Let's face it. There are different levels of fandom.

Some of us LOVE many of Prince's albums, but not all. And we certainly don't know enough about nor care to know, Prince. We just like much of his music and find him at times mezmerizing on stage.

Yet some of us love both the music and what we think we know of Prince. Some of us are utterly fascinated by him.

A few of you actually find him not only fascinating, and good, and funny--but sexy as hell. Some of you even have stated the strangest fantasies. Zelaira, an infamous orger of old, for example wanted to have Vampire Sex on a trampoline with Prince. And she was dead serious.

I would imagine there are some of you out there who probably would like to have sex with Prince, chop his head off, and feast on it as an offering to Zorkon the space god.... or something like that


What's the strangest thing you've heard a fan fantasize about Prince?



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[Edited 7/18/08 5:30am]

http://prince.org/msg/7/275821

Don't click that...

ToraToraDreams said:

Your signature

Imago said:

I know...beautiful.
Did you see who inspired it, right?

ToraToraDreams said:

oh my damn

Well, not about Prince, but related: there was a tv show Vanity was a guest star on, can't remember the name, it came out in the late 80s, where she played a similar-to-real-life character that had an out of control fan, and this fan took extra special steps to not only meet Vanity, but become her - it was bizarre in a "Silence Of the Lambs" sense (everyone say "skin suit").

Imago said:

ToraToraDreams said:

Why didn't I listen to you?

[Edited 7/18/08 4:00am]

Thanks for starting this topic, I needed a good laugh today and your post provided it.

Now you mention it I am a little peckish but as no one seems to know where P is at the moment I will abstain from salivating over his liver and go a make a chicken salad.

Dayclear said:

Imago said:

That's kind of funny.

Prince, if you're reading this, PLEASE come out with some new material so retard don't come up with batshit threads like this

Imago said:

i just realized!!! you are Zelaira!!!!!

ToraToraDreams said:

ToraToraDreams said:

Yeah right, wave a carrot under our nose Tora and then say...Dont click on that...as if we're not going to
Somehow I knew who the author of that thread was going to be and that it was gonna be weird

I don't know about livers, but some of yall can eat my ass.

.....what did calvin say?????.

Imago said:

chillichocaholic said:

I'm sorry...
I tried to stop you...

Imago said:

i would never eat a donkey! don't be so mean! donkeys deserve love just like prince does.

AND you have the nerve to call yourself a fam.

With Bacon and Onions!

Imago said:

man..that's just plain sick...what r u thinkin buddy?

CJanssen said:

XxAxX said:

superspaceboy said:

oh hell yes!

dyami12 said:

Volitan said:

That's hilarious!

[Edited 7/18/08 10:58am]

I'd expect this kind of stuff from protoge and Theodore cause they're just kids, but Imago is a big rusty ass grown man.

Dayclear said: