Okay, so I'm in the shower last night and four thoughts come to me.

1) Prince isn't really doing a whole heck of a lot right now.

2) The writer's strike is soon going to fill the network with reality shows.

3) Prince, from all accounts, is currently between marriages.

4) My wife always takes the last towel and never replaces it...and I never check.

Okay, the last thought aside, I think I created a new reality show for Prince to, you know, get him back in good graces again. Called "Someday My Prince Will Come" it features Prince and, I don't know, 17 bachelorettes vying for his affections. He would take them out on dates and stuff and pick one to marry at the end.

Some specifics: The dates would have Prince taking the ladies to familiar sites in Prince lore. He could take one to Lake Minnetonka and have her "baptize" herself in the waters and whatnot. Another he could take to a fancy restaurant and write obscure stuff like "wreckastowe" on a piece of paper and laugh maniacally as they don't get it. And, I don't know, he could hand out some copies of "Watchtower" with another one or something.

Anyway, at the end of the episode, he would hand out symbol necklaces to the lucky ladies staying around. And the ones not making the cut, he could say something like "You've just be funked...peace and B wild!"

The winning lady would get two things: 1) a wedding ring from P and 2) a recording contract good for one mostly unpromoted CD.

I'm calling Fox...I think this is a goldmine.

Hell NAW!!!!!

Nonsense