said: All I know is that there would be too many women to keep hidden during the campaign. There would be an interview from one of Prince's ex's every week on 60 minutes
"You must become a Prince b4 u become King anyway...do that-do that-somebody do that" The 5'2" no name reporter, would disguise herself as, "Vicki in Waiting." and report to "Batman," everynight...about the, "Scandalous," "Bambi's," creating needless, "Controversy." "The NEWS," would clear, the "Chaos & Disorder," of the day, and the no name reporter would retire that evening to room, "319," and prepare to walk the streets as Dorothy Parker the following day. With this mysterious follower and protector...Prince could peacefully carry on with, "The Plan," of "Emancipation," of those still in the emotional and corporate "Dark." "The Sign of the Times," would finally declare that all men are, "Free." "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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ChristopherTracy319 said: Can you imagine if it was Prince running for President instead Barack.
News Anchor: "On the campaign trail today Presidential Canidate Prince caused controversy over his remarks about Hillary Clinton. Prince went so far as to call her a 'Billy Jack Bitch' but did go on to praise the presidential hopeful for having tremendous 'Pussy Control' for making it this far in the race for the 'White Mansion'." News Anchor: "The top story of the day is Prince's announcement that he has picked the ever controversial Morris Day as his running mate. Those inside the Prince camp state that Morris Day was picked after those in the black community wondered if Prince had enough 'Black Sweat' to get the job done. Prince went on to state that he and Morris Day will be "2 Nigs United 4 West Compton". Prince also discussed the Iraq War stating that "In it's current state of 'Chaos and Disorder' he is 'Willing and Able' to turn Iraq into a 'New World'. On the economy Prince had only one comment 'Money Don't Matter 2 Night!' Prince actually addressed the ongoing scandal of his late night 'Dinner With Delores'. Prince said 'What Do U Want Me 2 Do?" saying 'Every Day is a Winding Road' and 'You can't blame her for wanting to be with the "Pretty Man". Besides we only had "Starfish and Coffee".' On Global Warming Prince stated 'We have a "Resolution" for "Planet Earth". We will "Right the Wrong"!' What other crazy shit would Prince come up with on the campaign trail? [Edited 8/6/08 17:22pm] Aww How Cute. I'd Want 2 Bii His First Lady Of Funk ~*Minneaoplis "Minni" Princess | |
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If Prince were President....There would be a beautiful staff...to support that love...for the world.
Cheers to Prince and the fans....If fans don't need to tell Prince that we are in the band, because...Prince allows the...."I Rock Therefore I Am," attitude... With a "We March!" attitude, This purple generation could break down the walls whenever we felt like it... Now! That! is the POWER FANTASTIC!
Thanks ChristopherTracy319....Prince is lucky to have you.  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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Tame said: If Prince were President....There would be a beautiful staff...to support that love...for the world.
Cheers to Prince and the fans....If fans don't need to tell Prince that we are in the band, because...Prince allows the...."I Rock Therefore I Am," attitude... With a "We March!" attitude, This purple generation could break down the walls whenever we felt like it... Now! That! is the POWER FANTASTIC!
Thanks ChristopherTracy319....Prince is lucky to have you. Thanks for the love! I try. | |
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I see Prince as more of a Pope-like figure. 
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Bimbo eruptions for days. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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