found this on Michael Jackson fansite...it's just 4 laughs.

FROM SOUL GLO MAGAZINE :REPORTER TANYA LOCO

We are here with prince today to talk about his latest album 3121.

Reporter , "What was it like being in the studio again?...recording new songs?."

Prince, "Baby it was the shiznit.I wrote alot of songs but finally came up with the final track listing...and i mean came."

Reporter ,"Who were the music artists in your lifetime that inspired you to create your music?."

Prince,"There are alot of them baby.One would have to be jackie wilson.James brown of course.Marvin Gaye.All the cool people baby".

Reporter, "It's funny you mentioned these artists because your rival Michael Jackson was also inspired by these artists.Including Smokie robinson and alot of other motown singer and song writers."

Prince ,"Motown to me was like an all you can eat buffet for the Klumps.All good all the time".

Reporter ,"Let's talk about some of your tracks on your latest cd 3121"

Prince ,"Whatever you want to talk about is fine by me baby.Why don't you come a little closer and sit next to me?."

Reporter ,"Umm no that' alright.I am fine where i am".

Prince ,"You sure is fine baby.That's for sho"

Reporter, "The song satisfied....what made you write a song like that?"

Prince ,"Baby if you sit a little closer i will show you".

Reporter ,"No thank you.....umm let's move on".

Prince ,"Ok baby chill.No need to get all nervous."

Reporter ," Did you ever think about doing a duet with Michael Jackson?"

Prince ,"Mike doesn't need my help with anything.What people don't know is i am a fan of his music.His songs like black and tight...and the way you make my meals....all is good baby...all good."

Reporter ,"You mean black and white and the way you make me feel".

Prince ,"How do i make you feel baby?....come and sit on my lap and tell me all your worries.We can go riding on my motorbike by old man johnsons farm.And listen to the thunder and the horses."

Reporter ," I don't think so.Your making me feel very uncomfortable."

Prince ,"Listen Mike has a new album coming out.And his thriller 25th anniversary cd should be off the hook.I see him stylin in that fashion magazine.He looks good.But damn girl he needs to get some jerrie curls put in that hair."

Reporter ,"So you follow what his up to in the media etc?"

Prince ,"I don't follow him all the time.Just when his in Vegas and in Dubai...and shopping in L.A. and when his riding in his car.Or eating dinner at his house or sleeping at night in bed.Those damn vines near his bedroom window got my thighs chaffing real bad.So no i don't really take any notice of what his doing."

Reporter ,"You know his working with some talented people?"

Princes ,"Yes i know...wee i am and knee ho . And some wierd brother called "a corn".Come to think of it...i wouldn't mind some corn right now and some ribs with hot sauce."

Reporter ,"Ok i think that's all the info we need right now."

Prince ,"Your not going already are you baby?....let me show you while they call me the purple one.I want to pour some gravy all over you and sop it up with some corn bread."

Reporter ,"omg i don't think so".

Prince ," Come on now girl.You want to know what inspired me to write the track "black sweat"?"

Reporter ,"No no no...i am leaving...i can let myself out.No need for you to show me the way."

Prince, Baby i will show you...guide you....whatever you want me to do.Let me light some incense and candles and we can ride the wave of love together.There is no particular sign i'm more compatible with baby.We can even listen to some of Mikes songs....billie's mean...remember what's mine...feed it.You know all the classics....dancing on the ceiling...no wait a minute that's by Nicole ritchie.....whatever you want to listen to baby....come back."

Meanwhile the reporter has jumped into her car and fled to the nearest shower to wash all of what just happened away.

Prince ,Damn it...another one runs away.What am doing wrong?.Oh well i know one person that never says no to me.He picks up his mobile...dials a number...then waits..."hello?....rasputia...is that you girl?.....what's cracka lackin?."

Wow, that doesn't even resemble humor.

'Alot' = advance ignorance warning

stupid ass bullshit !

Well, it made me chuckle.

i had to stop reading that... "Prince" said "baby" one too many times...

Okay, I confess, the stalking MJ part actually made me laugh. Beside that it was dumb.
It woulda helped if Prince actually spoke like himself.

raveun2thejoyfantastic said:

There are plenty of fake interviews on the net, most of if you ask me. Unless you actually see the person while they're talking.