Hell, I'd rather cut both my hands off and blind myself than become HIS wife.

Imagine how many times a day you'd get sued!

U know what! Prince might be married already and he has her hidden somewhere in Pasiley Park or the Big White Mansion....

We all know that Prince is never alone long..and with his divorce from mani happening last spring..wow that might be a time record for him being single!!

Even so..I donnu if Prince SHOULD get married again. U ladies in line get ready GET READY *drum rolls pleaze* to :

1. Be utterly submissive..that pony is a wild stallion and will not be rode at anytime (unless ur in the blackroom or under the purple sheets ) So no neck rolling, teeth sucking, hand on hip back talking ladies! If this is you either reinvent yourself or keep steppin!

2. Die to self...taking a lesson from tgres "So this is were U end"- Which basically means U are no ..longer..... in.. existence? (wow maybe I need to reword that 1)

3. Do not speak in public..he will speak for u. Ur IQ will only be needed when discussing in private the fundementals of life and spirituality.

4. Petite/exotic women with dancers bodys need only apply.
If not there's still hope..just dont eat and HIT..THAT..GYM!

5. Omnivurous women..get ready to go green!

6. If your not a Jehovahs witness...get ready to be one. Go ahead and start knocking on ur neighboors doors on thier days off to practice!

Well that all I can think of. Umm...

If u fit this bill...then BY GOLLY...Congradulations! Ur In the Running to Become Prince's Next Wife! (would make a great TV show on VH1 BTW) - We should come up with names for this show..and shoot the idea to mtv producers!!! It would be 10x' bigger then Flavor Flaaaav.

The problem would be in getting Mr.Nelson to take part.

Back to the unrealistic fantasy!!- How about :

Purple Reign, or Nelson Love ....I'm horrible at this..C'mon ppl help me out with this ludacris idea!


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Astasheiks said:

I'm hoping that my soulmate could be somewhere on this site.
That's main reason I joined the org.

If any of you sexy's out there think that this may be you,
orgnote me, ya ho'.

Illustrator said:

oh lawd

KidaDynamite said:

Don't dismiss him so quick. Haven't you ever imagine gettin it on with a Purple dude, he may bust some "Incense and Candles" for you, he may message you until you're "Soft and Wet", and then "Love u 2 the 9's"!

purplesweat said:

Or Stabbed....And I don't mean with a knife!

I tell you the truth....Prince needs a man like me!!

I don't know why he's faking the flavor. The two of us would be too through. He can dress up the time and I could strip him down like an almond joy. But I aint having none of that foolishness. I'll do him and conquer his insatiable appetite but I'll be damned if I call his name. I don't mind being scadelous if that's what it takes for him to adore me. Italian silk and Egyptian lace would look mighty nice on me. He just better understand I am not a future baby mama. I'm down for the dirty mind as in this bed we scream.

When we go out, people will take notice. The man will be too blissed to speak let alone sue.

Definitely SD or KD or both

Definitely SD or KD or both

wildgoldenhoney said:

And this is for what reason? She looks good, perfect body and a nice voice.

I think there are thousands of women out there which he can choose. And yes, also with a nice and sincere character (they exist!).

CJanssen said:

*sorry*

wildgoldenhoney said:

Girl, get outta that box!!

KidaDynamite said:

Like my vid? That was me by the way (I wish).

wildgoldenhoney said:

nurseV said:

He DID say he admired Solomon. *gasp* we could all marry him and over him:
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nurseV said:

Hi Nurse, welcome back