The Scat Album (Not 2 be confused with the acclaimed Black Album) is a groundbreaking new masterpiece from Prince.

Featuring hit songs such as..

1. Nothing compares to Poo
2. The Question of poo
3. Faeces in the Temple
4. I Love Poo in me
5. Farty Up
6. Lavatory
7. Take me with Poo
8. Farty Man
9. 4 Poo

sexyAuntyFuka said:

threads really are getting more and more low brow and tasteless arent they. im off to have a cup of earl grey and some caviar now.

zsasz said:

Enjoy!

It was called 'Rave'.

NouveauDance said:

thats actually quite funny, funnier than me anywho

Scat??? Ewwwww!!!

Claire73 said:

I'm about as sick of "insert stoopid word into prince songs!11!" threads as I am of Danny Photoshop pictures.

sexyAuntyFuka said:

ScatDance
Welcome To The Scat Race
Scatty Pussy
I just reached a personal low, didn't i?...

FlamingRaindrop said:

1. Contropoopsie
2. Dirty Poop
3. When You Were Poop
4. Poop It All Night
5. Poopyup
6. All The Poop Loves U in NY
7. International Pooper
8. When Poop Cries
9. Poopsberry Beret
10. My Poop is Forever

compilation album of Prince's best singles = Prince, The Shits

sexyAuntyFuka said:

You've gotta be pretty uncivilized to have to resort to SHIT jokes when you're bored.
[Edited 4/21/08 11:03am]

purplesweat said:

I'm actually quite shocked to see that neither

Purple Poop

or

Poople Rain


were included.

you can be the president. I'd rather be THE POOP!

Dayclear said:

Yes...

Depressing, isn't it?

Dayclear said:

I would die for....oh nevermind

zsasz said:

Well it's even sadder cuz I thought fams were creating fake track lists ala scatting like the jazz greats

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

so did i! i didn't think that this thread would be bathroom-related

RUHip2TheJive said:

As hate filled as I have been at Prince's twattery, I wouldn't have gone down anal-canal lane I honestly thought this was going to be a glorified If Prince did jazz would he scat kind of thread

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Have you forgotten where you are?

purplecam said:

It's been worse since NPGMC shut down!

Question of Poo


So what is the answer 2 the question of poo
what do I drop logs 4, what shall I doodoo?
Which way do I drop a turd when I'm feeling clogged?
if I smell my toilet bowl, now will it make me cough?
Must I become naked? No, i think I'll do it in my drawers?
Shall I remain upright? Or get down and wipe it on the wall?

All of the questions in my life will be answered
when I decide which toilet roll 2 choose
what is the answer 2 the question of poo?

Poo