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If He Was Your Girlfriend I don't know if this has been posted already. (I need to start visiting more), but I happened to stumble apon this and it made me laugh ...
YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity. PRINCE: ::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no apparent reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? It's not difficult. PRINCE: ::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: YOU: Look baby, I'm concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship. PRINCE: ::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead. PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you felt whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat? YOU: What the fuck are you talking about? PRINCE: ::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all. PRINCE: ::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: YOU: What do you want me to do? PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich. YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship? PRINCE: ::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: YOU: This is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, what do you think we should do? PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation? YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT? PRINCE:::smirks smugly and stares straight ahead:: [Edited 4/23/08 1:50am] Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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It appears to me...Prince may have got involved with a stranger living in beautiful skin. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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i think you should refer all the gals on the - if you married prince thread - to this.
where'd you get it from?  walk with crooked shoes www.myspace/syblepurplelishous | |
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It's from Uncyclopedia. The rest of it's pretty hilarious as well.
check it out: http://uncyclopedia.org/w...8artist%29 | |
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Symbol Man 2 the resQ!     wish U were here baby, on me--
Stuck like glue!  | |
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| too fuuny.thanks for posting | |
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If he were my girlfriend, would I be a man, or a woman? Would society accept me as I am, or as they'd want me to be? Define girlfriend.
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throw him to the lions. my innocence raped my trust betrayed my mind deceived my heart in smitherines and u've got the gall to breathe. | |
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heartlessmuffins said: It's from Uncyclopedia. The rest of it's pretty hilarious as well.
check it out: http://uncyclopedia.org/w...8artist%29 Yeah; It's pretty hilarious =D. Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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Negritaluvyu said: heartlessmuffins said: It's from Uncyclopedia. The rest of it's pretty hilarious as well.
check it out: http://uncyclopedia.org/w...8artist%29 Yeah; It's pretty hilarious =D. I feel like I haven't seen you in years!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Negritaluvyu said: Yeah; It's pretty hilarious =D. I feel like I haven't seen you in years! Same here! =D. LOL, I need to start visiting more often =] Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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Negritaluvyu said: KidaDynamite said: I feel like I haven't seen you in years! Same here! =D. LOL, I need to start visiting more often =] I don't know how you manage to stay away for so long.....I need your will power! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Negritaluvyu said: Same here! =D. LOL, I need to start visiting more often =] I don't know how you manage to stay away for so long.....I need your will power! Lol Ill gladly give it to you. No, I used to just lurk because I didn't see any topics that caught my eye. Butt now I'm back to postin' Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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