YOu guys remember that during the Love4oneanother days, don't you?

That embarrassing ass Open Letter To Madonna episode, where Prince posted an open letter to her imploring her to join his cause. It had the same tone and structure of one of the President of Iran's open letter to George Bush. And probably received by Madonna, who's not to different GWB herself, with disregard and casual amusement.

Cringe worthy.




So put yourself in his place.

In 5 sentences or fewer, write your own open letter to Madonna on his behalf here!

High, Madonna.

The Internet smells so Y not join my cause to close it. Hope Ur new CD does really well, but U should have given it away free inside boxes of Cornflakes.

U should also stop allowing people 2 post Ur pix on the internet - not for any moral reason, but U'r not looking Ur best these days.

Regards,

WOW Dan...you're really reaching for topics today! How about "If Prince smoked a Joint and wrote another letter to Madonna, what would he say?"

Isten and haystack


SSB

mcmeekle probably writes good letters.

Has anyone mentioned, oh wait a minute....