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The PFU case for dummies How would one explain this whole case to a dummy? You know, just like that series of books that are for dummies. NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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"Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex. Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes. So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince. Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song. But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad. His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more. END! |
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If I may say so myself; genius! |
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HamsterHuey said: If I may say so myself; genius!
  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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HamsterHuey said: If I may say so myself; genius!
I have to agree with you! | |
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Why being so bitter? Chill out. | |
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SzeSze said: Why being so bitter? Chill out.
It's called sarcasm. Here, have a beer.  |
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SzeSze said: Why being so bitter? Chill out.
It wasn't bitter, it was funny. It's called H U M O R. | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: SzeSze said: Why being so bitter? Chill out.
It wasn't bitter, it was funny. It's called H U M O R. Alright. I have to admit, I couldn't stop laughing when I was reading that. | |
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If Prince wasn't around, you might not have anything to harp about.
At least he remains to be an inspiration. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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Tame said: he remains to be an inspiration.
Esp for men who like to date girs 30 years younger! |
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all things aside, that was funny  | |
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Tame said: If Prince wasn't around, you might not have anything to harp about.
At least he remains to be an inspiration. the world would still have britney, lindsey and now amy winehouse. Space for sale... | |
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HamsterHuey said: "Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex. Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes. So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince. Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song. But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad. His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more. END! as funny as that is, it's also on point... that would make a great signature...  | |
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roodboi said: HamsterHuey said: "Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex. Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes. So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince. Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song. But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad. His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more. END! as funny as that is, it's also on point... that would make a great signature... If Org would allow that many characters, I would. |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: SzeSze said: Why being so bitter? Chill out.
It wasn't bitter, it was funny. It's called H U M O R. It's H U M O U R You Americans aint stealing any more of my vowels.....  So look into the mirror, do u recognise some1? Is it who u always hoped u would become, when u were young? | |
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alxndrstff said: It's H U M O U R
You Americans aint stealing any more of my vowels..... Said alxndrstff Really. |
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http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me...... | |
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HamsterHuey said: "Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex. Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes. So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince. Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song. But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad. His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more. END! God i hate the Org hiccup. so where was i? oh yeah. 
Dude that was FREAKING HILARIOUS. Well done!!! http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me...... | |
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alxndrstff said: SexyBeautifulOne said: It wasn't bitter, it was funny. It's called H U M O R. It's H U M O U R You Americans aint stealing any more of my vowels..... LOL! I was trying to let you keep one for yourself!  | |
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HamsterHuey said: "Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex. Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes. So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince. Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song. But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad. His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more. END! "London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"
"YEAH!!!" "Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!" | |
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HamsterHuey said: "Listen, Prince was wearing underwear and high heels, right? But then his feet started to hurt and he asked WHY? So he started looking for answers and found them, for a little while, sitting naked in a huge orchid. Then he got paid about a 100 million dollars, but he felt like a slave, so he went stopped calling himself Prince and tried to explain on the Muppet Show and Oprah.
As no one understood him, he changed back to his old name, but then no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them. They all got on the internet around that time and used it, well, basically to screw around, while posting Prince pics and talk about bootlegs, in between the sex. Prince was angry. He had identical twins and he had found Jehova in between marriages. So he started pouting and saying no one could look at the promo pics he put out there and no one was supposed to listen to his unreleased stuff. Except D'Angelo, of course; if D does it, it's cool. Cuz thenyou can namesdrop him in your liner notes. So the Prince fans got angry, cuz Prince was taking away good sex time with his laywers, so they made a site and said; Fuck You Prince. Then Prince got an old song outa the vault and rerecorded the vocals and made a funny play of letters, so it looked like he was really, really nice cuz he gave them a free song. But for real, he was really really pissed off. What do them fans want anyways? So he changed the title and just pretended it is his new song, cuz his publicity was bad. His smart fans giggled, the fams pouted and then it was all over. Like all the other storms in a glass of water; Prince is still a millionaire that hasn't got a clue what drives fans and fans are still fans. Just with one funky song with lame lyrics more. END!
That made me laugh out loud!!! | |
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HamsterHuey said: SzeSze said: Why being so bitter? Chill out.
It's called sarcasm. Here, have a beer.  | |
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HamsterHuey said: [bunch of sheer, unadulterated awesomeness was here]
post of the muthafuckin' year. | |
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Thanks, I thought I break it down.
You know I will get a C&D Sarcasm letter soon now... |
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God, I love this thread... | |
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I bet you all recognise yerself in the description of 'oversexed Orgers'... |
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HamsterHuey said: I bet you all recognise yerself in the description of 'oversexed Orgers'...
LOL, there and unfortunately in the no one cared, but a case of dummies that liked every stupid rehashed lame R&B song he threw at them part. [Edited 11/18/07 13:24pm] | |
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You forgot the "But in the end, Prince still won" part.  | |
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wlcm2thdwn said: You forgot the "But in the end, Prince still won" part.
LOL! I wouldn't be so sure about that because we haven't gotten to the "But in the end..." part, yet!  | |
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