Don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine,
Yo Mamma does the same to my brain.

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Mary, Claire, Yo Mamma and Belle
Circle Of Amour

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Am I black or white? Am I straight or Yo Mamma?

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Better than the used Yo Mamma you sent me
Baby, that was wrong


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Until now all I wanted 2 do is...
Do, do, do what I do and...
Bang, bang, bang on Yo Mamma and love so-and-so

Guess I shoulda known, by the way YO MOMMA parked your car sideways, that it wouldn't last.

You ask me if I love you. It's YO MOMMA.

U got the yo momma, you got the hook. Sho nuff to be cooking, in yo momma. Yo momma's jammin', yo momma's hecka slamming, if yo momma's good, lets get to rammin.

Well here we are, ladies and gentlemen
The dream we all dream of (oh, please!)
Boy versus yo momma in the world series of love

Some people think I'm kinda cute but it don't compute when it comes to yo momma.

PopeLeo said:

purplesweat said:

Yo Momma Un2 the Joy Fantastic

Hot wit Yo Momma

I love U but I don't trust Yo Momma anymore

The greatest romance Yo Momma's ever been sold

purplesweat said:

I'd look for a needle in yo momma

u need anotha momma lyk e needed a hole n ur head

I'm sure you're quite intelligent,
A wiz at math and all that shit,
But I'm quite in flying YO MOMMA's kite tonight,
Cindy, is that alright?

I like this one: Sing 'Joy in Repitition' and replace all the 'love me's with 'Yo Mamma's

Don't know if this was posted but...

"Oh, expert lover, my baby
Yo momma had a Crystal Ball?"

and
"Yo Momma Bitch - Do U ever really cry? (Yo Momma Bitch)
Yo Momma Bitch - Do U ever really try? (Yo Momma Bitch)
Yo Momma Bitch - Do U ever wonder why? (Yo Momma Bitch)
Yo Momma Bitch (Yo Momma Bitch)"

Everybody's lookin' 4 yo momma...everybody wants salvation of the soul.

Wendy?
Yes Lisa.
Is YO MOMMA warm enough?
Yes Lisa.
Shall we begin?