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Thread started 10/29/02 7:13am

Tom

Lets make Prince songs even more explicit ;-)

Lets see how many Prince song titles and lyrics we can rewrite to become even more raunchy. Here's a few to get it started.

- How Come U Won't Fuck Me Anymore?

- 17 Lays

- We Gets Hard

- In This Bed Eye Cream

- Baby Blows

- Old Hoes 4 Sale

im stuck, i cant think if anymore...
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Reply #1 posted 10/29/02 7:29am

Natasha

In The Ass , Horny Bitch , Cocksucker Blues In C , I Love U In Me , The Days Of Dick , Lesbian Lover , How Come U Don't Screw Me Anymore? , Balls and Girls , AnotherpussyholeinyoAss , Tities and Cream , Dicks And Pussies , Old Bitches For Sale , Nasty Fuck , Blowjob , Dirty Pussy , Cuntroversy, Lemon Piss., We Get Down, Slow Fuck, Got A Broken Hymen Again, I Love U But I Don't Want To Fuck You Anymore, MutherfuckingQuake, When 2 R In Fuck, Cindy Cunt, BoB Gay, 2 Mutherfuckers United, I Wish U Pussy, Assastesia, Purple Piss, When Doves Shit. That's All 4 now I think .
[This message was edited Tue Oct 29 7:36:35 PST 2002 by Natasha]
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Reply #2 posted 10/29/02 7:44am

purpleone

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okay, i'll give it a shot. how about..

- tit ('it')
- forever on my wife ('forever in my life')
- we can fuck ('we can funk')
- strap this & fuck me ('starfish & coffee')
- teeth in my nipple ('thieves in the temple')
- strap on ('dance on')
- i fondle u ('i wonder u')
- girls & toys ('girls & boys')
- anotherlovers'soilinyobed ('anotherloverholenyohead')

man, i'm getting good at this..

- sometimes she blows in april ('sometimes it snows in april')
- take me, would u? ('take me with u)
- private toy ('private joy')
- why you wanna eat me like that? ('why you wanna treat me so bad')

okay, this was fun. i'm outta here.
don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine
purple music does the same to my brain
i'm high, so high
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Reply #3 posted 10/29/02 7:47am

FunkyStrange

LOL man

It sounds like Natasha already knows her versions of the songs by heart.. this aint nothing new for her..
she always sings em that way LOL
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Reply #4 posted 10/29/02 7:50am

Natasha

You're getting too good at this? I feel like Luke from 2 Live Crew.
[This message was edited Tue Oct 29 7:54:50 PST 2002 by Natasha]
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Reply #5 posted 10/29/02 9:03am

purpleone

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Natasha said:

You're getting too good at this? I feel like Luke from 2 Live Crew.
[This message was edited Tue Oct 29 7:54:50 PST 2002 by Natasha]

ughum, thank you.
don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine
purple music does the same to my brain
i'm high, so high
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Reply #6 posted 10/29/02 9:07am

IstenSzek

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?
[This message was edited Sun Mar 2 9:50:07 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #7 posted 10/29/02 9:14am

Supernova

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Nat, you're a bit touched. No, plenty TOUCHED. omg
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #8 posted 10/29/02 11:26am

Thecherryloon

Natasha said:

In The Ass , Horny Bitch , Cocksucker Blues In C , I Love U In Me , The Days Of Dick , Lesbian Lover , How Come U Don't Screw Me Anymore? , Balls and Girls , AnotherpussyholeinyoAss , Tities and Cream , Dicks And Pussies , Old Bitches For Sale , Nasty Fuck , Blowjob , Dirty Pussy , Cuntroversy, Lemon Piss., We Get Down, Slow Fuck, Got A Broken Hymen Again, I Love U But I Don't Want To Fuck You Anymore, MutherfuckingQuake, When 2 R In Fuck, Cindy Cunt, BoB Gay, 2 Mutherfuckers United, I Wish U Pussy, Assastesia, Purple Piss, When Doves Shit. That's All 4 now I think .
[This message was edited Tue Oct 29 7:36:35 PST 2002 by Natasha]


I like a gal with a filthy mouth!

