Prince has enjoying a hot cup of chai on a lovely spring afternoon. He was planning a tour, well maybe not a tour, but a concert series. Prince wanted to do something completely different than his O2 concerts, even different than his house parties.

But what?

Then it hit him!
American Idol.
Beyonce's all girl band.

"He would hold auditions for backup singers from his fan base!
That will kill two birds with one stone. I'll butter up my fans again after threating to shut down their websites, and I'll get free publicity and free labor too!" Prince thought.

Soon after the auditions began.
The first in line was LittlemissG.

"Whenever you're ready" Prince directed.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Prince signals to LittlemissG to stop, "Very good, that was almost on key!"

LittlemissG, "Thanks"

Prince, "Next!"

Next was....

Come right in T...forget the singin'...I'll see u after work.

...auditions cut off early.
No fair!!! because there was so much talent standing in line.
But never the less, Ryan Seacrest excused everyone and told them to come back tomorrow. This time, there was an added twist for auditions...

You had to wear lingere, like Vanity 6.
Undaunted, the next in line was Wildgoldenhoney...

Wildgoldenhoney looked about 23. She had black curly hair and a beyonce figure. She came into the room, all eyes were on her even, Prince's. Everything from her lingerie, to herknee high boots and earings were Gold.
''Ready when you are'', Prince said soft and smoothly while staring at her curvascious body.
''Aight'' were the words that sneared out her mouth while glaring at him back.

''Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party''

As she proceeded with the rest of the song, she walked up to prince to give a closer, seductive performance
'You're so sexy, tonight i am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me',. done with piece she walked back to her orginal spot to get the verdict.

Prince was in awe...

'HIRED!!'

Wildgoldenhoney jumped with glee!
"I won't let you down I promise. I'll be your private joy, your fantasy, your ...YOURS." She blushes.

Prince blushes, "Good, Good! Next!"

In strolls a man wearing his leopard skin underpants and a smile. It's 2the9s!!

"Hey Prince I got a little something for you and Leelee."

"Please don't take those underpants off man."

"Hey, It's bigger than that!"

2the9s sung....
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littlemissG said:

'I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get!'
and just as he was about to take his underpants off 2the9s performance was cut off by prince.

'Stop!..dude is this an audition for a girl group or chippendales? NEXT
'NOO i can do better, maybe another song'
'Gota go..NEXT', Prince repeated relentlessly.

2the9s turned around and while looking disappointedly to the ground, he left.

''Are we actually making any progress, apart from that whats her name 'Wild gold honey' have we actually seen anybody with talent?' Prince said to leelee.

''Aww your just not interested in anybody else because you want her to make the cut and then you can do her'' Leelee said laughing.

''Not necessarily..just because she was really pretty..and could sing..'' Prince said while blushing.

''Mmmhmm dont worry im sure theres better people to come''.

At that moment Cleopatra walked in....

Prince: What are you going to do? walk like an Egyptian?"

Cleopatra smile and sung....

Erika2k8 said:

I'm in Awe, myself, after reading this!