Man, I used to be so in love with Lisa. Major ass crush. Ever since she first joined and I saw her in that band shot on the inner sleeve of Dirty Mind....Her eyes...Sometimes I missed what was going on at the front of the stage cuz I couldn't take my eyes off of Lisa when I went to see Prince in concert. I always thought she was so cool. I was like "That lucky motherfucker!...He gets to have Lisa's pretty ass in his band!" I dug Jill Jones too. Hell, still do. She's better looking now than she was then. I thought that combo of Lisa and J.J. during the 1999 period made me sick! Sick with kid love, kid lust, ...all of that shit. That's one reason I thought Prince was so cool, cuz he had the finest women in his clique. Lisa, J.J, Vanity...it was STOOPID! But it was always something about Lisa though. I always thought she was so pretty. And she was different too. Not the run of the mill. Even on the PR 20th Year Special Edition DVD, when Lisa and Wendy are talking about Prince, Lisa still has it. Her personality just shines through. She doesn't have on a lick of makeup on there either. But her eyes are still so...can't put my finger on it. I just dig her. Period. Always have.

... she belongs to Wendy..

Man, I used to be so in love with Lisa. Major ass crush. Ever since she first joined and I saw her in that band shot on the inner sleeve of Dirty Mind....Her eyes...Sometimes I missed what was going on at the front of the stage cuz I couldn't take my eyes off of Lisa when I went to see Prince in concert. I always thought she was so cool. I was like "That lucky motherfucker!...He gets to have Lisa's pretty ass in his band!" I dug Jill Jones too. Hell, still do. She's better looking now than she was then. I thought that combo of Lisa and J.J. during the 1999 period made me sick! Sick with kid love, kid lust, ...all of that shit. That's one reason I thought Prince was so cool, cuz he had the finest women in his clique. Lisa, J.J, Vanity...it was STOOPID! But it was always something about Lisa though. I always thought she was so pretty. And she was different too. Not the run of the mill. Even on the PR 20th Year Special Edition DVD, when Lisa and Wendy are talking about Prince, Lisa still has it. Her personality just shines through. She doesn't have on a lick of makeup on there either. But her eyes are still so...can't put my finger on it. I just dig her. Period. Always have.

Another interesting fact is that the song the ladder is about a traumatic experience prince had in his child hood which was the reason for the song and later the reason he became vegan. Prince went fishing with a childhood friend when he was young and caught a fish he was so excited he pulled his line out of the water too fast and the line got caught up on a nearby tree. Prince tried desperately to free it but was unable to do so and the line snapped with the effort, which left the fish up in the tree with the hook in its mouth. Also because prince was so short he couldnt reach the lowest branch of the tree no matter how hard he jumped. Which was awfull because prince had intended to throw the fish back into the river but instead he had to watch it suffocate to death, helpless. This event inspired two lyrics one from animal kingdom put your brothers and sisters in the sea and one from the ladder everybodys looking for a ladder everybody wants salvation of the sole.

STUPID! ROFLMAO

What does roflmao mean sorry I just dont get text speak Ive only just figured out lol.

Last one, and I'm hittin' the hay.

I'm about to blow the lid off one of the deepest, darkest stories in Prince's storied past. It all started in early 1983, on a Saturday evening.

A lot of you oldheads remember the Prince spaghetti sauce scandal from the 1980s, when Prince sicced his lawyers on the company for using his likeness in their commercials during the Purple Rain madness. Everyone was trying to cash in on his association, and the food company was no different. Thing is, people don't realize the real reason Prince sued them.

Wasn't so much about his likeness being used without permission in 1984 or 1985. No, the real reason Prince HATES Prince Pasta to this day precedes those commercials by at least a year, to early 1983.

One Saturday evening that year, Prince was cooking with Prince spaghetti sauce. Some of it spattered from the frying pan into an open-flame burner on his stove. The grease from his tangled hairdo acted as an accelerant for the kitchen blaze. A lot of his hair was lost in the mishap.

Folks have often wondered for years why 1983 was one year that a crazily prolific artist such as P fell off the scene. Now you know: Brotha was recuperating and being fitted for special wigs and whatnot. Don't believe me, do you? You think this is all some silly, lame satire.

Check it out. Here's the proof:

Prince went from 1999's weird, stringy mess



to



super-coiffed and primped in Purple Rain. How? Better hair dresser? No. Wigs.

He's been consistently wearing wigs since Purple Rain. Doesn't make him any less a superstar or musician. He's still a legend.



But, to this day, he will not set foot in an Olive Garden or Carrabba's, for fear that someone will try to slip him some Prince tomato sauce and the memories will come flooding back. To distance himself even more from that, he's become a vegan, in recent years.

So, anyway, when he saw the same company using his likeness after the movie was released, Prince lost it. Everyone thought it was about him and his ego. But it was deeper than that. A lot deeper.

I can't believe Per Nielsen's never included this story in his exhaustive writings. Or CJ and her comical gossip. Oh, well.

Damn,...and the cold part about all of this is that it's true as a motherfucker.

Damn,...and the cold part about all of this is that it's true as a motherfucker.

Oh, Come ON now!

One major hole in this story:

Prince Pasta didn't make sauces. They just made the pasta.