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PrintableToraToraDreams said: This always made me laugh.
Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? Call up Jimmy, he's got a car And what if a girl answers? Hang up Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl? Brenda, I know better than anybody Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her Yes Hello, this is Vanity Is Jimmy home? Yes, but he's taking a shower Oh, I see Did he just take out the trash? No, that's somethin' he use 2 do Now he's taking out me Oh, I see Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night That's OK, U keep 'em He won't be needin' 'em 2 night Oh, what's the matter Is he going swimming? Why no, we was gonna go But he said he did that last night Well sugar, I know about a great party Why don't U bring us your car? So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars Singles? Is that what U think? Tramp, I'm datin' your dad Oh, he died about 7 years back Now ain't that just 2 bad? Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E Now he's swallowin' me Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back? I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head Now what U think about that? I think I'd rather wear a wig Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice Dogs and cats in my hat Hey, that's goin' 2 far Here, give me the phone Hey tramp, take a bath in puke What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine If that don't work, we can duke U see, the only kinda man that would play with U Is one that plays with himself None of my friends could stand the sight of U Much less the smell And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money And buy U a brand new face Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth And U'd love it cuz U got no taste And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy And show him what U look like now Honey, I'd bet he never come back Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee) Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star There's 2 things we can't stand One's a jive talk man The other's a jive talk man with no money Can U dig it? Click I think Brenda has the best delivery. Oooh, this sounds really good, I'm off to search my vault.....  | |
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The shit he used to do to Jesse was really cruel, but also really funny at the same time!!! JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! | |
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like what^^^ | |
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fan09 said: like what^^^
-Hancuffing him to a railing & throwing food at him -Secretly recording a guitar solo & telling him that HE plays a great guitar -Calling him & telling him that his album sucks, then hanging up -Finding out his album is called "Shockadelica", then rushing out a song with the same name so it looks like he ripped you off. A lot of this stuff seems really cruel, but then again I pull pranks like this on my friends all the time!!! [Edited 4/13/08 18:29pm] JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! | |
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ToraToraDreams said: I think it's the way he says it that's funny, but when Chris Rock interviews him and he's talking about the "Bad" video
That Wesley snipes Character was suppose to be me. Now run that video through your mind  That Chris Rock interview was hilarious. I like when he asked MJ, "On the part of the song that says, 'You're butt is mine', you're not saying that to me."  Prince Rogers Nelson
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mentalist said: CJanssen said: Jenn, don't be bothered. I was just thinking that this is a nice thread on a Prince fan site, mentioning an important part of Prince which makes him lovable to his fans. I don't mind Viewaskew but I wonder why a moderator would make such a comment out of the blue. Please continue with this nice thread, page one is already filled with funny quotes 
Anyone else have funny quotes? I would go for the telephone prank he pulled with Jay Leno and Jay got back at Prince disguised as a security guy at the gate. There's an excellent part in the '85 MTV interview where he's asked what's the upcoming Under the cherry moon film about? Prince - kinda trying to evade answering - says in a childlike way "Dontcha like surprises?" - to which there is a deathly silence. after a while waiting, Prince just pulls a face and says "Hmmm, I guess not!" Sooo funny! That interviewer was one of the worse I've heard, just reading questions off a clipboard. Absolutely no genuine interest at all!" The "interviewer" was Steve Fargnoli (a member of Prince's management team). He was, in fact, reading questions that had been submitted and vetted in advance. It was not an interview, per se. Anyway, on the topic... At the Tamar show in Minneapolis (Feb. 2006), a woman got called up onstage and, as she was getting up there, her pants fell down. I mean...she literally mooned the crowd. Prince saw what happened and said, "Uhhhhh...we don't want to know you that well." We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: The "interviewer" was Steve Fargnoli (a member of Prince's management team). He was, in fact, reading questions that had been submitted and vetted in advance. It was not an interview, per se. ??? I'm pretty sure it's a womans voice asking the questions! This is the interview were he's wearing a yellow coat and surrounded by lots of really bored looking teenagers? Life's a Parade! LoveLife, LoveSexy! | |
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mentalist said: Genesia said: The "interviewer" was Steve Fargnoli (a member of Prince's management team). He was, in fact, reading questions that had been submitted and vetted in advance. It was not an interview, per se. ??? I'm pretty sure it's a womans voice asking the questions! This is the interview were he's wearing a yellow coat and surrounded by lots of really bored looking teenagers? Isn't that an interview with MTV in some small city up north. The premiere was there because someone had won some kind of contest and the girl got a date with Prince. It also features the following joke: *Prince just arrived.* Interviewer: "Prince! How do you feel?" *Prince playing around with the microphone* Prince: "I feel with my hands, Martha!" I'm quite sure this is the same interview. Martha Quinn:  | |
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Sander said: mentalist said: ??? I'm pretty sure it's a womans voice asking the questions! This is the interview were he's wearing a yellow coat and surrounded by lots of really bored looking teenagers? Isn't that an interview with MTV in some small city up north. The premiere was there because someone had won some kind of contest and the girl got a date with Prince. It also features the following joke: *Prince just arrived.* Interviewer: "Prince! How do you feel?" *Prince playing around with the microphone* Prince: "I feel with my hands, Martha!" No I've seen that! That episode takes place on the street outside the theatre! The one I'm talking about is on that Purple Dove Interviews dvd that was released last year. I'm quite sure this is the same interview. Martha Quinn: Life's a Parade! LoveLife, LoveSexy! | |
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Here we go:
It was a MTV première in Sheridan, Wyoming. | |
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mentalist said: No I've seen that! That episode takes place on the street outside the theatre! The one I'm talking about is on that Purple Dove Interviews dvd that was released last year. Oh, this one: [Prince YouTube video snip - luv4u] As stated on a banner at the top of the forum folks - luv4u: "Please do not post any Prince/Assoc. Artists videos from sites such as YouTube, MySpace etc. This is strictly prohibited for legal reasons, and we ask that all Org members please respect this. Note: Violating posts will be removed. 'Repeat offender' accounts will be deleted - permanently. You have been warned! The same goes for fake tracklists, attention-seeking 'rumor' threads etc - don't!" | |
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mentalist said:[quote] Genesia said: The "interviewer" was Steve Fargnoli (a member of Prince's management team). He was, in fact, reading questions that had been submitted and vetted in advance. It was not an interview, per se. ??? I'm pretty sure it's a womans voice asking the questions! This is the interview were he's wearing a yellow coat and surrounded by lots of really bored looking teenagers?[/quote] Yes, that interview, I read somewhere was conducted to put to rest some rumours that had been floating around about Prince, like he lived in seclusion etc. Would it have been after the Chick Huntsberry thing when he sold his 'story' to the National Enquirer? So, I think Genesia is right, the questions were asked by someone on his management team - I think!!!  | |
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Genesia said: mentalist said: There's an excellent part in the '85 MTV interview where he's asked what's the upcoming Under the cherry moon film about? Prince - kinda trying to evade answering - says in a childlike way "Dontcha like surprises?" - to which there is a deathly silence. after a while waiting, Prince just pulls a face and says "Hmmm, I guess not!" Sooo funny! That interviewer was one of the worse I've heard, just reading questions off a clipboard. Absolutely no genuine interest at all!" The "interviewer" was Steve Fargnoli (a member of Prince's management team). He was, in fact, reading questions that had been submitted and vetted in advance. It was not an interview, per se. Anyway, on the topic... At the Tamar show in Minneapolis (Feb. 2006), a woman got called up onstage and, as she was getting up there, her pants fell down. I mean...she literally mooned the crowd. Prince saw what happened and said, "Uhhhhh...we don't want to know you [b]that well."  Oh my God, how do your pants just fall down???!!! How embarrassing is that? His response is great....I guess he's seen it all over the years? | |
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Yellow coat: Wyoming: Martha: How do you feel?
Bored kids: gray coat: Don't you like surprises?: Weird Al! | |
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Sander said: Yellow coat: Wyoming: Martha: How do you feel?
Bored kids: gray coat: Don't you like surprises?: Weird Al! I thought with the Martha thing, he was wearing a white suit!!! Apologies for my vagueness but I'm at work. I'll have to check later when at home as I have alot more info there! Life's a Parade! LoveLife, LoveSexy! | |
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mentalist said: Sander said: Yellow coat: Wyoming: Martha: How do you feel?
