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Thread started 07/23/08 1:23pm

RodeoSchro

Tell me I didn't hear this on "Good Love" (Slightly NSFW)

The last few seconds of the song, there's some street noise and a couple voices. One guy says "$65 dollars". Another voice - an old man's voice - says "Cab driver" and some unintelligible stuff. But just as the song ends, it gets quiet and the old man says, "Excuse me, miss. Do you do the penguin?"

Is Prince referring to the following joke? I can't stop laughing at the image:

A man approaches a hooker. "How much for sex?" he asks. The hooker says, "$100 for a lay, $50 for a blowjob, $30 for a handjob." The man says, "I only have $15". The hooker thinks for a minute, and says, "For $15, I can give you a penguin".

"What's a penguin?" asks the man. "Give me the $15 and drop your pants, and I'll show you," says the hooker. So he does.

She starts sucking his rod, and it's great! But just before he's ready to come, the hooker gets up and leaves.

The man, with his pants still around his ankles, waddles after hooker, shouting, "Come back! Come back!"

LMFAO.
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Reply #1 posted 07/23/08 1:30pm

PANDURITO

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Old yet funny smile
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Reply #2 posted 07/23/08 1:35pm

Graycap23

Never heard that.....but it is FUNNY. lol
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Reply #3 posted 07/23/08 1:44pm

RodeoSchro

Graycap23 said:

Never heard that.....but it is FUNNY. lol


I was mowing the lawn and listening through killer Bose headphones, and when I heard that line at the end, I almost mowed over the dog.
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Reply #4 posted 07/23/08 1:48pm

Graycap23

RodeoSchro said:

Graycap23 said:

Never heard that.....but it is FUNNY. lol


I was mowing the lawn and listening through killer Bose headphones, and when I heard that line at the end, I almost mowed over the dog.

lol..... lol
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Reply #5 posted 07/23/08 1:50pm

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falloff LMAFO
H!PPY CH!K
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Reply #6 posted 07/23/08 1:51pm

Se7en

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I heard a joke very similar to this.

A husband and wife fall on hard financial times, and they agree that the wife will start prostituting for money.

On her first day out, she asks her husband "how much do I charge". He thinks about it for a few minutes, and says "$20 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob, and $100 for sex".

So, with him parked around the corner, she picks up her first John.

She tells him her prices, and he says "well, I guess it's only a blowjob cuz I only have 50 bucks".

He pulls his pants down, and it's the largest penis she's ever seen in her life.

She runs out of the John's car, around the corner to her husband's car, gets in and yells "HONEY I NEED TO BORROW 50 BUCKS!"
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Reply #7 posted 07/23/08 7:38pm

Tame

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Oh Boey. cool
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight...
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