A little known Prince project was the abandoned "Cheese Experience" album. Inspired by the work of famous Jazz and Blue cheese singer, Mozzarella Fitzgerald and Feta James, Prince recorded it over several years, but it was finally shelved when he stopped eating meat and other animal produce soon after he changed his name.

Here's the tracklisting:

1. Cheese Always In My Hair
2. Horny Mascarpone
3. Edam U
4. I Roquefort, There4 I Am
5. Computer Danish-Blue
6. Brie Can Funk
7. Monterey Jack Bitch
8. I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Parmesan
9. Ricotta Stop (Messin' About)
10.Stilton Stand All Time

LOL Boris Mozzarella Fitzgerald and Feta James ... actually, the more I think about it, the scarier you become

Have you been watching the Flying Circus?

LittlePill said:

No... I live in one.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese anyone?

I like that . That's Cute...

U 4got '4 chedder in my life'

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now this is more like it ,... genuinely funny... more posts like this please

I remember seeing a bootleg floating around called The Cheese Experience II a few years ago. Can't recall the exact tracklist, but it did include:

Work that feta
Baby Baby Baby-bell
Cream (cheese Mix)

Oh thank God. I thought this would be a post putting down the Gold Experience. Nice to see some good clean fun here for a change.

What about Leicester Go Crazy ?

gouda man (good man)

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