The Prince kiss scenes in Purple Rain where he basically turns Apolonia's face into this:











Or the MTV MJ/Lisa Marrie kiss that 'shocked' the world.











I say the MJ kiss was far creepier. It took place just after he paid that boy he was accused of molesting those millions to keep quiet.

At least Prince's kiss was a man just trying to prove his machismo--albeit, failing miserably--I mean the bitch was wearing a blouse for fucks sake.

Prince kissing Apollonia. I saw that and was like "WTF? I thought he was a ldies man, and he can't even kiss a chick!"

Even though I love Michael Jackson and have been a fan for many years, I didn't really like the kiss. I mean I'm not really used to seeing him kiss anyone and then Lisa Marie? Uh no. Just didn't sit well with me. But she's a hell of a lot better than Debbie was.

On the flipside, I liked the way Prince was kissing in Purple Rain. It seemed to suit him, the tough, rougish way of kissing. Prince doesn't seem like the type to timidly peck at someone. When he kisses you, he kisses you!

guarinigirl2000 said:

Honey those weren't kisses.

Those were oral examinations.

An oral exam.

*Pops a Tic Tac*
*Kicks Apollonia out the way*
*Tilts Princey back*


(Y'all get the picture.)

Both.

Although at least it looks like MJ knows you're supposed to OPEN your mouth when you kiss someone.

said:

*spits out gum*
*pushes guarinigirl2000 out of the way*
*tilts Prince back*

He's MINE

both are excruciatingly painful to watch for me.

but mj and lisa marie was creepier by a centimeter or so.

i guess at least oral examinations are good for you.

So, your asking who rapes women's mouths better:

Prince or MJ.

Prince, but only because he did it on numerous occassions.

This is:

Out of the harrowing remains of the joke thread and you come with this?

Way to get back on that horse.

theodore said:

like omg...

Protege said:

@ this thread

1999dontyouwannago said:

*spits out mouthwash*
*takes crack pipe away from 1999dontyouwannago*
*posts reply on prince.org*



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foxyflawedhands said:

it's so very

foxyflawedhands said:

oh lawd

theodore said:

No stealin my pipe!!!

theodore said:

God, how I wish that had sound to it.

What's sad is that such a horrific comparison really does deserve to be made in the first place.

I mean, for someone who's made a career of pimping himself off as a sex god, Prince's sloppy fucktard fish-kissing in both Purple Rain & Cherry Moon was far more disturbing and image-shattering than the performing chimp pedophile slipping the Kings sprog the tongue...



Seriously, P's spazed-out Rainman slobbering was like watching some pent-up ADD 'tardo licking an ice-cream - very disturbing



The award for super retard spazo kiss goes to Prince

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FlamingRaindrop said:

This is the funniest post I've ever read



Om my gawd, I'm in pain.

estelle81 said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...9thPLX5rus

theodore said:

That was even better than what I had expected. Thanks!

estelle81 said:

His rap is uplifting
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theodore said:

estelle81 said:

theodore said:

that was too much

but whatever

Protege said:

YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE BITCH

I love Prince and all, but he really needs to be taught how to kiss!

DANGEROUSx said:

no he dont