'Got A Broken Hymen Again' is pure genius. Nice one Natasha!.


lol
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Reply #9 posted 10/29/02 3:55pm

servantsofpuas

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purpleone said:

okay, i'll give it a shot. how about..

- tit ('it')
- forever on my wife ('forever in my life')
- we can fuck ('we can funk')
- strap this & fuck me ('starfish & coffee')
- teeth in my nipple ('thieves in the temple')
- strap on ('dance on')
- i fondle u ('i wonder u')
- girls & toys ('girls & boys')
- anotherlovers'soilinyobed ('anotherloverholenyohead')

man, i'm getting good at this..

- sometimes she blows in april ('sometimes it snows in april')
- take me, would u? ('take me with u)
- private toy ('private joy')
- why you wanna eat me like that? ('why you wanna treat me so bad')

okay, this was fun. i'm outta here.


that is funny!

My attemps get stuck at The crotch
and the anthem against bum love: ay no! (eye no)
I feel pretty, that's enough
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Reply #10 posted 10/29/02 6:52pm

Insatiable7

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LOL!! U guys r good at this!
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
.>hello operator, can you give me number 9? can i see you later? can you give me back my dime?<.
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Reply #11 posted 10/29/02 7:36pm

Natasha

Here's some more. She's Always In My Pants, The Thighs Of Orion, Gold Showers, Darling Dickie, Feel You Up In You're Ass, Doin' It In The Kitchen, Dorothy Parker Was A Whore, Hot Wit U in the Backseat of my Car, Baby I'm a Cocksucker, I Would Drop Dead 4 U, Wasted CumShots, My Love Is Hard, Elephants and Farts, Jerking Off In Repetition, Still Will Stand All Shit, New Pussy Generation, Somebodies Fucking up My Temple, Face Down in your Crotch, Somebodies,Somebody Or the Neighbor will do, Loose {the Bowel Movement mix}. That's all right now.
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Reply #12 posted 10/30/02 2:10am

Joshy84au

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Jizz In The eye Hate's U
Shhhit
Fartyman
Do Me In The Ass,Baby
Sex In The Summer In The Digital Garden
Piss
U're Gonna C Me Cum
Avalanche Of Jizz
Gays O' Wild
1969
Sex Slave
Do Your Table Dance
My Name Is Fart...(my name is bart)
U Got The Spooff (in your eye )
Sexy Lap Dancer
Greatest Dildo Ever Sold By The Sex Shop Down The Street
Da Bang In The Ass
Sexy Brutha Fucka (Gays O' Wild mix)
Le Behind
Lemon Crushed Between Your Ass Cheeks
The Question Of Poo
Love 2 The 69
Tick Tick BANG! U In The Ass
The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker the whore (*Dorothy was a hoe-bag...on the promenade...I ORDERED...'yeah give me a blow job right now i just wanna drop my load on your face'...Dorothy blew...bbbrrring! the fone rang...she sed 'whoever's calling can't be a huge as U'*)
D.M.S.R. (Dungeon.Masturbation.Sex.Ream-me.)
Loose! Your Cherry Cherry In MPLS U Sexy Mutha Fucka


ok,i think i',m done 4 now horny
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Song of the Day: Prince *Acknowledge Me*
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Reply #13 posted 10/30/02 2:19am

DavidEye

I remember back in 1984,a classmate of mine attempted to write an even raunchier version of "Erotic City" (as if that's possible...lol).This is one line she wrote...

"We can fuck until the dawn,making love until you cum" smile
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Reply #14 posted 10/30/02 2:27am

Novabreaker

I've never quite understood why everybody's saying "Erotic City"s so explicit? What about the whole thing with "Horny Toad" and "I wanna whip you til you bleed"?
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