"Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex.
Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes.
So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince.
Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song.
But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad.
His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more.
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