Prince’s Most Sexually TASTELESS song’s !!!!!

I would like a dirty playlist to play to my date. (As many as possible)

I’ve just taken her out for dinner, but she didn’t want any food coz she’s a NYPHOMANIAC. She doesn’t care for talking , SHE just wants SEX !!!!!

She wants to skip COFFEE and head straight 4 the bedroom with the MIRROR on the ceiling.

Women, DON’T B SHY this wont hurt a bit. Make these songs DIRTY !!!!

Men don’t HOLD BACK!!!! LETITGO!!!!

I would like to put these on a CD-R for MYSELF.

Thanks for your help!

jesus slow down tiger.

Ok, bit strong.

Lets try something a bit more subtle!!!!

I would like some naughty songs by Prince to put on a CD!

Thankyou!

Vajayjay Junction

lust said:

Forgive my famness, but I'm not familiar with this.

Please help me!!!!

I need some good songs before Friday!!!

From the description of this woman,a cd won't b necessary.

sexxydancer said:

Exactly!

sexxydancer said:

I was thinking more for me!

You know when you go running or cycling, and a good tune comes, well I run faster.

I'm just scared to disapoint.

I can relax a bit better now tho.

Thanks for good advice

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darrenj said:

Thankyou! Thankyou!

I now have 2 songs, just in case.

little red corvette shd do the trick. check her pockets 4 all the used thingamyjigss
then u can wonda if u got enuff class...at this rate

lottielooloo1968 said:

Pheramone
Little red corvette
feel U Up

ONE of the night's on my holiday aint gonna be bout no class!

BLUE LIGHT!!!

KidaDynamite said:

U and me all night long.


Great stuff!

OMG!!!! These song are gonna turn me into a sex god!!!

Thankyou! Thankyou!

darrenj said:

Y'know, if she's that much of a whore,
then it really doesn't matter what kind of music is playing in the background.
If I were you, I'd concentrate on using this rare opportunity to finally act out your deepest, darkest, most perverted fantasies wit' da ho'.
Y'know.... the kind of fantasies that are fueled by that stash of porn that you keep extra-private because you're hoping that no one ever discovers. The kind of porn that is so deviantly vile that, in case of your pre-mature demise, the only thing that you bestow upon your loved ones is an open mind. Because should they find this private stash of yours,
boy, are they ever gonna need it.

Nope ! Don't need porn!

And thats my wife your talkin about, but thats OK you weren't to know.

Yes, she is a dirty thing at times!

darrenj said:

Your Welcome!

Illustrator said:

i agree. this guy is drepraaaavvved

Hold on a sec! depraved is a bit harsh isn't.

I only requested some rude Prince songs!

That may help me out in my quest to become a SEX GOD!

Maybe I need to look into a more conservitive SEX GOD ROCK STAR.

Thanks anyway.

darrenj said:

ok, just a bit debauched....

I'd go with "International Lover"...

Much better!!! I dont know what debaunched means, but it sound's flattering.

Thankyou!


[Edited 12/12/07 23:02pm]

'Tamborine', 'Solo' and 'Just My Imagination'

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Space!

langebleu said:

lottielooloo1968 said:

Whats funny about!

Your not taking my quest very seriosly!!

Tamborine
Solo
Just My Imagination
space
International Lover
Vajayjay Junction
Pheramone
Little red corvette
feel U Up
Head

Ok I have some good dirty songs for my playlist.

I also have another playlist of nice baby making songs.

Depending on my wife’s mood I can play one or the other.

You have just assisted me in saving our relationship. When she goes back to work she can look at all the other fella’s and say to herself… you idiots could’t pull off what my husband (Darrenj) just done for me on holiday.

Hence decreasing the chance that she may run off with one of them!!

So, much thanks to Prince.org. And Prince for recording the songs.


DARRENJ = A SEX GOD

QUEST COMPLETE

darrenj said: