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Reply #30 posted 04/13/08 2:13am

viewaskew

laurarichardson said:

viewaskew said:

Yeah remember that one time where he sent Web Sheriff after his fans? That was a laugh riot. Much better than Trading Places & Coming to America.

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WTF are you talking about. Being asked to take down videos is not going after anyone. To this day no one has been sued or taken to court.


No, leaving them alone like any number of other artists who realize that youtube is harmless & even to their benefit would actually be "not going after anyone." And that is if we were only talking about videos, not pictures of Prince, pictures of Prince tattooos, etc..

My god, is there no end to your sad-ass devotion? I'm sure anyone who posted a video that was removed, not to mention most casual observers, would disagree with you. And if they don't, they're just as lost as you are. That's WTF I'm talking about.
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Reply #31 posted 04/13/08 2:14am

Jeffiner

mentalist said:

Under the Cherry Moon is classic Prince humour at its best!

Whatever anyone may think of the quality of the film, can not take away that at the end of the day, it has some funny bits in it.!!!


I also love the faces he pulls all the way through the BATDANCE video.

It's like he was using it as a tool to audition for the Joker should Nicholson pull out!!!

In both Batdance and Partyman, there are many faces that Prince pulls that are exactly like the original joker from the original tv show!!!


UTCM - yes he's VERY funny in that!

He would have been a brilliant Joker!! Perfect for the part

Also, when you think that Prince wrote all (most) of The Time music, and that a lot of Morris's persona was Prince's creation ie a part of himself that we don't often see in public - you realise he must be very funny in private sometimes!
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Reply #32 posted 04/13/08 2:40am

Jeffiner

viewaskew said:[quote]

laurarichardson said:


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WTF are you talking about. Being asked to take down videos is not going after anyone. To this day no one has been sued or taken to court.


No, leaving them alone like any number of other artists who realize that youtube is harmless & even to their benefit would actually be "not going after anyone." And that is if we were only talking about videos, not pictures of Prince, pictures of Prince tattooos, etc..

My god, is there no end to your sad-ass devotion? I'm sure anyone who posted a video that was removed, not to mention most casual observers, would disagree with you. And if they don't, they're just as lost as you are. That's WTF I'm talking about.
[Edited 4/13/08 2:20am]
[Edited 4/13/08 9:21am]
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Reply #33 posted 04/13/08 8:24am

sosgemini

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ill


disbelief @ this thread.
Space for sale...
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Reply #34 posted 04/13/08 9:20am

Jeffiner

sosgemini said:

ill


disbelief @ this thread.


What's wrong with my thread? eek
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Reply #35 posted 04/13/08 9:21am

Jeffiner

Jeffiner said:[quote]

viewaskew said:



No, leaving them alone like any number of other artists who realize that youtube is harmless & even to their benefit would actually be "not going after anyone." And that is if we were only talking about videos, not pictures of Prince, pictures of Prince tattooos, etc..

My god, is there no end to your sad-ass devotion? I'm sure anyone who posted a video that was removed, not to mention most casual observers, would disagree with you. And if they don't, they're just as lost as you are. That's WTF I'm talking about.
[Edited 4/13/08 2:20am]


Is there no end to your hatred?
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Reply #36 posted 04/13/08 10:05am

viewaskew

Jeffiner said:[quote]

Jeffiner said:

viewaskew said:



No, leaving them alone like any number of other artists who realize that youtube is harmless & even to their benefit would actually be "not going after anyone." And that is if we were only talking about videos, not pictures of Prince, pictures of Prince tattooos, etc..

My god, is there no end to your sad-ass devotion? I'm sure anyone who posted a video that was removed, not to mention most casual observers, would disagree with you. And if they don't, they're just as lost as you are. That's WTF I'm talking about.
[Edited 4/13/08 2:20am]


Is there no end to your hatred?


Yeah there is. Not where people like you are concerned, though. Move along.
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Reply #37 posted 04/13/08 12:08pm

Jeffiner

viewaskew said:

Jeffiner said:



Is there no end to your hatred?


Yeah there is. Not where people like you are concerned, though. Move along.


falloff You don't know me, what have I done to deserve your hatred? You'd probably quite like me = honest! confused
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Reply #38 posted 04/13/08 12:36pm

CJanssen

Jeffiner said:

viewaskew said:



Yeah there is. Not where people like you are concerned, though. Move along.


falloff You don't know me, what have I done to deserve your hatred? You'd probably quite like me = honest! confused



Jenn, don't be bothered. I was just thinking that this is a nice thread on a Prince fan site, mentioning an important part of Prince which makes him lovable to his fans.
I don't mind Viewaskew but I wonder why a moderator would make such a comment out of the blue.

Please continue with this nice thread, page one is already filled with funny quotes biggrin

Anyone else have funny quotes?

I would go for the telephone prank he pulled with Jay Leno and Jay got back at Prince disguised as a security guy at the gate.
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Reply #39 posted 04/13/08 12:39pm

lottielooloo19
68

viewaskew said:

Jeffiner said:



Is there no end to your hatred?


Yeah there is. Not where people like you are concerned, though. Move along.


eek thts rather abrupt...miserable fucker needs 2 go watch the muppet show.
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Reply #40 posted 04/13/08 12:40pm

ToraToraDreams

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This always made me laugh.

Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?
Call up Jimmy, he's got a car
And what if a girl answers?
Hang up
Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl
Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl?
Brenda, I know better than anybody
Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her
Yes

Hello, this is Vanity
Is Jimmy home?
Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
Now he's taking out me
Oh, I see
Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night
That's OK, U keep 'em
He won't be needin' 'em 2 night
Oh, what's the matter
Is he going swimming?
Why no, we was gonna go
But he said he did that last night
Well sugar, I know about a great party
Why don't U bring us your car?
So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars
Singles? Is that what U think?
Tramp, I'm datin' your dad
Oh, he died about 7 years back
Now ain't that just 2 bad?
Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready
That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy
That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E
Now he's swallowin' me
Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him
Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat

Hey, that's goin' 2 far
Here, give me the phone
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine
If that don't work, we can duke
U see, the only kinda man that would play with U
Is one that plays with himself
None of my friends could stand the sight of U
Much less the smell
And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money
And buy U a brand new face
Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
And U'd love it cuz U got no taste
And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy
And show him what U look like now
Honey, I'd bet he never come back
Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)
Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star
There's 2 things we can't stand
One's a jive talk man
The other's a jive talk man with no money
Can U dig it?
Click


I think Brenda has the best delivery.
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Reply #41 posted 04/13/08 12:44pm

Imago

Flowerz said:

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he just showed up like this to the award show lol lol

falloff


cringe
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Reply #42 posted 04/13/08 12:44pm

lottielooloo19
68

ToraToraDreams said:

This always made me laugh.

Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?
Call up Jimmy, he's got a car
And what if a girl answers?
Hang up
Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl
Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl?
Brenda, I know better than anybody
Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her
Yes

Hello, this is Vanity
Is Jimmy home?
Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
Now he's taking out me
Oh, I see
Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night
That's OK, U keep 'em
He won't be needin' 'em 2 night
Oh, what's the matter
Is he going swimming?
Why no, we was gonna go
But he said he did that last night
Well sugar, I know about a great party
Why don't U bring us your car?
So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars
Singles? Is that what U think?
Tramp, I'm datin' your dad
Oh, he died about 7 years back
Now ain't that just 2 bad?
Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready
That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy
That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E
Now he's swallowin' me
Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him
Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat

Hey, that's goin' 2 far
Here, give me the phone
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine
If that don't work, we can duke
U see, the only kinda man that would play with U
Is one that plays with himself
None of my friends could stand the sight of U
Much less the smell
And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money
And buy U a brand new face
Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
And U'd love it cuz U got no taste
And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy
And show him what U look like now
Honey, I'd bet he never come back
Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)
Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star
There's 2 things we can't stand
One's a jive talk man
The other's a jive talk man with no money
Can U dig it?
Click


I think Brenda has the best delivery.


lol what's this tora?
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Reply #43 posted 04/13/08 12:48pm

lottielooloo19
68

Jeffiner said:

sosgemini said:

ill


disbelief @ this thread.


What's wrong with my thread? eek


nothing wrong with being a fam! nice positive thread - hold yer head high girl!
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Reply #44 posted 04/13/08 12:48pm

ToraToraDreams

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lottielooloo1968 said:

ToraToraDreams said:

This always made me laugh.

[insert long ass song here]


lol what's this tora?

If a girl answers (don't hang up)
It's a skit/song on the Vanity 6 cd. It's got Vanity, Brenda and Prince in it. Prince is doing the voice of the girl who talks to Vanity and it's too ridiculous. lol
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Reply #45 posted 04/13/08 12:55pm

lottielooloo19
68

ToraToraDreams said:

lottielooloo1968 said:



lol what's this tora?

If a girl answers (don't hang up)
It's a skit/song on the Vanity 6 cd. It's got Vanity, Brenda and Prince in it. Prince is doing the voice of the girl who talks to Vanity and it's too ridiculous. lol


thx! i must check it out sometime biggrin
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Reply #46 posted 04/13/08 1:15pm

mentalist

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CJanssen said:

Jeffiner said:



falloff You don't know me, what have I done to deserve your hatred? You'd probably quite like me = honest! confused



Jenn, don't be bothered. I was just thinking that this is a nice thread on a Prince fan site, mentioning an important part of Prince which makes him lovable to his fans.
I don't mind Viewaskew but I wonder why a moderator would make such a comment out of the blue.

Please continue with this nice thread, page one is already filled with funny quotes biggrin

Anyone else have funny quotes?

I would go for the telephone prank he pulled with Jay Leno and Jay got back at Prince disguised as a security guy at the gate.



There's an excellent part in the '85 MTV interview where he's asked what's the upcoming Under the cherry moon film about?

Prince - kinda trying to evade answering - says in a childlike way "Dontcha like surprises?" - to which there is a deathly silence.

after a while waiting, Prince just pulls a face and says "Hmmm, I guess not!"

Sooo funny! That interviewer was one of the worse I've heard, just reading questions off a clipboard. Absolutely no genuine interest at all!"
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Reply #47 posted 04/13/08 1:42pm

viewaskew

Jeffiner said:

viewaskew said:



Yeah there is. Not where people like you are concerned, though. Move along.


falloff You don't know me, what have I done to deserve your hatred? You'd probably quite like me = honest! confused


You're right. I don't know you. You don't know me. So why are you addressing me? Mind your own business.
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Reply #48 posted 04/13/08 1:43pm

Jeffiner

lottielooloo1968 said:

viewaskew said:



Yeah there is. Not where people like you are concerned, though. Move along.


eek thts rather abrupt...miserable fucker needs 2 go watch the muppet show.



lol
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Reply #49 posted 04/13/08 1:47pm

mentalist

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Jeffiner said:

lottielooloo1968 said:



eek thts rather abrupt...miserable fucker needs 2 go watch the muppet show.



lol


Or overdose on Prozac!!! eek
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Reply #50 posted 04/13/08 1:48pm

Jeffiner

CJanssen said:

Jeffiner said:



falloff You don't know me, what have I done to deserve your hatred? You'd probably quite like me = honest! confused



Jenn, don't be bothered. I was just thinking that this is a nice thread on a Prince fan site, mentioning an important part of Prince which makes him lovable to his fans.
I don't mind Viewaskew but I wonder why a moderator would make such a comment out of the blue.

Please continue with this nice thread, page one is already filled with funny quotes biggrin

Anyone else have funny quotes?

I would go for the telephone prank he pulled with Jay Leno and Jay got back at Prince disguised as a security guy at the gate.



Thanks Carmen hug
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Reply #51 posted 04/13/08 1:51pm

lottielooloo19
68

mentalist said:

Jeffiner said:


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lol


Or overdose on Prozac!!! eek


maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.
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Reply #52 posted 04/13/08 1:57pm

Jeffiner

lottielooloo1968 said:

mentalist said:



Or overdose on Prozac!!!
eek


maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.


falloff
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Reply #53 posted 04/13/08 2:00pm

CJanssen

lottielooloo1968 said:

mentalist said:



Or overdose on Prozac!!! eek


maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.





Oeh yeah baby!
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Reply #54 posted 04/13/08 2:00pm

mentalist

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lottielooloo1968 said:

mentalist said:



Or overdose on Prozac!!! eek


maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.



I know!!!

something needs to help or sort him out!

No matter what the thread subject is, or who's contributing to it, his input is permanently like a lover scorned that is trapped in a loop of hate!

And no matter how much he trys to release his anger and frustration in trying to accept that his relationship with Prince is over -

He just can't let go - can't walk away!!!!!

He's like the Heather Mills of relationships!!!

Some people just don't realise when its time to give up. To let go!

To walk away and stop the permanent embarrassment that they keep bringing on themselves!!!

To move on and stop being some sad stupid fuckwit!!!!


Oh well, C'est la vie!!!!! lol
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Reply #55 posted 04/13/08 2:05pm

CJanssen

mentalist said:

lottielooloo1968 said:



maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.



I know!!!

something needs to help or sort him out!

No matter what the thread subject is, or who's contributing to it, his input is permanently like a lover scorned that is trapped in a loop of hate!

And no matter how much he trys to release his anger and frustration in trying to accept that his relationship with Prince is over -

He just can't let go - can't walk away!!!!!

He's like the Heather Mills of relationships!!!

Some people just don't realise when its time to give up. To let go!

To walk away and stop the permanent embarrassment that they keep bringing on themselves!!!

To move on and stop being some sad stupid fuckwit!!!!


Oh well, C'est la vie!!!!! lol


but Heather Mills was smart and got very rich, didn't she? lol
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Reply #56 posted 04/13/08 2:09pm

lottielooloo19
68

mentalist said:

lottielooloo1968 said:



maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.



I know!!!

something needs to help or sort him out!

No matter what the thread subject is, or who's contributing to it, his input is permanently like a lover scorned that is trapped in a loop of hate!

And no matter how much he trys to release his anger and frustration in trying to accept that his relationship with Prince is over -

He just can't let go - can't walk away!!!!!

He's like the Heather Mills of relationships!!!

Some people just don't realise when its time to give up. To let go!

To walk away and stop the permanent embarrassment that they keep bringing on themselves!!!

To move on and stop being some sad stupid fuckwit!!!!


Oh well, C'est la vie!!!!! lol



shake agreed, no dignity...
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Reply #57 posted 04/13/08 2:11pm

lottielooloo19
68

CJanssen said:

lottielooloo1968 said:



maybe should go & upload some prince 2 utube 2 ease some fuckstration.





Oeh yeah baby!


lol
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Reply #58 posted 04/13/08 2:17pm

mentalist

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CJanssen said:

mentalist said:




I know!!!

something needs to help or sort him out!

No matter what the thread subject is, or who's contributing to it, his input is permanently like a lover scorned that is trapped in a loop of hate!

And no matter how much he trys to release his anger and frustration in trying to accept that his relationship with Prince is over -

He just can't let go - can't walk away!!!!!

He's like the Heather Mills of relationships!!!

Some people just don't realise when its time to give up. To let go!

To walk away and stop the permanent embarrassment that they keep bringing on themselves!!!

To move on and stop being some sad stupid fuckwit!!!!


Oh well, C'est la vie!!!!! lol


but Heather Mills was smart and got very rich, didn't she? lol



No!!! Rich to us but not to what she was expecting!!!!

She got 24 million out of an estimated 840 million value of Paul McCartney. Hardly half now is it?

Also she did it such a way that she has lost all public respect and dignity, and her credibility as this charitible humanitarian has been smashed to pieces.

Not clever at all! Maybe the initial plan was a clever one - bt she screwed up big time!!!!!
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Reply #59 posted 04/13/08 3:11pm

Jeffiner

lottielooloo1968 said:

CJanssen said:






Oeh yeah baby!


lol



falloff falloff

BRILLIANT! highfive clapping hug
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