Bored kids: gray coat: Don't you like surprises?: Weird Al! I thought with the Martha thing, he was wearing a white suit!!! Apologies for my vagueness but I'm at work. I'll have to check later when at home as I have alot more info there! Could very well be! I was hoping he wore a yellow suite, since that could explain the confusion... | |
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Sander said: mentalist said: I thought with the Martha thing, he was wearing a white suit!!! Apologies for my vagueness but I'm at work. I'll have to check later when at home as I have alot more info there! Could very well be! I was hoping he wore a yellow suite, since that could explain the confusion... The one I'm talking about is the one where when he decides to talk about UTCM he points to Emmanuelle Sallet who then talks about the film in French!!! Maybe it was for French tv - before or after the America video was filmed. Same timeline, although the boring monotone interviewer is definitely an american woman. Life's a Parade! LoveLife, LoveSexy! | |
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mentalist said: Sander said: Could very well be! I was hoping he wore a yellow suite, since that could explain the confusion... The one I'm talking about is the one where when he decides to talk about UTCM he points to Emmanuelle Sallet who then talks about the film in French!!! Maybe it was for French tv - before or after the America video was filmed. Same timeline, although the boring monotone interviewer is definitely an american woman.  | |
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Jeffiner said: Genesia said: The "interviewer" was Steve Fargnoli (a member of Prince's management team). He was, in fact, reading questions that had been submitted and vetted in advance. It was not an interview, per se. Anyway, on the topic... At the Tamar show in Minneapolis (Feb. 2006), a woman got called up onstage and, as she was getting up there, her pants fell down. I mean...she literally mooned the crowd. Prince saw what happened and said, "Uhhhhh...we don't want to know you [b]that well." Oh my God, how do your pants just fall down???!!! How embarrassing is that? His response is great....I guess he's seen it all over the years? I didn't actually see what happened (I was onstage at the time, myself). But obsessed (another org member) was there that night and caught the whole thing. She said the "moon over Minne" - and Prince's response - was just priceless. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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mentalist said: The one I'm talking about is the one where when he decides to talk about UTCM he points to Emmanuelle Sallet who then talks about the film in French!!! Maybe it was for French tv - before or after the America video was filmed. Same timeline, although the boring monotone interviewer is definitely an american woman. Damn! Look at that youtube video, that's where that is lifted from! "It's a black and white film, and she's in it" *points at Kristen* I know this is a Weird Al Yankovic ripoff, but the Prince bits is that interview! | |
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It's also the first interview in many years on camera, and the first one for MTV. | |
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Sander said: mentalist said: The one I'm talking about is the one where when he decides to talk about UTCM he points to Emmanuelle Sallet who then talks about the film in French!!! Maybe it was for French tv - before or after the America video was filmed. Same timeline, although the boring monotone interviewer is definitely an american woman. Damn! Look at that youtube video, that's where that is lifted from! "It's a black and white film, and she's in it" *points at Kristen* I know this is a Weird Al Yankovic ripoff, but the Prince bits is that interview! That's the one! But it's Emanuelle sallet who plays Katy not Kristen. There's an unofficial dvd out called Purple Dove interviews. It's about 2 hrs long and has got some really good clips on it. Its about £7/8 on Amazon. It has that interview in full on it as well as quite a few others.  Life's a Parade! LoveLife, LoveSexy! | |
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Aaaaah, at last!
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Now, where were we? What was this thread about, now?
Is this a weekday? | |
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okay sander here we are in the org....
UTTCM is a perfect example/insight into princes humour - i love that film, always makes me laugh. walk with crooked shoes www.myspace/syblepurplelishous | |
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Sander said: Aaaaah, at last!
That was fun though!!!  Life's a Parade! LoveLife, LoveSexy! | |
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Oh oh, I know another one. I always thought is was very funny but then again, I'm thinking some people are going to be offended by it. Whatever, still funny!
During the rehearsal of "When the saints go marching in" he's trying to have everybody in the band do their work properly. It doesn't seem to work imo but Prince remains very patient, very concentrated. I think they were practicing for an upcoming tour, PR? Everbody's practicing vocal rehearsal and when they finish he says with a Morris Day voice: Yes, truly wonderfull, truly wonderfull, yes he is! We're gonna take off pretty soon, we want y'all to dig deep cause you know what! We got a new wing we got to build at the back of my crib, you see? And we want it to be nice, don't we? Amen.  Oh when the saints.... | |
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Flowerz said:  'I got the butta 4 yo muffin baby!' Prince takes part in the GQ Man Of The ... he just showed up like this to the award show lol ... 'I'm just too old to hold the knife'.. i am watching you prince |
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scrubdadishes said: Flowerz said: 'I got the butta 4 yo muffin baby!' Prince takes part in the GQ Man Of The ... he just showed up like this to the award show lol ... 'I'm just too old to hold the knife'.. Which award show was that? | |
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estelle81 said: ToraToraDreams said: I think it's the way he says it that's funny, but when Chris Rock interviews him and he's talking about the "Bad" video
That Wesley snipes Character was suppose to be me. Now run that video through your mind That Chris Rock interview was hilarious. I like when he asked MJ, "On the part of the song that says, 'You're butt is mine', you're not saying that to me." I thought Chris Rock's interview was funny, did you see the interaction between Prince and Chris when he accidently called him "Prince"? There was a brief awkward silence .... (he was hoping for a tantrum but got nothing, Prince was cool about it) I think Chris purposely did that . | |
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