Prince is pure soul food 4 sale.

I'll have a go:


I guess I should have known,
by the way you parked your car sideways,
that you couldn't drive.

rave777 said:

Think about "Musicology"....

(U) Heard about Tom Cruise, and his wife Katie,
"Supposeivly" they had a daughter, and her name (Suri) Suri.
Jumping on couches, wasting Oprah's time,
He joined this group ya'll, I think he lost his mind.
Is he toxicated, well that's the way that I see,
Recruiting people all around, but not me...ooh
U can call it what U want, I just call it how I see,
It's just another stupid ass cult.....Sciencetology!

Think about "Musicology"....

(U) Heard about Tom Cruise, and his wife Katie,
"Supposeivly" they had a daughter, and her name (Suri) Suri.
Jumping on couches, wasting Oprah's time,
He joined this group ya'll, I think he lost his mind.
Is he toxicated, well that's the way that I see,
Recruiting people all around, but not me...ooh
U can call it what U want, I just call it how I see,
It's just another stupid ass cult.....Sciencetology!

ltd022002 said:

Wow... that was really good!

Irresistable Batch! (of cookies)

i love the way you bake

Irresisable Batch!

i love you more than cake

Irresistable Batch!

i really dig the nuts on top

aint it a shame .. (mama) oh how i wish could resist ..

(hurt me calories! hurt me)


ho, ho, ho, hoooo .. ... ho, ho, ho, hoooo ...

Flowerz said:

That was a good one ..Cute

(tune "Why U Wanna Treat Me So Bad")

There's a talk around the net
That U really don't give a damn,
U're trying 2 shut us down
But we're doing the best we can.
We show U all our love
And we don't do it 4 money,
Tell us Princey...."Ain't that enough?"
What more do U want us 2 do?

(We) Promote your music 24/7
We're doing more than your P.R.'s can,
We stayed by U thru your struggles
We paid your bills, We bought your house,
What the hell do U want from us man?

(Chorus)
Why u wanna sue us so bad?
Don't U know we love U?
How can U do this 2 us,
Your die-hard fans.
Why U wanna sue us so bad?
Don't cha know we love U?

(verse 2)
U know we try so hard
2 keep it going on,
We go 2 all your shows,
We even bought "Get Wild" cologne.
If U disliked Warner Brothers
Then why U wanna sue us so bad?
We even bought Planet Earth
We even said it was the best U ever had.

We'll be with U til the day 4-ever
Cause we gave U all that we can,
Do "U" believe in LoveSexy?
Maybe it's something that "U" can't comprehend.

(Chorus)
Why U wanna sue us so bad?
Don't U know we love U?
How can U do this 2 us,
Your die-hard fans.
Why U wanna sue us so bad?
Don't cha know we love U?

(guitar solo by Gav, keyboards played by Ben)
[Edited 2/19/08 9:54am]

(tune "Why U Wanna Treat Me So Bad")

There's a talk around the net
That U really don't give a damn,
U're trying 2 shut us down
But we're doing the best we can.
We show U all our love
And we don't do it 4 money,
Tell us Princey...."Ain't that enough?"
What more do U want us 2 do?

(We) Promote your music 24/7
We're doing more than your P.R.'s can,
We stayed by U thru your struggles
We paid your bills, We bought your house,
What the hell do U want from us man?

(Chorus)
Why u wanna sue us so bad?
Don't U know we love U?
How can U do this 2 us,
Your die-hard fans.
Why U wanna sue us so bad?
Don't cha know we love U?

(verse 2)
U know we try so hard
2 keep it going on,
We go 2 all your shows,
We even bought "Get Wild" cologne.
If U disliked Warner Brothers
Then why U wanna sue us so bad?
We even bought Planet Earth
We even said it was the best U ever had.

We'll be with U til the day 4-ever
Cause we gave U all that we can,
Do "U" believe in LoveSexy?
Maybe it's something that "U" can't comprehend.

(Chorus)
Why U wanna sue us so bad?
Don't U know we love U?
How can U do this 2 us,
Your die-hard fans.
Why U wanna sue us so bad?
Don't cha know we love U?

(guitar solo by Gav, keyboards played by Ben)
[Edited 2/19/08 9:54am]

Think about "Musicology"....

(U) Heard about Tom Cruise, and his wife Katie,
"Supposeivly" they had a daughter, and her name (Suri) Suri.
Jumping on couches, wasting Oprah's time,
He joined this group ya'll, I think he lost his mind.
Is he toxicated, well that's the way that I see,
Recruiting people all around, but not me...ooh
U can call it what U want, I just call it how I see,
It's just another stupid ass cult.....Sciencetology!

There is a Park that is known 4 the gays it attracts
Colourful he she's with big moustache hair & tight slacks
The smile on their faces speaks that they probably just got a piece
Ask where their going, they'll tell U nowhere-Where just off 2 buy more lube grease 4 Gaysly Park

this totally isnt alternative but i found a misheard lyric for purple rain
"Honey I know I know I know God I'm such an egghead"
how the hell can someone hear that...
but still funny

emilystrange123 said:

wait.. how bout'this .. in same song.. misheard lyric (someone else wrote this)

'i never wanted to be your, we cant, lover' .. i know that makes no sense, but that was what was typed lol