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97 view and no reply at to this point. i think you are all afraid.

Is this cryptic?

Never mind the full text what the hell does "this is my favourite prince jam whore" mean? You know I just had to click the topic...hmmm, seems like this person would have mixed the two English words "whore" and "whole". "In whole" or rather "in full" actually, but it's still sort of funny.

Yet I still think nobody should use the word "whore" intentionally.

What the hell is going on here?

Interesting change of lyrics...

RoseOfSharon said:

:O You read that mess?

ROS

So if i was ur girlfriend is your favorite jam? why didn't you just say so?

This is the Stupidest Thread I've ever read to my Misfortune. Sounds like a baby or a drunk wrote this Jibberish. Moronic to say the least,not Funny making fun of IF I WERE YOUR GIRLFRIEND or Prince. Exciting? Not in the Least!

It looks to me like someone typed out the lyrics to If I Was Your Girlfriend - in some other language - and put it into babblefish to change it to English...and that's what it spat out.

I am laughing my fucking ass off. Thanks, lamiapillolapiccola (your name makes as much sense as your post) - I haven't laughed this hard all fucking day.

I really cannot be bothered reading that.
Can some helpful soul, who is in a more conveniant time zone and hasn't consumed as much alcohol, please paraphrase for me?
Thanks

dewmass said:

It's his version of the lyrics to "If I was your girlfriend", apparently it's his favorite jam. I still have no idea what the "whore part" means.

GOVERMENT HEALTH WARNING

Illegal Narcotics are illegal for a very good reason. They will send you mad and your fingers will begin to type nonesense...
Avoid the narcotics - Or you'll end up posting rubbish like this thread.

lamiapillolapiccola said:

Were you drinking or high when you wrote this?
BTW what's the whore thing about?

BorisFishpaw said:

What did Prince say? Hooker ,Bitch and Ho I don't think so I only Knew 1 and Never Told her though.. I thought about it many Times dis me ? That's the kinda shit that make you check yo mind. Is your blood type type that flows or is your blood type the type just stereo? A Woman every day should be thanked,not disrespected,not raped or spanked and if a woman ever said I did she's a mutherfucking liar and I'm a set-up kid...

LaVisHh said:

I think you may be on to something here. This must be the work of the babelfish bandit..

Natasha said:

see Natasha..Prince does acknowledge you

i should never of gotten up this morning...

RD Hull you Blow!

Natasha said:

Coming from you I take it that that is a compliment, right?..right?

What the...

Is it me or is this chick nuts?

MJ

'nuff said.

decoder ring please

Natasha said:

Are you kidding,it's funny as hell!

BorisFishpaw said:

...'Stupid' is the new 'Clever'


Your sig describes this thread perfectly.

Trying to be stupid and clever at the same time only leads to mass

I really don't think she's trying to be clever. Look at her profile. I think this is a serious post. Which makes it even fucking funnier. If pits your girlfriend, you would understand.