Here a three...make your own story

1
Prince: Oh God, another question about our sex life...
Mayte: *giggle* Go ahead, tell them, honey!

2
Prince: Well...I just touch her breast like this...I always get so embarrassed!
Mayte: *giggle*

3
Prince: Then I just fondle her nipples as if I'm milking a cow, like so... And then, well, you know the rest...
Mayte: *giggle*

thescandalouslife said:

lol

:LOL::LOL:

1- Oh lord...I actually agreed to have her speak.

2- Damn I wanna cover her mouth...now what? I'm in front of millions...gotta keep up my loving hubbie image.

3- Shit, I know...I'm gonna deliver one of my cryptic messages. Placing one finger upon the other, I see the path of enlightenment - is it better to give or to receive?

i see i've started a trend...

here goes:

1st--prince: "this is my impersonation of bill cosby..."
mayte: "gee, my face hurts."

2nd--prince: "oh man, now i gotta do somethin else..."
mayte: "gee, my face hurts."

3rd--p: "behold, the invisible string!"
m: "gee, my--will somebody just kick me now?!"

I just only have one comment okay maybe two, first they made such a beautiful couple and for whatever the reason they broke up she should have tried to work it out because only a fool would leave Prince for Tommy Lee. I'm still on that one.

I do agree with nitab about a beautiful couple... everything seemed to match up real nice.

http://members.surfeu.fi/...OPRAH2.JPG Mayte: Prince, I came up short with yo money daddy.
http://members.surfeu.fi/...OPRAH7.JPG Prince: Bitch!!! I told you my name is..., now catch this pimp-slap!
http://members.surfeu.fi/...OPRAH9.JPG Prince: Get yo ass back on the block!

thescandalouslife said:

That was then look at the pictures of her with Tommy Lee. She's a whole Different Mayte.

thescandalouslife said:

P Aah why did I marry a spanish trollop? Vegan Fry up between her teeth!
M HiHi

P Hmmm what's the spanish word again for flossing
M HiHi

P How about my Nu Powa Sign Language
M HiHi

PlastikLuvAffair said:

ROFL! :LOL:

Chico319 said:

1. Prince to Mayte: I don't have lice. Do you?
2. (Prince checks his hair and laughs). Nope.
3. You do. That's it. I want a divorce.