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KidaDynamite said: darrenj said: Tamborine
Solo Just My Imagination space International Lover Vajayjay Junction Pheramone Little red corvette feel U Up Head Ok I have some good dirty songs for my playlist. I also have another playlist of nice baby making songs. Depending on my wife’s mood I can play one or the other. You have just assisted me in saving our relationship. When she goes back to work she can look at all the other fella’s and say to herself… you idiots could’t pull off what my husband (Darrenj) just done for me on holiday. Hence decreasing the chance that she may run off with one of them!! So, much thanks to Prince.org. And Prince for recording the songs. DARRENJ = A SEX GOD QUEST COMPLETE 
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darrenj said: KidaDynamite said:
I still cant fucking breath!!!! It seems like it fits the occasion! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Absolutley!!
You are great!! | |
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darrenj said: Absolutley!!
You are great!! Thanks!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I was expecting some smart arse KidaDynamite comment!!
That took me by surprise! Very, Very funny. | |
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start with Kamasutra.
pass through Madhouse. still up? start to let him sing. have fun. | |
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darrenj said: I was expecting some smart arse KidaDynamite comment!!
That took me by surprise! Very, Very funny. twat! 
dude,i so love saying that now!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I can't believe no one's mentioned "Let's Pretend We're Married"!
I love listening to "Annestasia" during that *moment* as well. |
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moderatordarrenj said: Prince’s Most Sexually TASTELESS song’s !!!!!
I would like a dirty playlist to play to my date. (As many as possible) I’ve just taken her out for dinner, but she didn’t want any food coz she’s a NYPHOMANIAC. She doesn’t care for talking , SHE just wants SEX !!!!! She wants to skip COFFEE and head straight 4 the bedroom with the MIRROR on the ceiling. Women, DON’T B SHY this wont hurt a bit. Make these songs DIRTY !!!! Men don’t HOLD BACK!!!! LETITGO!!!! I would like to put these on a CD-R for MYSELF. Thanks for your help! 
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Scandolous Sex Suite | |
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How about "freak of the week"  | |
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I dunno...Bambi. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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erotic city - 12" version
sexy mf - says it all good luck. | |
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langebleu said: 'Tamborine', 'Solo' and 'Just My Imagination'
. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Darling Nikki. | |
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darrenj said:
I’ve just taken her out for dinner, but she didn’t want any food coz she’s a NYPHOMANIAC. She doesn’t care for talking , SHE just wants SEX !!!!! She wants to skip COFFEE and head straight 4 the bedroom with the MIRROR on the ceiling. She sounds just like me. I've slept with motherfuckers that I don't even know their name. They will just tell you a fake name anyway so I tell them that the only name I'm interested in is "Harry" and "Dick".
Anyway, here are the two ultimate songs: Head Jack U Off Andy is a four letter word. | |
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how in gods name is 'come' not on the list.
and ripopgodazippa needs to be on there. Wouldn't you love to love me? | |
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do me baby "We've never been able to pull off a funk number"
"That's becuase we're soulless auttomatons" | |
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vainandy said: darrenj said:
I’ve just taken her out for dinner, but she didn’t want any food coz she’s a NYPHOMANIAC. She doesn’t care for talking , SHE just wants SEX !!!!! She wants to skip COFFEE and head straight 4 the bedroom with the MIRROR on the ceiling. She sounds just like me. I've slept with motherfuckers that I don't even know their name. They will just tell you a fake name anyway so I tell them that the only name I'm interested in is "Harry" and "Dick".
Anyway, here are the two ultimate songs: Head Jack U Off It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Only one song required...."Let's Pretend We're Married"  "Fella's would u look at that tail............... would u eva....."
.....I don't do this because i have a choice.........it was pre-determined b4 my birth......... | |
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Illustrator said: darrenj said: Prince’s Most Sexually TASTELESS song’s !!!!!
I would like a dirty playlist to play to my date. (As many as possible) I’ve just taken her out for dinner, but she didn’t want any food coz she’s a NYPHOMANIAC. She doesn’t care for talking , SHE just wants SEX !!!!! She wants to skip COFFEE and head straight 4 the bedroom with the MIRROR on the ceiling. Women, DON’T B SHY this wont hurt a bit. Make these songs DIRTY !!!! Men don’t HOLD BACK!!!! LETITGO!!!! I would like to put these on a CD-R for MYSELF. Thanks for your help! Y'know, if she's that much of a whore, then it really doesn't matter what kind of music is playing in the background. If I were you, I'd concentrate on using this rare opportunity to finally act out your deepest, darkest, most perverted fantasies wit' da ho'. Y'know.... the kind of fantasies that are fueled by that stash of porn that you keep extra-private because you're hoping that no one ever discovers. The kind of porn that is so deviantly vile that, in case of your pre-mature demise, the only thing that you bestow upon your loved ones is an open mind. Because should they find this private stash of yours, boy, are they ever gonna need it. |
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Gett Off
Come Darling Nikki Tell Me How U Wanna Be Done Melt With U Had U | |
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Illustrator said: darrenj said: Prince’s Most Sexually TASTELESS song’s !!!!!
I would like a dirty playlist to play to my date. (As many as possible) I’ve just taken her out for dinner, but she didn’t want any food coz she’s a NYPHOMANIAC. She doesn’t care for talking , SHE just wants SEX !!!!! She wants to skip COFFEE and head straight 4 the bedroom with the MIRROR on the ceiling. Women, DON’T B SHY this wont hurt a bit. Make these songs DIRTY !!!! Men don’t HOLD BACK!!!! LETITGO!!!! I would like to put these on a CD-R for MYSELF. Thanks for your help! Y'know, if she's that much of a whore, then it really doesn't matter what kind of music is playing in the background. If I were you, I'd concentrate on using this rare opportunity to finally act out your deepest, darkest, most perverted fantasies wit' da ho'. Y'know.... the kind of fantasies that are fueled by that stash of porn that you keep extra-private because you're hoping that no one ever discovers. The kind of porn that is so deviantly vile that, in case of your pre-mature demise, the only thing that you bestow upon your loved ones is an open mind. Because should they find this private stash of yours, boy, are they ever gonna need it. [Edited 12/13/07 15:34pm] | |
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