Thank You !!! Warner Bros

Thank You for signing Prince
Thank you for lettin him play instruments on his records
Thank you for lettin him produce his own music
Thank you for lettin him outspend the budget on his first release
Thank you for lettin him produce various artists
Thank you for giving Prince the artistic freedom to make Dirty Mind
Thank you for promoting even his crappiest albums
Thank you for for producing his bad movies
Thank you for let him be himself

Thank you, because without Warner, there would be NO Prince

I'm not even going there

Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Nelson
for having sex and making a talented beautiful son named Prince.
NEXT:

Thank you for helping to build Paisley Park!

krayzie said:

You meke the WB sound like a charity or something benevolently giving out favors. If Prince wasn't so bad-ass talented as a musician and so ignorant about the business side of music that they could keep 95% of the revenue they made off of him, they never would have signed him. As soon as he stopped making enormous profits for WB the shit hit the fan. So I don't see any reason to thank WB.

funksterr said:

That's right

So instead I thank Prince for being himself .

thank u WB 4 stopping prince's output so that he would get frustrated and start a war with U. it opened my eyes how corrupt the music business really is and now even ur top acts r bailing on u..c what happens when u don't give the lion share 2 the artists?

funksterr said:

Yep, they benevolently gave out favors, they benevolently let him produce his music, they benevolently supported and promoted his albums, they benevolently produced his crap movies, they benevolently made him a superstar...

And please, Prince made a lot of money with Warner, if it wasn't for Warner I don't know where Prince would be...

L4OATheOriginal said:

Oh, And I forgot, thank you for signing with Prince a $100 million deal ...

Oh well, it opened my eyes how corrupt the music business really is

Thank God for dirty dishes
They have their tale to tell
While others are going hungry
We are eating very well.

I do not know the author, but my girlfriend and I used to hang this saying by the sink.
[Edited 4/20/08 13:43pm]

How many Krazies do they have over here?

I'll thank whoever gives me an aspirin for the headache that just popped up on me.

But thank you Prince for growing that cute little booty of yours...

And thank you for showing it to the world in 1991 at the VMAs! (Changed my life and made me know who Prince was!)

ya'll mutha fuckas need weekend jobs or somethin'

Thank you Doctors for delivering him and smaking him on the ass so that he could take his first breath.

Thank you Prince's Auntie for having a house too small for a piano. Causing him to learn to play the guitar.

WB is a business that did what they had to do.

Thank you Thigh Master.

guarinigirl2000 said:

can u share pls

Your ID is sooooo appropriate!!! You are "krayzie" for saying such nonsense!!

Thank you, King George of England, for creating new taxes for the colonists of North America to pay for the French-Indian War.

By doing this, you incited the American Revolution that freed the colonists from English rule and allowed the states to be formed, thereby allowing us to have Minneapolis, where a little yellow short dude would get famous for being a musical "genius".

King George, I salute you!
[Edited 4/21/08 7:58am]