Post randomly generated SPAM email that you've received that might make a good Prince lyric in a song (whether during his nasty period or present incarnation), or something he might answer a question to in an interview.....

Here's a nice one...Im not even sure what they wanted from me
(I think this would have been great as a song lyric in The Rainbow Children)





Dear Mr stinkypu (that's my email nick name )

THOR on mt. did not request Full disclosure of notice Emily stated twice.

I am writing you concerning a manner about a now deceased individual who owned large shares of stock in an oil company here in Nigeria.

Your discretion is requested, and please contact xx-xx-xxxx-xxxxx at your earliest convienience to further this transaction.

Twice as big, quickly for hours. Guaranteed.

:Chow:

k so i checked my spam box and there was nothing really amazing in there. i did get this though:

You could restore your hair and your love life in as little as 4 weeks.

oh and prince's new single should be called "Stop Working So Hard For So Little 15,000 Companies All Across America, And All Across the World Need Your Services"

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That's clearly an "opposite of NATO is OTAN" type of song.

@ the above posting

Who's Looking for You?

Crush? Classmate? Buddy? Neighbor? Family?

that there has the potential to be lyrics from a song i'd puke every time i heard.

Ok, you guys. This is not an email, it's a conversation I ran into when I was going to get some juice and there were these friends of my brother's wife.

JESUS' DNA

theodore said:

so very prince-esque:
Aryan race so long supposed to be the source of and writes
out that she'd like to marry him after the fortune of the
gallant davis footnote: jefferson poirot said, you put this
a little curiously. Tree, and became agent for the remaining
lands, got his friends to give him impossible alibis. I,
a known and zealous friend of the wise and struggled with
the passionate love of peace ruling commissioners through
mutual friends. He virtually nation and those who wished
the senecas removed orders of the indians. In any case,
of course, herself as miss ogilvie, a formality which was
he too shall not govern himself? When the white a struggle
with the prejudices of all the family, that seemed to split
my eardrums. I was thoroughly.

i tried to make sense of it. i really did. that's why i think it would be a great interview answer. cuz i try to make sense of those too. i really do...

Protege said:

JESSICA ALBA

i'd really like to see this song on prince's new album:
"He came blew for their return homeward, sidi ali ghaiath when this patarbemis
came and summoned amasis"

Protege said:

GORILLAS

theodore said:

bitch please! it's gonna be a great song. look at some of the lyrics:
What struck
us all the mothers acted on it in their day, and will give
the voice of reason seemed to be silent in the not you?

Protege said:

theodore said:

Our guide knocked, and from
acute and ready sympathy yes, i remember.

this thread has actually made me laugh at spam email. i don't recall doing that since i got one that said something about "the catalyst of men breasts"

Protege said:

That is sooooo Bjork.

Imago said:

omg it is

"Fantastic as this
idea, he said, waving the polisher threateningly."

Protege said:

INTENSE!!! (actually, Intense sounds like a Michael Jackson album title )

Imago said:

it does

and this reminds me of when i was like, six, and i used to try and write these long ass sentences because i got the idea somewhere that if i wrote a two page long sentence everyone would be really really impressed:

It was barney could only guess, but he was morally certain and consistent causes of the outward abnormal be made impregnable with very little expense it his way with hands and feet and occasionally striking lettice, white endive and charvel all finely pick't for themselves of this dingy freedom was no concern the hills where the professor had heard that there steps ending in a door.

something for prince to consider for the inside of his next album booklet

absolutely brilliant!

Protege said:

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Imago said:

Protege said:

I this thread.

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"Learn Massage Therapy Where & When It's Convenient 4 U!"
"Experience 4 Beautiful Nights in Cancun - free!"
"Have U ever Thought of Becoming a Police officer?"
"Naughty or Nice? Browse Singles in Ur Area."
"Get a REAL MasterCard!....Right Away."
"Colon Cleanse: Flush Up to 20 Excess Pounds out of Ur Body!"
"I Want 2 Buy Ur House."
"What Makes U Feel Sexy?"
"Find Ur SoulMate 2Day!"
"Sexually-Explicit Alert: Single Girls"
"Hookup With Local Girls: Fun Pics"
"Cheating Housewives: Bored Housewives Looking 4 FUN!"
"Sex Search: Wanna Find Some1 2Night?"
"Colon Cleanse: Flush Ur System, Flatten Ur Stomach"
"Dove Beauty Products: Sample Pack Enclosed"
"Hot Girl Cams"
"Asbestos Alert! U May Be Entitled 2 Million$"
"Learn 2 Make Money Using Google"
"Weightloss Breakthrough: Turn Up the Metabolic Heat!"
"Levi Strauss Jeans Voucher: Limited to 1 Per Household"
"Get a Free iPod Nano!"
"Alert- New Maybelline Cosmetic Samples Available!"
"Help Wanted: Get Paid 2 Stay in Luxury Hotels!" (Yeah, wish! )
"Try New Gourmet Folgers Coffee Samples!"
"Get 12 Cases of Pepsi Free!"
"View Hot Single Christian Photos"
"Get YOUR Starbucks Coffee!"
"Rachel Ray's Best Recipes!"
"Well Done! Your Complimentary $500 JCPenney Card!"
"LG Washer & Dryer"
"Some1 Wants 2 Meet YOU!"
"Loose Up to 30 Pounds in 30 Days - Featured on Oprah!"
"Detoxify Ur Body 4 the Best Weight Loss"
"Retire & Invest in Costa Rica."
"Have U Considered Plastic Surgery?"
"Don't Let Ur Loved 1 Be Mistreated @ Nursing Homes"
"Millions of Americans Suffer w/Lung Cancer"
"Need Fast Cash? Sell Ur Old Un-worn Jewelry 4 Top Dollar"
"The Power of Green Tea Xtreme"
"Need Help Finding Ur Favorite Scriptures?"
"Reunion: People R Looking 4 U"
"Get Laid 2Night!"
"This is Why U're Fat"
"1 Year Supply of Baby Diapers"
"U could Be a SWAT officer!"
"Hip Implant Recall."
"Daters Wanted: Women Age 24-54"
Something about Hepatitis in Nevada.
"R U Bankrupt?"
"Marry Some1 Wealthy: Live a Rich Life"
"Get 10 Ringtones Instantly"
"Hey!!! Wanna See My Pics?"
"Live the American Dream"
"Have U Had Hernia Surgery?"
Various ads for Culinary Arts, Fashion Design, Satellite Dish & Medicines
"Be Ur Own Boss."

Why do they send me this SH1T anywayz?

Imago said:

go on laugh u imago thing u lol it all makes perfect sense to me

royalshyness said:

Protege said:

theodore said:

if it makes sense to you, please reduce my spam box amount by just 1/3. i'd really appreciate it. thanks